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W|e are the 3 point bros.
Trash bros.
W|e are the 3 point bros.
Super Trash Bros 3Trash bros.
How am I not getting in these all star games
I know why I'm not.How am I not getting in these all star games
feck off benito
How am I not getting in these all star games
HAMMER TIMEfeck off benito
We‘re all afraid to step on ya, lil man.HAMMER TIME
What do all the column heading mean on the stats?All Star Weekend 99/00
Dunk Contest
Yet again no Cafites among the Dunk Contest contestants. It seems like you're all long range shooters, or else just not shooters at all (FAO: altodevil). Anyway, here's what happened in your absence:
3-Point Contest
It's clear many of you have built your players with the future in mind (even though you might not make it to then before retiring), because there's an absolute glut of Cafites in the 3-Point Contest this year, including two rookies. Can we make it even more next season?
@Samid, @Solius, @BenitoSTARR, @V.O.
Round 1
Solius goes through, while V.O., Samid and BenitoSTARR all have to participate in the tie-breaker, along with Damon Jones. One player must be eliminated.
Tie breaker
Samid has been eliminated after caving under the pressure of his first 3 Point Contest, while, V.O. and BenitoStarr are through to the 2nd round, where Solius awaits.
Round 2
Solius and BenitoSTARR remain consistent and will face off in the final round, while this time V.O. was the one who made mistakes. Damon Jones is also out, but who cares about that guy?
Final Round
BenitoSTARR is your 3-Point Contest winner, in his rookie season! Not bad at all. Solius did well to get to the final round, but unfortunately it was his turn to have a sub-par shooting performance. Still, that means a top two of Cafites. I'm proud of you!
All Star Game (the numbers in the line-ups are your regular season stats)
Western Conference line-up: @altodevil and @Solius are both in the starting 5.
Eastern Conference line-up: @oneniltothearsenal is the captain, which is quite an achivement. @BenitoSTARR will also make an appearance, in his rookie season no less, as will @V.O. for the second year running.
Result and stats
The West is victorious, after a great OT performance.
What do all the column heading mean on the stats?
Cheers that covers most of them.
@oneniltothearsenal got shut down by the defensive goat.
@nimic your sim has gotten me interested in basketball again for the first time in over a decade! I actually watched a game last night (Lakers-Warriors). Now I'm getting started on my own season of basketball GM. I don't know if I should thank you or curse you!
Here's a silver lining for our chaps on the Cavs and the 76ers. Those records mean they will have really high draft picks in what is almost universally described as "the worst draft class in NBA history". Wait, is that what a silver lining is? I may not understand the phrase.
The only silver lining I need to see is that I'm not signing another contract in Cleveland and am a little more discerning than alto in where to take my services next year.
The only silver lining I need to see is that I'm not signing another contract in Cleveland and am a little more discerning than alto in where to take my services next year.
You have to suffer through one more season in Cleveland, unless you get traded before then. But in this case digital you definitely agrees with actual you.
3cm and 3 points go hand in hand.
I guarantee if we had win shares I'd be first by miles.
Plus - minus is how many points better the team are with or without you on the pitch.Stat Bonanza: these stats are all going to be the best or worst seasons out of all the ones we've had since we started.
Per game, but will be affected by your playing time in the games - minimum 30 games played
Three-Pointers made Top 5
Three-Pointers made Bottom 5
- --- 2.3 - @V.O. in 2000
- --- 2.0 - V.O. in 1999
- --- 1.8 - @Solius in 2000
- --- 1.5 - Solius in 1999
- --- 1.5 - @BenitoSTARR in 2000
Points Top 5
- --- 0 - @oneniltothearsenal in 1996
- --- 0 - oneniltothearsenal in 1997
- --- 0 - @altodevil in 1997
- --- 0 - altodevil in 1998
- --- 0 - altodevil in 1999
Points Bottom 5
- --- 22.8 - oneniltothearsenal in 2000
- --- 20.4 - V.O. in 1999
- --- 19.9 - Solius in 2000
- --- 19.5 - V.O. in 2000
- --- 18.5 - oneniltothearsenal in 1999
Rebounds Top 5
- --- 3.8 - @The Cat in 1999
- --- 3.9 - altodevil in 1999
- --- 3.9 - altodevil in 2000
- --- 4.3 - altodevil in 1997
- --- 4.5 - altodevil in 1998
Rebounds Bottom 5
- --- 22.0 - altodevil in 2000
- --- 21.0 - altodevil in 1999
- --- 20.5 - altodevil in 1997
- --- 19.9 - altodevil in 1998
- --- 15.3 - oneniltothearsenal in 2000
Steals Top 5
- --- 1.1 - V.O. in 2000
- --- 1.2 - @weetee in 2000
- --- 1.3 - weetee in 1999
- --- 1.5 - V.O. in 1999
- --- 1.6 - @Skizzo in 2000
Blocks Top 5
- --- 5.3 - altodevil in 1997
- --- 5.3 - altodevil in 1999
- --- 5.1 - altodevil in 2000
- --- 4.7 - altodevil in 1998
- --- 3.1 - @hobbers in 1998
Assists Top 5
- --- 5.4 - altodevil in 2000
- --- 5.0 - altodevil in 1997
- --- 4.5 - BenitoSTARR in 2000
- --- 4.4 - altodevil in 1998
- --- 4.1 - altodevil in 1999
Turnovers Top 5
- --- 9.5 - V.O. in 1999
- --- 9.5 - V.O. in 2000
- --- 8.2 - weetee in 2000
- --- 7.8 - Solius in 2000
- --- 7.5 - BenitoSTARR in 2000
Personal Fouls
- --- 3.3 - oneniltothearsenal in 2000
- --- 3.1 - oneniltothearsenal in 1999
- --- 2.8 - hobbers in 1998
- --- 2.7 - oneniltothearsenal in 1998
- --- 2.6 - oneniltothearsenal in 1996
Three Pointer % (shots made)
- --- 4.2 - @Stobzilla in 1999
- --- 4.1 - Stobzilla in 1998
- --- 4.1 - Stobzilla in 2000
- --- 4.1 - BenitoSTARR in 2000
- --- 3.0 - oneniltothearsenal in 1999
Technically altodevil is #1 with 75% in 2000, but he took 4 shots and made 3 of them. In one season.
- --- 52.4% - @The Cat in 1998
- --- 48.6 - BenitoSTARR in 2000
- --- 47.6 - Solius in 2000
- --- 47.1 - The Cat in 1999
- --- 45.0 - @Dr. Dwayne in 1999
Free-Throw % (shots made)
And to round us out, some advanced stats (sometimes weird algorithms)
- --- 89.3% - Stobzilla in 2000
- --- 88.5% - Stobzilla in 1998
- --- 88.0% - Dr. Dwayne in 1999
- --- 84.3% - Dr. Dwayne in 2000
- --- 83.0% - Stobzilla in 1999
Plus-Minus Per 100 Possessions (I don't know how to explain this one, or even what it truly means. But number go up)
PER (Player Efficiency Rating - basically a "how good were you" stat that might not actually be very useful in real life, but the game uses it to decide how well you've played.)
- --- +15.0 - BenitoSTARR in 2000
- --- +6.8 - weetee in 2000
- --- +3.9 - Solius in 2000
- --- +3.3 - altodevil in 1997
- --- +3.2 - @Dan in 1997
- --- 31.0 - oneniltothearsenal in 2000
- --- 30.5 - BenitoSTARR in 2000
- --- 29.0 - oneniltotherasenal in 1999
- --- 26.8 - altodevil in 1997
- --- 25.8 - altodevil in 1996
You’re inferior to a 3cm 0lbs Hammer from Norway in its debut season.I can't believe I have a top 5 +/- season despite playing with scrubs my entire career.
I am clearly the goat shackled with constant terrible teammates and coaching. It's actually so so sad.
I guarantee if we had win shares I'd be first by miles.
That’s got to be a brand new sentence.You’re inferior to a 3cm 0lbs Hammer from Norway in its debut season.
Plus - minus is how many points better the team are with or without you on the pitch.
So every time I play I’m worth +15 to my side.
Which is higher than any NBA or ABA player in history:
https://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/bpm_career.html
I’m more powerful than I could possibly imagine.Actually you're +15 per 100 possessions. BPM you're +17.4. Well, for that one season, but it's your only one so far. I assume those stats are total career stats.
I’m more powerful than I could possibly imagine.
My dribbling his 100. Im a weightless hammer I cannot die, but I can rust."BenitoSTARR killed by a ball while attempting to dribble"