Am I still injured?
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Nope
Oh god he won't shut up if he wins.
You could always scouse-purge him.
This is my last year of contract right?
Inb4 I go to an ever shitter team
It has minor league teams?
I can already reveal that barring draft and trades, only the following teams could have at least $16 million available for next season (if they don't re-sign any expiring contracts):
- New Orleans Hornets ($17m 38-44 league record)
- Portland Trailblazers ($23m 53-29)
- Memphis Grizzlies (obviously, $34m 53-29)
- Orlando Magic (also obviously, $24m 32-50)
- Oklahoma City Thunder ($38m 33-49)
- Sacramento Kings ($33m 28-54)
- Phoenix Suns ($17m 35-47)
- Los Angeles Clippers ($20m 43-39)
- Boston Celtics ($16m 45-37)
- Philadelphia ($34m 47-35)
- Cleveland Cavaliers ($21m 42-40)
Some other players with expiring contracts are Kevin Durant and Nene (@altodevil's teammate), but both will definitely re-sign. Other than that there are mostly some very old players or good rookies, so probably not a lot to stand in either of your ways.
Nene is a legend in his own right
It could be me.
Greatest player of his generation begging for help. How sad.
If anyone wants to retire this season and hasn't already done so, let me know ASAP and create your reincarnation.
2010 NBA Finals
2010 NBA Finals
altodevil has three-peated! I genuinely thought it was over for him at 2-3, but the Wizards let the Lakers back into it - and this is the result. Who can stop his reign?
Playoff stats
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altodevil has three-peated! I genuinely thought it was over for him at 2-3, but the Wizards let the Lakers back into it - and this is the result. Who can stop his reign?
Playoff stats
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Ffs
Grats.
Can we thread ban him?
Looking into it.
I forgot to tag everyone in the playoffs for their stats, so: @weetee @hobbers @altodevil @V.O. @Stobzilla @P-Nut @BenitoSTARR
Probably the finest 7 game series ever played. Durant a worth adversary and will be who I pass my crown to eventually.
Not yet though. History still to be written.
Not yet though. History still to be written.
Alto perfected the destruction of the game. Mission accomplished.
Also, I should take way more shots.
Also, I should take way more shots.
retire this season and have a new player for next. I posted my stat on the sign up thread
09/10 Season Review
09/10 Season Review
altodevil has won his 4th title, a RedCafe record. He's also got three in a row.
Not much new in the League Teams, so I won't bother listing them this time. The only difference is that some new non-Cafites have started pushing Cafites out of the teams.
BenitoSTARR wins yet another MVP award, his 5th! No points for guessing who won Defensive Player of the Year, and not just because I am posting this below the picture showing who won Defensive Player of the Year. I guess Defence really does win games.
Season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical feats
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altodevil has won his 4th title, a RedCafe record. He's also got three in a row.
Not much new in the League Teams, so I won't bother listing them this time. The only difference is that some new non-Cafites have started pushing Cafites out of the teams.
BenitoSTARR wins yet another MVP award, his 5th! No points for guessing who won Defensive Player of the Year, and not just because I am posting this below the picture showing who won Defensive Player of the Year. I guess Defence really does win games.
Season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical feats
Up next: Draft and Free Agency
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Who has the most MVPs now?09/10 Season Review
altodevil has won his 4th title, a RedCafe record. He's also got three in a row.
Not much new in the League Teams, so I won't bother listing them this time. The only difference is that some new non-Cafites have started pushing Cafites out of the teams.
BenitoSTARR wins yet another MVP award, his 5th! No points for guessing who won Defensive Player of the Year, and not just because I am posting this below the picture showing who won Defensive Player of the Year. I guess Defence really does win games.
Season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical feats
Up next: Draft and Free Agency
Of the Cafites? You've had the most for a while. hobbers has two, Solius has one.
"weetee made a game-winning basket with 6.7 seconds remaining in a 102-100 win over the almighty Wizards" <- wish I could see the replay there.
You gave so much in that one that you were immediately sidelined by back spasms for a week after.
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Finally let’s get out of this shithole.
I feel you brother. No doubt my contract will run out and I'll re-sign again
You play for one of the best teams in the league
I seem to love racking up triple doubles for losing teams.
I'll need to update my build for OneNilJr
I'll need to update my build for OneNilJr
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Surely it’s TwoNil?
I make them one of the best teams in the league you mean
nimic, I think it'd make sense to accompany this game with a sim where we can spend the money we earn. Buy villas and islands , drugs, start-ups or hitmen to take out alto.
Nobody would have any money left to spend, you'd all just pool your wages for Agent 47 to drop a chandelier on altodevil.
Hmm..been a while. Can you not create individual scenarios/hits in it? Maybe I‘ll have a look, never finished the last one (only one I‘ve played).
You can, yep
good idea