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You‘re mocking an injured player? Colour me surprised.
 
22/23 End of Regular Season
22/23 End of Regular Season

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

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Final standings

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Play-in tournament

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(SAC)

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Regular season stats

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Regular season league leaders

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22/23 Playoffs 1st Round
22/23 Playoffs - 1st Round

@Heine @hobbers @Solius @weetee @V.O. @sebsheep @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @Salt Bailly @Dan

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Oof, Dan II will miss some games over patellar tendinitis, whatever that is. He should be back sometime next round, if the 76ers make it. It's looking worse for reelworld II, who is probably going to miss 2 full series with a fractured hand. At least the Knicks are strong enough that they may make it to the NBA Final without him, which he should be able to make.


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Unsurprisingly both the Rockets and the Spurs go through to the 2nd Round with a sweep.


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Pepper Bailly tried to keep the Bucks in it, but the 76ers simply had too many threats. And that's with Dan II injured! The Knicks predictably finish off the Wizards. No Kevin Durant magic this time.


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The injury situation isn't great for the Kings, with two starters playing with niggling injuries.
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The Kings aren't done yet.

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SebJr and the Kings complete the comeback!


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Two more Cafite match-ups coming next! Both of them have pretty clear favourites, but crazier things have happened.
 
Goat casually drops another 120 gamescore and moonwalks away
 
nimic said:
I'm not quitting the experiment until we reach 1 million views, and I don't care that half of them are probably crawlers and bots. And a quarter is @altodevil.
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I click for every tag. It's only natural I'd have the most views since I had the best player.
 
I click in hope and leave disappointed about my guy’s team getting knocked out all the time.
 
I click, see the assist king still out here producing, light a cigar, choke on the smoke, go for a lie down.
 
22/23 Playoffs 2nd Round
22/23 Playoffs - 2nd Round

@hobbers @Heine @Solius @weetee @V.O. @sebsheep @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @Dan

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Preview

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Two big injuries heading into the same series in the East. Probably worse for the 76ers, who don't have the same quality to make up for the loss.


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Nothing to see here.

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The Knicks win, but it was at least reasonably close. An extremely efficient 23/19/17 from Two Nil.
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Ooh, the Kings get one! 22/15/2 from SebJr. 79 points combined from weeweetee and Lil' V.O. wasn't enough for Houston. I don't know what it says about their playing styles that Lil' V.O. got to shoot 20 free throws on 16 shot attempts, and weeweetee got to shoot 3 free throws on 29 shot attempts - but I'm sure it would be top of /r/nba.
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The 76ers aren't far off, but Two Nil's excellent play is keeping the Knicks ahead.

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Heine with a silly 5/2/14/5/5 game.

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2 free throws on 33 shots, this time. 21 three point attempts seems... high.
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Dan II and the 76ers are out. It was sort of expected, but at the same time they got closer than the sweep suggests.

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Well, obviously.

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Take a shot every time weeweetee shoots more than 30 times per game. SebJr with a great 20/1/13 game, but there's just a difference in firepower here.
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Lil' V.O. picking up a knock made the game interesting, but in the end weeweetee and the rest managed to put away SebJr's Sacramento.

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No we just need to figure out who the Knicks will play in the Conference Finals.
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It's Boston!

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This looks familiar.
 
The great thing about the spurs winning all these titles, is that I'll always have 5 solo titles which will never be matched.
 
altodevil said:
The great thing about the spurs winning all these titles, is that I'll always have 5 solo titles which will never be matched.
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Yeah but I heard your guy died trying to do auto-erotic asphyxiation.
 
I make up for all the shots my daddy didn‘t take.

And casually doing that 5x5 thing during crunsh time.
 
22/23 Playoffs Conference Finals
22/23 Playoffs - Conference Finals

@Heine @hobbers @Solius @weetee @V.O. @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla

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Preview

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Not exactly what the Knicks needed!

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This is the difference between 4 superstars and 2 superstars.
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And there it is! The Spurs are headed to the NBA Final - again! Now we only need to find out who will join them there.
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Another game for Boston! New York are definitely the superior team, but there's no accounting for injuries.
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A very good performance by the Knicks, and the Celtics are out.

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I don't know about you, but I'm glad the Spurs dynasty is probably breaking up after this season.
 
I don‘t even care anymore. Congrats though.
 
It has been fun guys, this throwing a ball and hitting that small ring is quite easy to be honest
 
22/23 Playoffs NBA Final
22/23 Playoffs - NBA Final

@Heine @hobbers @Solius @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @sebsheep @V.O. @weetee @Salt Bailly @BenitoSTARR @Skizzo

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46 points from Nobbers!
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Heine with a dominating and efficient performance.
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Ooh, so close! An untimely Nobbers injury almost made this series interesting. reelworld Ii with another terrible shooting performance, though he somewhat made up for it with 20 assists. Stobzilla II is back, if reduced, and provides a predictably efficient performance.
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Well, that's that! Another Final sweep for the Spurs. The injuries surely didn't help the Knicks. The Spurs have dominated the league for years, but this is probably the end of the line of the current dynasty. Though there's every chance that two of the current three stay in San Antonio, plus Jamal Murray. We might not be done with the Spurs quite yet.

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Playoff stats

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Playoff leaders

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Up next: Season Review
 
So yeah, as long as one of Heine/Sonius stays I will also stay. If both fail to renew then I break my deal as well.
 
Averaging nearly 10 assists in this team. Legendary performances.
 
22/23 Season Review
22/23 Season Review

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine


Playoffs

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Regular season

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Awards

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Season stats

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Feats

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League News

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Draft Preview

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Memphis picks up the #1 pick (from Cleveland, obviously :lol:)! @altodevil are you sure your son is tearing up his contract? Here's the expected top 15 in the draft:

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Winning every season but he outdated facilities apparently are too much.

Also RIP Solius. Is there a hall of fame ranking or is it just a collection of players?
 
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