There's no stat-gathering for that, so I'll have to do it myself. There's no way I'm going through all players, so it would just be you guys. It's definitely you, though, after finishing #1 in the West for so long. You've been LeBronning a fairly weak conference, though you did win eventually (and then a few times after that).
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There's no stat-gathering for that, so I'll have to do it myself. There's no way I'm going through all players, so it would just be you guys. It's definitely you, though, after finishing #1 in the West for so long. You've been LeBronning a fairly weak conference, though you did win eventually (and then a few times after that).
Stop putting me down, I'm your goat
You have 57 more playoff games than anyone else, never mind wins. Of course, you have that many games because you've won more series, so you get to play more games.
Easier conference you say? Can‘t look past that tbh. Put United into the Bundesliga and they‘re competing for the title as well (well, not this season).
I cant believe I was 91, 90, 89 rated, my 3 prime seasons on the fecking bobcats
Not sure what you‘re hinting at..you mean when Alto had true competition in the conference his auto-pathway to the final wasn‘t a thing?Steady on, both your rings are out of the West too
you‘re right i guess
2014 Playoffs 2nd Round
2014 Playoffs 2nd Round
@altodevil, @hobbers, @Skizzo, @V.O.
2nd and 3rd seeded Washington and New York have been eliminated in the East, leaving 6th seeded Brooklyn, with assist-master V.O., facing off against 7th seeded Orlando. We've also got a Cafite match-up on the top side of the bracket, with overwhelming favourites hobbers & Skizzo meeting Dr. Dwayne's Cleveland. Maybe the old dog still has a trick in him?
In the West, altodevil's Lakers are yet again the 1-seed, but they're a weaker 1-seed than in previous years. Either that, or the rest of the conference is stronger than before - or both. They will have to beat 5-seed Portland, who finished just 4 wins behind them in the regular season.
V.O. bruised his knee, but he'll be back next game.
hobbers picked up a small injury, it won't keep him out.
V.O.'s third 20-assists game this season, all in the playoffs. Gamer.
The favourites win. Dr. Dwayne put up a good effort, but Boston was too big a challenge. Skizzo and hobbers will play recent champion V.O. in the Conference Finals. The last time they met was in Brooklyn's champion year. altodevil and the Lakers also dispatched Portland without difficulty. Their opponent is yet to be determined, but reigning champion Dallas is one of the options.
No repeat champion this year, but we have two teams still in it who haven't yet won a championship since we started our experiment: Boston and Utah. Neither has been in the NBA Finals at all, in fact.
@altodevil, @hobbers, @Skizzo, @V.O.
2nd and 3rd seeded Washington and New York have been eliminated in the East, leaving 6th seeded Brooklyn, with assist-master V.O., facing off against 7th seeded Orlando. We've also got a Cafite match-up on the top side of the bracket, with overwhelming favourites hobbers & Skizzo meeting Dr. Dwayne's Cleveland. Maybe the old dog still has a trick in him?
In the West, altodevil's Lakers are yet again the 1-seed, but they're a weaker 1-seed than in previous years. Either that, or the rest of the conference is stronger than before - or both. They will have to beat 5-seed Portland, who finished just 4 wins behind them in the regular season.
Lakers altodevil: 4/17/1 (2stl/8blk) | 101 | 72 | Portland |
Boston hobbers: 31/7/11 (4stl) Skizzo: DNP | 107 | 94 | Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 11/6/3 (2stl) |
Brooklyn V.O.: 4/1/1 (1stl) | 108 | 96 | Orlando |
V.O. bruised his knee, but he'll be back next game.
Lakers altodevil: 16/34/1 (8blk) | 96 | 86 | Portland |
Boston hobbers: 23/6/7 (1stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP | 109 | 101 | Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 24/9/3 |
Brooklyn V.O.: 6/0/12 (3stl/1blk) | 107 | 95 | Orlando |
Lakers altodevil: 6/25/0 (1stl/3blk) | 96 | 101 | Portland |
Boston hobbers: 3/2/2 (injured) Skizzo: DNP | 101 | 94 | Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 14/3/3 |
Brooklyn V.O.: 17/3/10 (1stl/2blk) | 106 | 90 | Orlando |
hobbers picked up a small injury, it won't keep him out.
Lakers altodevil: 5/27/1 (3stl/9blk) | 120 | 118 | Portland |
Boston hobbers: 17/6/13 (2stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP | 99 | 102 | Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 13/4/1 |
Brooklyn(WIN) V.O.: 9/1/20 | 122 | 118 | Orlando(LOSE) |
V.O.'s third 20-assists game this season, all in the playoffs. Gamer.
Lakers(WIN) altodevil: 8/23/1 (7stl/2blk) | 96 | 89 | Portland(LOSE) |
Boston(WIN) hobbers: 18/7/10 (1stl) Skizzo: DNP | 99 | 88 | Cleveland(LOSE) Dr. Dwayne: 12/1/0 |
The favourites win. Dr. Dwayne put up a good effort, but Boston was too big a challenge. Skizzo and hobbers will play recent champion V.O. in the Conference Finals. The last time they met was in Brooklyn's champion year. altodevil and the Lakers also dispatched Portland without difficulty. Their opponent is yet to be determined, but reigning champion Dallas is one of the options.
No repeat champion this year, but we have two teams still in it who haven't yet won a championship since we started our experiment: Boston and Utah. Neither has been in the NBA Finals at all, in fact.
Ugh, flashbacks
Bah.
I might creak when I walk, but I can still school scrubs
Also 16 point game, what a baller
Just noticed, failure in the matrix
Couldn't win a single playoff series to save my life in my prime. Now sailing through the playoffs for fun on my retirement tour.
2014 Playoffs Conference Finals
2014 Playoffs Conference Finals
@altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @V.O.
What a thriller! We're going to game 7 for both series. Clearly there are no push-overs left in the playoffs.
We're missing out on another Cafite v Cafite NBA Final! That's quite surprising. Utah has done brilliantly, beating both the 1-seed and the 2-seed in their own conference. In the East we've got Boston, with hobbers and Skizzo hoping to vanquish some demons from the past. The NBA has been impossible to predict the last few years (see: Kevin Durant still hasn't won), so anything could happen here.
@altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @V.O.
Lakers altodevil: 0/19/0 (1stl/blk) | 101 | 96 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 17/8/10 (1stl) Skizzo: DNP | 122 | 113 | Brooklyn V.O.: 17/3/8 (1stl/1blk) |
Lakers altodevil: 2/20/0 (3stl/6blk) | 96 | 103 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 18/3/6 (1stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP | 103 | 107 | Brooklyn V.O.: 19/0/10 |
Lakers altodevil: 0/33/3 (5blk) | 87 | 83 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 16/6/8 (2stl) Skizzo: 2/1/2 (1stl) | 106 | 80 | Brooklyn V.O.: 6/1/12 (3stl) |
Lakers altodevil: 9/21/1 (2stl/7lblk) | 88 | 100 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 29/3/10 (2stl) Skizzo: DNP | 109 | 113 | Brooklyn V.O.: 12/2/6 |
Lakers altodevil: 5/19/0 (6stl/6blk) | 121 | 117 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 31/10/12 (2stl) Skizzo: 2/1/0 | 115 | 111 | Brooklyn V.O.: 17/0/13 (1blk) |
Lakers altodevil: 4/27/1 (5stl/6blk) | 92 | 100 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 34/5/6 Skizzo: 0/0/0 | 90 | 114 | Brooklyn V.O.: 19/0/12 |
What a thriller! We're going to game 7 for both series. Clearly there are no push-overs left in the playoffs.
Lakers (LOSE) altodevil: 8/24/0 (3stl/6blk) | 95 | 99 | Utah (WIN) |
Boston (WIN) hobbers: 20/2/14 Skizzo: 0/1/0 | 122 | 95 | Brooklyn (LOSE) V.O.: 2/3/9 |
We're missing out on another Cafite v Cafite NBA Final! That's quite surprising. Utah has done brilliantly, beating both the 1-seed and the 2-seed in their own conference. In the East we've got Boston, with hobbers and Skizzo hoping to vanquish some demons from the past. The NBA has been impossible to predict the last few years (see: Kevin Durant still hasn't won), so anything could happen here.
Meh at least my finals to finalsMVP ratio still good
Better than Kevin Durant, who is 0-4 in the NBA Final.
Is it safe to say I’m carrying @hobbers through the playoffs so far?
Pretty decent last ride, that. Took the champs elect to a decider.
Losing record when you don't play in that series, and winning record when you do. I think the evidence speaks for itself.
@nimic team sheet of Utah, please
They don't have the best players in the league, but it's a very deep team.
If only they had a Centre ...
2014 NBA Final
2014 NBA Final
@hobbers @Skizzo @V.O. @Dr. Dwayne @Stobzilla @sebsheep @BenitoSTARR @altodevil
Utah has done it, a shock victory! That's three first-time NBA Champions in a row, with New Jersey (Brooklyn), Dallas and now Utah. They were all underdogs in the final, as well.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.
@hobbers @Skizzo @V.O. @Dr. Dwayne @Stobzilla @sebsheep @BenitoSTARR @altodevil
Utah has done it, a shock victory! That's three first-time NBA Champions in a row, with New Jersey (Brooklyn), Dallas and now Utah. They were all underdogs in the final, as well.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.
Run it again
Just call me 50percent
I think I’ll give it one more season til Sonius, thanks @nimic
Never have I read a more beautiful series of posts on Murray field shitter
@nimic could you post Bucks team sheet? Is the team that bad to miss consecutive playoffs?
13/14 Season Review
13/14 Season Review
Playoffs
Final regular season standings
Awards
Both Nobbers and sontodevil make the All-Defensive Teams in their rookie season, as well as the All-Rookie Team. Other familiar faces in the All-Defensive Teams are altodevil and hobbers as always, plus The Cub. For All-League we only have hobbers and P-Nut in the First Team, but BenitoSTARR, sontodevil and altodevil in the Second Team and reelworld II and Solius in the Third Team. Not bad for a bunch of pensioners and kids.
Kevin Durant is MVP again, and altodevil is DPOTY again. Dr. Dwayne is the 3rd Cafite to win Sixth Man of the Year, after (since retired) reelworld and sebsheep. I can reveal that Samid and SebJr finished 2nd and 3rd in voting for that award. sontodevil is the Rookie of the Year, so congrats to him!
Regular season stats
Statistical feats
League news
Dan has retired!
V.O. has retired!
Future
In short, Houston will have the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. Sacramento owned the two best chances at #1 (from New Orleans and Oklahoma City), but they will have to settle for the 2nd and 4th pick. Ironically the pick that became #1 was their own pick.
Playoffs
Final regular season standings
Awards
Both Nobbers and sontodevil make the All-Defensive Teams in their rookie season, as well as the All-Rookie Team. Other familiar faces in the All-Defensive Teams are altodevil and hobbers as always, plus The Cub. For All-League we only have hobbers and P-Nut in the First Team, but BenitoSTARR, sontodevil and altodevil in the Second Team and reelworld II and Solius in the Third Team. Not bad for a bunch of pensioners and kids.
Kevin Durant is MVP again, and altodevil is DPOTY again. Dr. Dwayne is the 3rd Cafite to win Sixth Man of the Year, after (since retired) reelworld and sebsheep. I can reveal that Samid and SebJr finished 2nd and 3rd in voting for that award. sontodevil is the Rookie of the Year, so congrats to him!
Regular season stats
Statistical feats
League news
Dan has retired!
V.O. has retired!
Future
In short, Houston will have the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. Sacramento owned the two best chances at #1 (from New Orleans and Oklahoma City), but they will have to settle for the 2nd and 4th pick. Ironically the pick that became #1 was their own pick.
Forgot the tags again!
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee
Also to restate this: Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee
Also to restate this: Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.
Just been down to my basement to check on PepperBailly. Looks like he's ready.
I never knew that's how they made pepper.
Wait til you see where mayo cums from.
How did Dan get into the hall of fame
That's a two time all star you're talking about, with a very long career.
It's a conspiracy.
@Salt Bailly let me know when little Pepper has spawned, I'll put him in the draft and run it.