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nimic said:
For a near pensioner you're still playing really well. You actually had the 8th highest PER in the league, somehow.

Your Warriors have a few younger players that might get better too. Or not, as it were.
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Nice. Giggsian longevity was a consideration in my build so I'll stick around for now.
 
13/14 Draft and Free Agency
2013 Draft and Free Agency

@altodevil @hobbers @Solius @P-Nut @The Cat @Salt Bailly @oneniltothearsenal @Dan @Dr. Dwayne

Draft
  1. sontodevil (PG 72/83 you build-abusing son of a bitch) is drafted by the Memphis Grizzlies. That means Solius will team up with altodevil's son! Has our 5x champion been hoisted by his own petard?
  2. Nobbers (SG 58/83) has been drafted by the San Antonio Spurs, the team where his dad (?) hobbers first turned into a superstar.
  3. Giannis Antetokounmpo (GF 51/76) has been drafted by the Portland Trailblazers
  4. Michael Carter-Williams (G 59/71) has been drafted by the Phoenix Suns
  5. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (SG 48/71) has been drafted by the Utah Jazz
  6. Nerlens Noel (FC 49/70) has been drafted by the Washington Wizards
  7. Victor Oladipo (G 58/66) has been drafted by the Toronto Raptors
  8. Ryan Kelly (PF 54/62) has been drafted by the Indiana Pacers
  9. Tim Hardaway Jr. (GF 52/67) has been drafted by the Miami Heat
  10. Cody Zeller (C 51/66) has been drafted by the Sacramento Kings
Free Agency

The Cub has left the Detroit Pistons to sign with the Oklahoma City Thunder for $19.35m/yr through 2018
Salt Bailly has left the Toronto Raptors and has signed with the Sacramento Kings for $8.34m/yr through 2017 so he can hang out with P-Nut
Two Nil has left the Oklahoma City Thunder to sign for the Toronto Raptors for $19.24m/yr through 2017
Dan has left the Oklahoma City Thunder, and is yet to find a new team :confused:

Trades

Nobbers (Spurs), The Cub (Thunder)
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Nobbers (Spurs), Samid (Bobcats)
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Dr. Dwayne (Warriors > Hornets)
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nimic said:
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@Solius still eager to leave?

Last chance for any of the olds or bads (those are the technical terms, I'm so sorry) to have your son in the draft. Otherwise I can still put them in at the start of the season.
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ooh
 
Welcome @sontodevil. We’ll achieve things your father could only dream of.
 
Unacceptably low potential, looks like he's getting cut out of the will.
 
Does the game take lineage into account?

Like does it realise this is the progeny of an otherworldly being
 
Wah, alto enters with 72 skill? He mocks the gods and should be nailed to … benito, any idea?
 
Knowing how detailed alto gets in my experiment he’s definitely googled the meta stats for this game.
 
@nimic is there some sort of brief career overview you can share to „honor“ those who retired?
 
Didn't Google shite all, just wanted the son to have all time assists and also be a defensive god. So between them both they will hold all non points records. Remains to be seen if it will work as sontodevil ain't as athletic.
 
Stat Bonanza (2013)
Stat time!

(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)

Stats are regular season unless stated otherwise

Total regular season points (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 38 387: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (24.6)
  2. --- 33 272: Solius (27.3)
  3. --- 31 419: Wilt Chamberlain (30.1)
  4. --- 30 791: Michael Jordan (24.9)
  5. --- 28 704: Tim Thomas (24.0)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #6 --- 28 669: hobbers (22.7)
  • #13 --- 26 581: Dr. Dwayne (20.1)
  • #19 --- 25 437: BenitoSTARR (23.0)
  • #24 --- 24 184: V.O. (20.7)
  • #30 --- 22 668: Samid (24.6)
  • #32 --- 22 396: P-Nut (26.9)
  • #39 --- 21 444: oneniltothearsenal (16.6)
  • #84 --- 16 818: Dan (12.2)
  • #86 --- 16 529: Salt Bailly (11.9)

Total playoff points (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 5 762: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (24.3)
  2. --- 5 044: Michael Jordan (28.0)
  3. --- 4 457:Jerry West (29.1)
  4. --- 4 044: Solius (29.3)
  5. --- 3 985: Magic Johnson (17.6)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #14 --- 3 173: BenitoSTARR (22.8)
  • #29 --- 2 462: hobbers (23.7)
  • #88 --- 1 478: P-Nut (28.4)

Total assists (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 14 971: John Stockton (10.3)
  2. --- 13 331: V.O. (11.4)
  3. --- 11 007: Anfernee Hardaway (7.3)
  4. --- 11 000: Magic Johnson (9.3)
  5. --- 10 460: hobbers (8.3)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #6 --- 10 123: Solius (8.3)
  • #9 --- 9 905: weetee (8.6)
  • #14 --- 7 840: oneniltothearsenal (6.1)
  • #15 --- 7 754: BenitoSTARR (7.0)
  • #16 --- 7 734: P-Nut (9.3)
  • #35 --- 6 444: reelworld (8.4)
  • #75 --- 5 147: Dan (3.7)

Total rebounds (per game)

Top 5:
  1. --- 25 252: altodevil (20.0)
  2. --- 23 924: Wilt Chamberlain (22.9)
  3. --- 21 620: Bill Russell (22.5)
  4. --- 17 440: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (11.2)
  5. --- 16 279: Elvin Hayes (12.5)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #7 --- 15 184: oneniltothearsenal (11.7)
  • #30 --- 10 379: Salt Bailly (7.3)
  • #67 --- 7 716: hobbers (6.1)
  • #71 --- 7 601: Dr. Dwayne (5.7)
  • #72 --- 7 584: Stobzilla (10.9)
  • #83 --- 7 277: BenitoSTARR (6.6)
  • #94 --- 6 985: Dan (5.1)

Total steals (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 5 457: altodevil (4.3)
  2. --- 3 744: hobbers (3.0)
  3. --- 2 956: John Stockton (2.0)
  4. --- 2 427: Michael Jordan (2.0)
  5. --- 2 372: Scottie Pippen (1.9)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #10 --- 2 028: oneniltothearsenal (1.6)
  • #12 --- 1 988: Solius (1.6)
  • #15 --- 1 888: V.O. (1.6)
  • #29 --- 1 630: Dan (1.2)
  • #30 --- 1 627: Salt Bailly (1.2)

Total blocks (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 5 917: altodevil (4.7)
  2. --- 4 379: BenitoSTARR (4.0)
  3. --- 3 581: Hakeem Olajuwon (2.8)
  4. --- 3 189: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (2.0)
  5. --- 3 064: Mark Eaton (3.5)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #8 --- 2 513: hobbers (2.0)
  • #12 --- 2 202: Salt Bailly (1.6)
  • #24 --- 1 712: oneniltothearsenal (1.3)
  • #100 --- 910: Dan (0.7)

Total Minutes played (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 57 446: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (36.8)
  2. --- 50 662: hobbers (40.0)
  3. --- 50 000: Elvin Hayes (38.4)
  4. --- 49 423: altodevil (39.2)
  5. --- 49 232: Anfernee Hardaway (32.6)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #7 --- 47 377: Solius (38.9)
  • #8 --- 46 642: Salt Bailly (33.7)
  • #10 --- 45 665: oneniltothearsenal (35.3)
  • #14 --- 44 717: V.O. (38.4)
  • #15 --- 44 644: Dan (32.5)
  • #21 --- 42 608: Dr. Dwayne
  • #34 --- 38 970: BenitoSTARR (35.3)
  • #42 --- 37 414: weetee (32.4)
  • #76 --- 32 755: P-Nut (39.3)

Total Three Pointers Made (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 3 390: Solius (2.8)
  2. --- 2 685: V.O. (2.3)
  3. --- 2 548: Samid (2.8)
  4. --- 2 337: Dr. Dwayne (1.8)
  5. --- 2 300: BenitoSTARR (2.1) and P-Nut (2.8)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #10 --- 1 641: hobbers (1.3)
  • #22 --- 1 193: reelworld (1.6)
  • #24 --- 1 168: Skizzo (1.1)
  • #33 --- 1 046: The Cat (1.0)
  • #52 --- 959: weetee (0.8)
  • #55 --- 949: Salt Bailly (0.7)

Total Personal Fouls (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 4 657: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (3.0)
  2. --- 4 319: Karl Malone (3.2)
  3. --- 4 281: Hakeem Olajwuon (3.3)
  4. --- 4 195: Robert Parish (2.9)
  5. --- 4 193: Elvin Hayes (3.2)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #6 --- 4 183: BenitoSTARR (3.8)
  • #9 --- 3 915: Salt Bailly (2.8)
  • #10 --- 3 905: oneniltothearsenal (3.0)
  • #18 --- 3 631: Dan (2.6)
  • #25 --- 3 514: Dr. Dwayne (2.7)
  • #67 --- 2 931: Skizzo (2.7)
  • #70 --- 2 919: Solius (2.4)
  • #97 --- 2 754: weetee (2.4)

Guaranteed Career Earnings
  • #1 --- $237.81m: Solius
  • #2 --- $232.72m: BenitoSTARR
  • #3 --- $230.31m: hobbers
  • #4 --- $226.99m: altodevil
  • #6 --- $203.52m: Dr. Dwayne
  • #8 --- $193.69m: V.O.
  • #10 --- $185.51m: oneniltothearsenal
  • #11 --- $177.75m: P-Nut
  • #16 --- $158.79m: Salt Bailly
  • #18 --- $152.91m: weetee
  • #31 --- $121.41m: Dan
  • #39 --- $109.82m: The Cub
  • #42 --- $106.02m: Samid
  • #55 --- $97.39m: sebsheep
  • #63 --- $91.25m: Stobzilla II
  • #70 --- $87.88m: Skizzo
  • #80 --- $85.50m: reelworld II
  • #88 --- $82.12m: reelworld
  • #100 --- $77.46m: Two Nil

Most games injured (combined)

Top 5
  1. --- 322: Jermaine O'Neal
  2. --- 262: Shaquille O'Neal
  3. --- 256: Tim Thomas
  4. --- 247: Dan
  5. --- 246: Allen Iverson
Cafites in the top 100
  • #9 --- 213: altodevil
  • #10 --- 212: Dr. Dwayne
  • #13 --- 199: hobbers
  • #18 --- 170: Solius
  • #21 --- 160: V.O.
  • #27 --- 146: Salt Bailly
  • #29 --- 142: oneniltothearsenal
  • #51 --- 123: weetee
  • #65 --- 114: P-Nut
  • #69 --- 112: Samid

Worst Playoff Teams since we started by MOV (average margin of victory in the regular season)
  1. -3.4: Denver Nuggets 2013
  2. -2.9: Seattle Supersonics 2006 (with oneniltothearsenal)
  3. -2.6: Sacramento Kings 2005 (with altodevil)
  4. -2.5: Memphis Grizzlies 2008 (with P-Nut)
  5. -2.4: Cleveland Cavaliers 2009 (with Samid)
Best Non-Playoff Teams (same as above)
  1. +1.0: Golden State Warriors 2002
  2. +0.8: Denver Nuggets 1999 (with Salt Bailly)
  3. +0.4: Denver Nuggets 2005 (with Dr. Dwayne)
  4. +0.3: New York Knicks 2011 (with BenitoSTARR)
  5. +0.2: Portland Trailblazers 2003 (with sebsheep)
Worst NBA Final Teams (same as above)
  1. -0.0: Phoenix Suns 2005 (with reelworld, lost)
  2. +3.2: New Jersey Nets 2001
  3. +3.3: Toronto Raptors 2003
  4. +3.8: Chicago Bulls 2006
  5. +3.8: Minnesota Timberwolves 2006 (with The Cat, won)
Best Teams (same as above)
  1. +14.5: Los Angeles Lakers 2011 (with altodevil, Champions)
  2. +14.3: Boston Celtics 2013 (with hobbers, runners-up)
  3. +13.9: Los Angeles Lakers 2008 (with altodevil, Champions)
  4. +12.9: Orlando Magic 1996
  5. +12.3: Los Angeles Lakers 2009 (with altodevil, Champions)
Worst Teams (same as above)
  1. -11.8: Charlotte Bobcats 2011 (with Samid)
  2. -11.6: Boston Celtics: 2008
  3. -9.8: Cleveland Cavaliers 2000 (with V.O.)
  4. -9.3: Charlotte Bobcats 2013 (with Samid)
  5. - 9.3: Seattle Supersonics 1997

Best Players Without a Ring (not sure how the game decided this, but it did)
  • #1: hobbers
  • #3: P-Nut
  • #5: Dr. Dwayne
  • #6: oneniltothearsenal
  • #16: Salt Bailly
  • #33: Samid
  • #34: Dan
  • #37: reelworld:

Best Players Without an MVP
  • #1: altodevil
  • #4: P-Nut
  • #6: Dr. Dwayne
  • #7: oneniltothearsenal
  • #9: V.O.
  • #17: Salt Bailly
  • #44: Samid
  • #46: Dan
  • #62: weetee

Oldest Peaks
  • #10 --- 33: Salt Bailly

Youngest Peaks
  • #9 --- 22: oneniltothearsenal and weetee
  • #23 --- 23: V.O. & Dan
 
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What could have been if he hadnt joined the turdcats
 
I'm still adamant I'll get a ring before the end of this. Probably more chance of signing to a decent team next now I'm shit.
 
Great work nimic!

Some say I sit in my massive mansion shooting threes all day.
 
13/14 Season Preview - Part 1
nimic said:
Keep in mind he's built another player who can't score any points, so this doesn't necessarily mean he'll actually... you know, win anything. His dad only started really winning once he got a perfect team around him, though then he became unstoppable (until Solius stopped him).
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Solius should be okay at that though
 
nimic said:
Most games injured (combined)

Top 5
  1. --- 322: Jermaine O'Neal
  2. --- 262: Shaquille O'Neal
  3. --- 256: Tim Thomas
  4. --- 247: Dan
  5. --- 246: Allen Iverson
Cafites in the top 100
  • #9 --- 213: altodevil
  • #10 --- 212: Dr. Dwayne
  • #13 --- 199: hobbers
  • #18 --- 170: Solius
  • #21 --- 160: V.O.
  • #27 --- 146: Salt Bailly
  • #29 --- 142: oneniltothearsenal
  • #51 --- 123: weetee
  • #65 --- 114: P-Nut
  • #69 --- 112: Samid
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Can't get injured if I'm never getting minutes.
 
Looking good. Although me and sontodevil are both PGs
 
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