The old man did it again. Congrats.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
I suspect this is the last time.
Judging by the stats, Rose hasn't actually taken my job yet. Still got it*
*To the very small extent that I ever had it
Someone must surely need a finishing piece to score them some points, get me a trade
Incredible. Greatest postseason in NBA history. To sweep in the finals is just outrageous. Truly iconic. Unquestionably the greatest player of all time.
Only lost one to the Warriors, the worst team in the playoffs.
10/11 Season Review
10/11 End of Season Review
Regular season standings
Playoffs
Awards
Congratulations to The Cub for winning Rookie of the Year! reelworld II came 2nd.
Regular season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical Feats
Coming up: Draft and Free Agency
Regular season standings
Playoffs
Awards
Congratulations to The Cub for winning Rookie of the Year! reelworld II came 2nd.
Regular season stats (@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Statistical Feats
Coming up: Draft and Free Agency
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Just wanted to tell @nimic that highlighting my mediocre stats goes neither unnoticed nor unappreciated.
Might be time for Sebjr to take the next steps and find a team that can carry him better.
It's because I am "playing" as Atlanta, you should be grateful for all the free publicity.
Made a three-pointer to force overtime in a loss. Cracking stuff 
For the love of god let me land on a good team this off season. Please.
Didn't you get injured in said OT too? Think I saw that on TikTok.Made a three-pointer to force overtime in a loss. Cracking stuff
I'm very loyal to the franchise it seems.
Coming up: Draft and Free Agency
Do I play for the Utah Jazz or Manchester United?
That's my boy!
Come on someone trade to me so I can finally get somewhere
Interest sapped because I've dominated. Sorry nimic. I still like it though.
11/12 Draft and Free Agency
2011 Draft and Free Agency
Draft (top 10 + Klay)
Free Agency - we're going to start seeing much cheaper Cafites, as age plays a big factor in salary size. This should drastically increase the chances that you can get on teams with other (?) good players. No guarantees.
SebJr (@sebsheep) has re-signed with the Miami Heat for $6.05M/yr through 2015.
@Stobzilla II has left the New Orleans Hornets after only one season there, and signed with the Denver Nuggets for $10.44M/yr through 2016
@weetee has re-signed with the Atlanta Hawks for $2.24M/yr through 2015.
@V.O. has as expected re-signed with the ascendant New Jersey Nets for $6.39M/yr through 2016.
@Dr. Dwayne has left the Utah Jazz and signed for the Golden State Warriors for $8.5M/yr through 2015.
Trades
@V.O. (NJ) - this is a heavy "win now" move.
@Samid (CHA) - well that's a cheap player.
@Solius (MEM) -
@Skizzo (IND), Solius (MEM) - I guess Memphis really wanted Charlie Villanueva.
@altodevil (LAL) - is this the first sign of the Lakers slowing down and planning for an alto-less future?
altodevil (LAL), @Dr. Dwayne (GSW) - charitably, you can assume that Lakers pick won't be good in 2012, while that Golden State pick might be good in 2015.
Draft (top 10 + Klay)
- Derrick Williams (F 51/74) to the Golden State Warriors
- Kyrie Irving (G 56/71) to the Atlanta Hawks
- Kawhi Leonard (SF 57/71) to the Memphis Grizzlies
- Iman Shumpert (GF 55/70) to the Charlotte Bobcats
- Kemba Walker (PG 57/70) to the Indiana Pacers
- Isaiah Thomas (G 56/68) to the Milwaukee Bucks
- Chandler Parsons (F 57/63) to the Los Angeles Clippers
- Brandon Knight (G 51/69) to the Memphis Grizzlies
- Tristan Thompson (FC 46/69) to the Houston Rockets
- Ricky Rubio (PG 55/68) to the New Jersey Nets
- Klay Thompson (GF 55/67) to the Phoenix Suns
Free Agency - we're going to start seeing much cheaper Cafites, as age plays a big factor in salary size. This should drastically increase the chances that you can get on teams with other (?) good players. No guarantees.
SebJr (@sebsheep) has re-signed with the Miami Heat for $6.05M/yr through 2015.
@Stobzilla II has left the New Orleans Hornets after only one season there, and signed with the Denver Nuggets for $10.44M/yr through 2016
@weetee has re-signed with the Atlanta Hawks for $2.24M/yr through 2015.
@V.O. has as expected re-signed with the ascendant New Jersey Nets for $6.39M/yr through 2016.
@Dr. Dwayne has left the Utah Jazz and signed for the Golden State Warriors for $8.5M/yr through 2015.
Trades
@V.O. (NJ) - this is a heavy "win now" move.
@Samid (CHA) - well that's a cheap player.
@Solius (MEM) -
@Skizzo (IND), Solius (MEM) - I guess Memphis really wanted Charlie Villanueva.
@altodevil (LAL) - is this the first sign of the Lakers slowing down and planning for an alto-less future?
altodevil (LAL), @Dr. Dwayne (GSW) - charitably, you can assume that Lakers pick won't be good in 2012, while that Golden State pick might be good in 2015.
That looks bad for me. Is that bad?
Depends if Charlie works out or not.
Can't even remember the last time my team did a proper trade
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Marvin williams return right? First trade good, second trade bad. But strange given we are clearly still win now mode.
Witchcraft as far as I can tell. Never witnessed one myself.
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Up there with fairies and a functional midfield for United.
11/12 Season Preview
11/12 Season Preview Part 1
Pre-season Power Rankings
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Could we be looking at a non-Lakers winner this year?
Team Finances & Strategy
Top 10 Preview
It's official! The highest rated player is no longer a Cafite. Kevin Durant won MVP last season, and now he's on top in every way that counts... except winning.
Pre-season Power Rankings
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Could we be looking at a non-Lakers winner this year?
Team Finances & Strategy
Top 10 Preview
It's official! The highest rated player is no longer a Cafite. Kevin Durant won MVP last season, and now he's on top in every way that counts... except winning.
Looks like Utah are fecked without me.
All good things come to an end
My decline is sad to see.
Poor wittle 3rd best player in the world
Look at Dwayne, he's 34 and he's getting better!
It's like going bald when you had a full head of hair.
Surprised ATL is ranked that high.
Me too! No superstars, just a pretty good squad.
Straight up the best team in the league. It's now or never if I'm winning anything.
So yeah, getting traded away to OKC or somewhere in 5... 4...
So yeah, getting traded away to OKC or somewhere in 5... 4...
Have I gone up or down this season @nimic ?
wait Denver with the second worst record in the league but didn't get the top 10 picks? Did they trade the pick
Finally move from New Orleans.
Sign with Denver to sit behind Oden.
Just retire my 2nd guy now.
Sign with Denver to sit behind Oden.
Just retire my 2nd guy now.