3rd team all-defense as a bench player of 41 years of age.
nimic you shit on everything your golden goose has achieved
I can edit past awards, just apropos nothing.
I forgot we got the pick for Murray in the Alto trade… What a terrible trade by Lakers
We are a shutdown defence, when our reserve big is 3rd team all defence and we got 3 1st team. Then we just let nobbers do his thing on the other end, and score if he lends us the ball. Will be a sad day when it gets broken up
Nature abhors a vacuum
Might as well get this one out of the way too!
2020 Draft and Free Agency
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine
Draft
1-10
11-60
Free Agency
P-Nut is yet to find a team. I suspect he'll find one as soon as the season starts.
Trades
So many trades.
SebJr (Wizards > Pelicans), BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans) - the self-proclaimed Assist King only got one season in Washington. Maybe Durant was jealous?
Solius (Kings > Knicks), reelworld II, Stobzilla II & Two Nil (Knicks) - this could be an amazing trade, or an all-time bad one. It all hinges on what happens over the summer with these players and their ratings.
weeweetee & Lil' V.O. (Rockets)
Skizzo (Hawks)
The Cub & sontodevil (Grizzlies) - slightly strange team construction over here by Memphis
Lil-Nut & BenitoSTARR (Heat)
Pepper Bailly (Timberwolves) - seems like a win for Minnesota
Dan II (76ers) -
Nobbers, Sonius, Heine & altodevil (Spurs), Skizzo (Hawks)
Dr. Junior (Cavaliers) - Cavs are busy
Dr. Junior (Cavaliers), SebJr & BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans)
hobbers (Warriors)
Edit: Might as well add some other notable moves in free agency (expired contracts):
- Tyler Ennis (62/64) from Cleveland to Minnesota
- Jarrett Allen (60/66) from Sacramento to Milwaukee
- Lauri Markkanen (64/68) from Utah to Orlando
- Maurice Harkless (66/67) from Atlanta to Sacramento
- Frank Ntilikina (59/68) from Detroit to Orlando
- Bradley Beal (69/71) from Miami to Sacramento
- Steven Adams (70/71) from Chicago to Sacramento
- Lonzo Ball (66/72) from Portland to Oklahoma City
- John Collins (69/77) from Memphis to Philadelphia
- Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (76/77) from Minnesota to Miami
Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine
Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs
GameScore
Points
- --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
- --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
- --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
- --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
- --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)
Rebounds
- --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
- --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
- --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 63 Solius (2014)
- --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
- --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
- --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
- --- 59 Nobbers (2020)
Assists
- --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
- --- 36 altodevil (2009)
- --- 35 altodevil (2006)
- --- 34 altodevil (1997)
- --- 34 altodevil (1997)
- --- 34 altodevil (2002)
- --- 34 altodevil (2007)
- --- 34 altodevil (2015)
- --- 33 altodevil (2000)
- --- 33 altodevil (2001)
Steals
- --- 27 reelworld (2007)
- --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
- --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
- --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
- --- 24 V.O. (2010)
- --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
- --- 23 V.O. (2007)
- --- 23 V.O. (2011)
- --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
- --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
- --- 23 Two Nil (2019)
Blocks
- --- 16 altodevil (2004)
- --- 13 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
- --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
- --- 12 altodevil (1997)
- --- 12 altodevil (2000)
- --- 12 altodevil (2003)
- --- 12 altodevil (2005)
- --- 11 altodevil (1997)
- --- 11 altodevil (1997)
Three Pointers Made
- --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
- --- 15 altodevil (2002)
- --- 14 altodevil (2009)
- --- 13 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
- --- 13 altodevil (2006)
- --- 13 altodevil (2007)
- --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
- --- 13 altodevil (2016)
- --- 12 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 Solius (2014)
- --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
- --- 12 SebJr (2018)
- --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
- --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
- --- 11 Samid (2007)
- --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
- --- 11 Dan II (2020)
- --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
- --- 11 Nobbers (2020)
Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)
- hobbers (2005)
- Kevin Durant (2013)
- BenitoSTARR (2009)
- BenitoSTARR (2010)
- Kevin Durant (2014)
- Solius (2005)
- Kevin Durant (2012)
- BenitoSTARR (2008)
- hobbers (2006)
- Michael Jordan (1988)
- Nobbers (2020)
- BenitoSTARR (2007)
- Kevin Durant (2015)
- hobbers (2009)
- hobbers (2008)
- hobbers (2004)
- sontodevil (2017)
- Michael Finley (1998)
- Kevin Durant (2016)
- hobbers (2002)
Career Earnings (guaranteed)
- --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
- --- $350.72m Solius
- --- $334.49m hobbers
- --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
- --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
- --- $303.92m altodevil
- --- $293.15m The Cub
- --- $289.82m sontodevil
- --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
- --- $259.80m P-Nut
Games Injured
- --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
- --- 283 Darius Miles
- --- 275 hobbers
- --- 269 Tim Thomas
- --- 263 Kevin Love
- --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
- --- 258 Solius
- --- 252 altodevil
- --- 247 Dan
- --- 246 Allen Iverson
Games played
- --- 2106 altodevil
- --- 1990 hobbers
- --- 1877 Solius
- --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
- --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- --- 1706 Salt Bailly
- --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
- --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
- --- 1606 Robert Parish
- --- 1577 Vince Carter
3 Pointers Attempted
- --- 14 171 Solius
- --- 9 903 P-Nut
- --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
- --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
- --- 8 141 hobbers
- --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
- --- 7 059 V.O.
- --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
- --- 6 522 Samid
- --- 6 394 Josh Smith
Free Throws Attempted
- --- 9 836 hobbers
- --- 9 811 P-Nut
- --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
- --- 9 087 Moses Malone
- --- 8 373 Jerry West
- --- 8 279 Solius
- --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
- --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
- --- 7 896 Karl Malone
- --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Highest Single-Season Stats
Points per game (since 1970)
Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)
- --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
- --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
- --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
- --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
- --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
- --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
- --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
- --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)
Assists per game
- --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
- --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
- --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
- --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
- --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
- --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
- --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
- --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
- --- 37.0 Solius (2005)
Assists per game - playoffs
- --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
- --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
- --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
- --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
- --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
- --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
- --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
- --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
- --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)
- --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
- --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
- --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
- --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
- --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
- --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
- --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
- --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
- --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
- --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)
Feats
Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 830 hobbers
- --- 829 V.O.
- --- 707 Solius
- --- 662 The Cub
- --- 656 Josh Smith
- --- 648 Tim Duncan
- --- 644 Chris Webber
- --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
- --- 599 P-Nut
Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 189 Oscar Robertson
- --- 167 Magic Johnson
- --- 143 Two Nil
- --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 103 hobbers
- --- 93 Pepper Bailly
- --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
- --- 69 Larry Bird
- --- 62 Josh Smith
- --- 62 BenitoSTARR
Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
- --- 2 Nate Thurmond
- --- 2 BenitoSTARR
- --- 1 hobbers
- --- 20 hobbers
- --- 14 sontodevil
- --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
- --- 4 Lil' V.O.
- --- 3 altodevil
- --- 3 weeweetee
- --- 2 Julius Irving
- --- 2 Scottie Pippen
- --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius
Best Players Without a Ring
- hobbers
- P-Nut
- Dr. Dwayne
- Chris Webber
- Tim Thomas
- Joe Smith
- oneniltothearsenal
- Charles Barkley
- Carmelo Anthony
- Darius Miles
Best Players Without an MVP
- altodevil
- P-Nut
- Josh Smith
- Anfernee Hardaway
- Dr. Dwayne
- Chris Webber
- V.O.
- Tim Thomas
- Joe Smith
- oneniltothearsenal
Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)
- Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
- Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
- Detroit: The Cub
- Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
- Lakers: Samid
- Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
- Miami: Lil-Nut
- Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
- New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
- New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
- Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
- Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
- Phoenix: Dan II
- Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
- Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
- San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
- Washington: reelworld
Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)
- Chicago: The Cat
- Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
- Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
- Indiana: reelworld
- Lakers: Samid
- Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
- Miami: Lil-Nut
- Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
- New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
- New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
- Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
- Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
- Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
- Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
- Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
- San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine
Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)
- Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
- Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
- Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
- Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
- Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
- Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
- Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
- Paul George (5th, 2010)
- Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
- Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)
Is Von Wafer a real name?
No, that would be ridiculous. It's just an alias.
His real name is Vakeaton Quamar Wafer.
This experiment has taught me that parenthood is ultimately disappointing.Damn my son has been a disappointment really. Still won two rings though which shows how elite I was. Great update nimic.
My kid has done better than me.
Assist list seems broken though.
Where's the assist king?How so? Looks fine here.
Flipping burgers where he belongsWhere's the assist king?
Wow love it!Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.
A reminder: this simulation started in 1996, so everything listed after that happened in this game. Everything before is historical data (which is already in the game).
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine
Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs
GameScore
Points
- --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
- --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
- --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
- --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
- --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)
Rebounds
- --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
- --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
- --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 63 Solius (2014)
- --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
- --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
- --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
- --- 59 Nobbers (2020)
Assists
- --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
- --- 36 altodevil (2009)
- --- 35 altodevil (2006)
- --- 34 altodevil (1997)
- --- 34 altodevil (1997)
- --- 34 altodevil (2002)
- --- 34 altodevil (2007)
- --- 34 altodevil (2015)
- --- 33 altodevil (2000)
- --- 33 altodevil (2001)
Steals
- --- 27 reelworld (2007)
- --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
- --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
- --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
- --- 24 V.O. (2010)
- --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
- --- 23 V.O. (2007)
- --- 23 V.O. (2011)
- --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
- --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
- --- 23 Two Nil (2019)
Blocks
- --- 16 altodevil (2004)
- --- 13 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
- --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
- --- 12 altodevil (1997)
- --- 12 altodevil (2000)
- --- 12 altodevil (2003)
- --- 12 altodevil (2005)
- --- 11 altodevil (1997)
- --- 11 altodevil (1997)
Three Pointers Made
- --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
- --- 15 altodevil (2002)
- --- 14 altodevil (2009)
- --- 13 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
- --- 13 altodevil (2006)
- --- 13 altodevil (2007)
- --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
- --- 13 altodevil (2016)
- --- 12 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 Solius (2014)
- --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
- --- 12 SebJr (2018)
- --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
- --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
- --- 11 Samid (2007)
- --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
- --- 11 Dan II (2020)
- --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
- --- 11 Nobbers (2020)
Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)
- hobbers (2005)
- Kevin Durant (2013)
- BenitoSTARR (2009)
- BenitoSTARR (2010)
- Kevin Durant (2014)
- Solius (2005)
- Kevin Durant (2012)
- BenitoSTARR (2008)
- hobbers (2006)
- Michael Jordan (1988)
- Nobbers (2020)
- BenitoSTARR (2007)
- Kevin Durant (2015)
- hobbers (2009)
- hobbers (2008)
- hobbers (2004)
- sontodevil (2017)
- Michael Finley (1998)
- Kevin Durant (2016)
- hobbers (2002)
Career Earnings (guaranteed)
- --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
- --- $350.72m Solius
- --- $334.49m hobbers
- --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
- --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
- --- $303.92m altodevil
- --- $293.15m The Cub
- --- $289.82m sontodevil
- --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
- --- $259.80m P-Nut
Games Injured
- --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
- --- 283 Darius Miles
- --- 275 hobbers
- --- 269 Tim Thomas
- --- 263 Kevin Love
- --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
- --- 258 Solius
- --- 252 altodevil
- --- 247 Dan
- --- 246 Allen Iverson
Games played
- --- 2106 altodevil
- --- 1990 hobbers
- --- 1877 Solius
- --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
- --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- --- 1706 Salt Bailly
- --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
- --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
- --- 1606 Robert Parish
- --- 1577 Vince Carter
3 Pointers Attempted
- --- 14 171 Solius
- --- 9 903 P-Nut
- --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
- --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
- --- 8 141 hobbers
- --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
- --- 7 059 V.O.
- --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
- --- 6 522 Samid
- --- 6 394 Josh Smith
Free Throws Attempted
- --- 9 836 hobbers
- --- 9 811 P-Nut
- --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
- --- 9 087 Moses Malone
- --- 8 373 Jerry West
- --- 8 279 Solius
- --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
- --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
- --- 7 896 Karl Malone
- --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Highest Single-Season Stats
Points per game (since 1970)
Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)
- --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
- --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
- --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
- --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
- --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
- --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
- --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
- --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)
Assists per game
- --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
- --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
- --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
- --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
- --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
- --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
- --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
- --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
- --- 37.0 Solius (2005)
Assists per game - playoffs
- --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
- --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
- --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
- --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
- --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
- --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
- --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
- --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
- --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)
- --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
- --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
- --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
- --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
- --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
- --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
- --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
- --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
- --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
- --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)
Feats
Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 830 hobbers
- --- 829 V.O.
- --- 707 Solius
- --- 662 The Cub
- --- 656 Josh Smith
- --- 648 Tim Duncan
- --- 644 Chris Webber
- --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
- --- 599 P-Nut
Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 189 Oscar Robertson
- --- 167 Magic Johnson
- --- 143 Two Nil
- --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 103 hobbers
- --- 93 Pepper Bailly
- --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
- --- 69 Larry Bird
- --- 62 Josh Smith
- --- 62 BenitoSTARR
Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
- --- 2 Nate Thurmond
- --- 2 BenitoSTARR
- --- 1 hobbers
- --- 20 hobbers
- --- 14 sontodevil
- --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
- --- 4 Lil' V.O.
- --- 3 altodevil
- --- 3 weeweetee
- --- 2 Julius Irving
- --- 2 Scottie Pippen
- --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius
Best Players Without a Ring
- hobbers
- P-Nut
- Dr. Dwayne
- Chris Webber
- Tim Thomas
- Joe Smith
- oneniltothearsenal
- Charles Barkley
- Carmelo Anthony
- Darius Miles
Best Players Without an MVP
- altodevil
- P-Nut
- Josh Smith
- Anfernee Hardaway
- Dr. Dwayne
- Chris Webber
- V.O.
- Tim Thomas
- Joe Smith
- oneniltothearsenal
Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)
- Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
- Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
- Detroit: The Cub
- Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
- Lakers: Samid
- Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
- Miami: Lil-Nut
- Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
- New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
- New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
- Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
- Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
- Phoenix: Dan II
- Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
- Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
- San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
- Washington: reelworld
Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)
- Chicago: The Cat
- Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
- Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
- Indiana: reelworld
- Lakers: Samid
- Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
- Miami: Lil-Nut
- Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
- New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
- New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
- Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
- Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
- Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
- Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
- Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
- San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine
Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)
- Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
- Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
- Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
- Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
- Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
- Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
- Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
- Paul George (5th, 2010)
- Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
- Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)
WtfFlipping burgers where he belongs
Burger boy
wow, didn't realize that I hold the record for most assists in a playoff gameStats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.
A reminder: this simulation started in 1996, so everything listed after that happened in this game. Everything before is historical data (which is already in the game).
@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine
Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs
GameScore
Points
- --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
- --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
- --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
- --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
- --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)
Rebounds
- --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
- --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
- --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 63 Solius (2014)
- --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
- --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
- --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
- --- 59 Nobbers (2020)
Assists
- --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
- --- 36 altodevil (2009)
- --- 35 altodevil (2006)
- --- 34 altodevil (1997)
- --- 34 altodevil (1997)
- --- 34 altodevil (2002)
- --- 34 altodevil (2007)
- --- 34 altodevil (2015)
- --- 33 altodevil (2000)
- --- 33 altodevil (2001)
Steals
- --- 27 reelworld (2007)
- --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
- --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
- --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
- --- 24 V.O. (2010)
- --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
- --- 23 V.O. (2007)
- --- 23 V.O. (2011)
- --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
- --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
- --- 23 Two Nil (2019)
Blocks
- --- 16 altodevil (2004)
- --- 13 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
- --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
- --- 12 altodevil (1997)
- --- 12 altodevil (2000)
- --- 12 altodevil (2003)
- --- 12 altodevil (2005)
- --- 11 altodevil (1997)
- --- 11 altodevil (1997)
Three Pointers Made
- --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
- --- 15 altodevil (2002)
- --- 14 altodevil (2009)
- --- 13 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
- --- 13 altodevil (2006)
- --- 13 altodevil (2007)
- --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
- --- 13 altodevil (2016)
- --- 12 altodevil (1997)
- --- 13 Solius (2014)
- --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
- --- 12 SebJr (2018)
- --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
- --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
- --- 11 Samid (2007)
- --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
- --- 11 Dan II (2020)
- --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
- --- 11 Nobbers (2020)
Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)
- hobbers (2005)
- Kevin Durant (2013)
- BenitoSTARR (2009)
- BenitoSTARR (2010)
- Kevin Durant (2014)
- Solius (2005)
- Kevin Durant (2012)
- BenitoSTARR (2008)
- hobbers (2006)
- Michael Jordan (1988)
- Nobbers (2020)
- BenitoSTARR (2007)
- Kevin Durant (2015)
- hobbers (2009)
- hobbers (2008)
- hobbers (2004)
- sontodevil (2017)
- Michael Finley (1998)
- Kevin Durant (2016)
- hobbers (2002)
Career Earnings (guaranteed)
- --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
- --- $350.72m Solius
- --- $334.49m hobbers
- --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
- --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
- --- $303.92m altodevil
- --- $293.15m The Cub
- --- $289.82m sontodevil
- --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
- --- $259.80m P-Nut
Games Injured
- --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
- --- 283 Darius Miles
- --- 275 hobbers
- --- 269 Tim Thomas
- --- 263 Kevin Love
- --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
- --- 258 Solius
- --- 252 altodevil
- --- 247 Dan
- --- 246 Allen Iverson
Games played
- --- 2106 altodevil
- --- 1990 hobbers
- --- 1877 Solius
- --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
- --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- --- 1706 Salt Bailly
- --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
- --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
- --- 1606 Robert Parish
- --- 1577 Vince Carter
3 Pointers Attempted
- --- 14 171 Solius
- --- 9 903 P-Nut
- --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
- --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
- --- 8 141 hobbers
- --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
- --- 7 059 V.O.
- --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
- --- 6 522 Samid
- --- 6 394 Josh Smith
Free Throws Attempted
- --- 9 836 hobbers
- --- 9 811 P-Nut
- --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
- --- 9 087 Moses Malone
- --- 8 373 Jerry West
- --- 8 279 Solius
- --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
- --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
- --- 7 896 Karl Malone
- --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Highest Single-Season Stats
Points per game (since 1970)
Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)
- --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
- --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
- --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
- --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
- --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
- --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
- --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
- --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
- --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)
Assists per game
- --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
- --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
- --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
- --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
- --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
- --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
- --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
- --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
- --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
- --- 37.0 Solius (2005)
Assists per game - playoffs
- --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
- --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
- --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
- --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
- --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
- --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
- --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
- --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
- --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
- --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)
- --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
- --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
- --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
- --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
- --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
- --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
- --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
- --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
- --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
- --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)
Feats
Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 830 hobbers
- --- 829 V.O.
- --- 707 Solius
- --- 662 The Cub
- --- 656 Josh Smith
- --- 648 Tim Duncan
- --- 644 Chris Webber
- --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
- --- 599 P-Nut
Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 189 Oscar Robertson
- --- 167 Magic Johnson
- --- 143 Two Nil
- --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 103 hobbers
- --- 93 Pepper Bailly
- --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
- --- 69 Larry Bird
- --- 62 Josh Smith
- --- 62 BenitoSTARR
Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
- --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
- --- 2 Nate Thurmond
- --- 2 BenitoSTARR
- --- 1 hobbers
- --- 20 hobbers
- --- 14 sontodevil
- --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
- --- 4 Lil' V.O.
- --- 3 altodevil
- --- 3 weeweetee
- --- 2 Julius Irving
- --- 2 Scottie Pippen
- --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
- --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius
Best Players Without a Ring
- hobbers
- P-Nut
- Dr. Dwayne
- Chris Webber
- Tim Thomas
- Joe Smith
- oneniltothearsenal
- Charles Barkley
- Carmelo Anthony
- Darius Miles
Best Players Without an MVP
- altodevil
- P-Nut
- Josh Smith
- Anfernee Hardaway
- Dr. Dwayne
- Chris Webber
- V.O.
- Tim Thomas
- Joe Smith
- oneniltothearsenal
Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)
- Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
- Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
- Detroit: The Cub
- Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
- Lakers: Samid
- Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
- Miami: Lil-Nut
- Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
- New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
- New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
- Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
- Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
- Phoenix: Dan II
- Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
- Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
- San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
- Washington: reelworld
Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)
- Chicago: The Cat
- Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
- Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
- Indiana: reelworld
- Lakers: Samid
- Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
- Miami: Lil-Nut
- Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
- New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
- New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
- Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
- Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
- Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
- Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
- Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
- San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine
Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)
- Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
- Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
- Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
- Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
- Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
- Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
- Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
- Paul George (5th, 2010)
- Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
- Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)
Yes!P-Nut got high on a lot of those lists, but don't think I've ever even made a final. Have I even got a club yet