Stobzilla
Adores babies
2014 Playoffs 1st Round
Kevin Durant will miss 4 games (and then play injured for another 4). Can the Orlando Magic do everyone in the East a huge favour?
Lakers
altodevil: 5/23/0 (3stl/7blk) 107 110 San Antonio
Nobbers: 14/7/0 (3blk) Boston
hobbers: 22/6/5 (4stl/1blk)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 5 min) 97 84 Atlanta Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 27/4/6 113 95 Miami
SebJr: 2/1/4 (2stl) New York
BenitoSTARR: 15/9/6 (10blk)
Stobzilla II: 12/13/2 90 99 Brooklyn
V.O.: 12/1/9 (2stl)
Lakers
altodevil: 5/24/1 (4stl/5blk) 108 80 San Antonio
Nobbers: 14/3/0 (5blk) Boston
hobbers: 9/7/19 (6stl/1blk)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 3 min) 114 101 Atlanta Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 6/6/4 122 114 Miami
SebJr: 3/1/6 New York
BenitoSTARR: 16/8/9 (2blk)
Stobzilla II: 25/21/4 (1stl) 123 119 Brooklyn
V.O.: 9/1/19 (1blk)
Lakers
altodevil: 2/16/1 (3stl/4blk) 102 106 San Antonio
Nobbers: 19/4/0 (3blk) Boston (WIN)
hobbers: 23/10/9 (2stl)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 1 min) 103 79 Atlanta (LOSE) Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 14/6/1 90 96 Miami
SebJr: 12/1/4 New York
BenitoSTARR: 35/4/7 (6blk)
Stobzilla II: 23/14/2 (1stl/2blk) 120 119 Brooklyn
V.O.: 23/0/9 (2stl)
Von Wafer (starting player for the Heat) got injured, so SebJr features more from here on.
Lakers
altodevil: 5/30/1 (3stl/8blk) 116 104 San Antonio
Nobbers: 27/5/2 (5blk) Boston
hobbers: 31/4/10 (3stl)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 25 sec) 113 103 Atlanta Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 8/2/2 96 104 Miami
SebJr: 16/3/9 (1stl) New York
BenitoSTARR: 28/4/6 (5blk)
Stobzilla II: 19/12/3 (1stl) 110 131 Brooklyn
V.O.: 19/2/20 (1stl)
We've got some real thrillers! 2-2 in all three Cafite matchups. hobbers and Skizzo predictably dispatch the weetee-less Atlanta Hawks.
Lakers
altodevil: 0/27/0 (2stl/11blk) 84 103 San Antonio
Nobbers: 29/7/1 (3stl/4blk) Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 25/5/3 (1stl/1blk) 121 107 Miami
SebJr: 8/0/7 New York
BenitoSTARR: 17/7/10 (4blk)
Stobzilla II: 30/15/1 (2stl/1blk) 115 118 Brooklyn
V.O.: 28/1/11 (1stl)
Orlando has eliminated Washington, and there goes Kevin Durant! He'll be ring-less for at least one more season.
Lakers
altodevil: 4/22/2 (3stl/9blk) 94 76 San Antonio
Nobbers: 14/6/1 Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 20/6/3 103 123 Miami
SebJr: 14/1/6 New York
BenitoSTARR: 26/7/7 (2blk)
Stobzilla II: 18/10/3 (1stl/1blk) 117 112 Brooklyn
V.O.: 17/2/13 (2stl)
They're all going to 7!
Lakers (WIN)
altodevil: 2/22/0 (5stl/5blk) 97 78 San Antonio (LOSE)
Nobbers: 15/6/0 (1stl/4blk) Cleveland (WIN)
Dr. Dwayne: 15/8/2 96 93 Miami (LOSE)
SebJr: 2/0/2 (injured) New York (LOSE)
BenitoSTARR: 17/8/6 (7blk)
Stobzilla II: 19/17/5 (1blk) 106 120 Brooklyn (WIN)
V.O.: 21/2/22 (1stl)
altodevil and the #1 Lakers needed 7 to take out Nobbers and the #8 Spurs, though to be fair there were only 9 wins separating them. Dr. Dwayne's Cavaliers have eliminated the Heat, though who knows what could have happened if SebJr didn't get immediately injured. And imminently retiring V.O. has only gone and taken out the strong duo of BenitoSTARR and Stobzilla II in the Knicks v Nets classico. That's V.O.'s 2nd 20 assists game this entire season. Both of them have come in this series.
21-15-3 and still can't beat an old man.
Get me on a real team ffs.