Houston will sweep and gift hobbers a token ring before retirement.
sontodevil taking the 3rd best team in the league to 7 games is otherworldly.
sontodevil taking the 3rd best team in the league to 7 games is otherworldly.
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Nope, just got my hopes up slightly only to be dashed
That is Rockets problem, they have hobbers… He can’t win a ring. We have this guys!
2018 Playoffs - 2nd Round
2018 Playoffs 2nd Round
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Playoff Bracket
Preview
2nd Round
Easy victories for all the favourites - except Washington, who have been struck by injuries.
Dr. Junior and BenitoSTARR got very close to evening it up, but alas it's 0-2.
Another pretty close game for Cleveland. Houston drop their first game, so the prohibitive favourites won't sweep.
That's the end of the playoffs for the Cleveland lads. Dr. Junior and BenitoSTARR are on an improving team, so there's every chance they'll be back next year. Spurs drop their first game as well.
Those results mean we'll have the expected Rockets vs Spurs match-up in the Conference Finals! The only thing that remains is to see who will be playing Toronto over in the East.
It'll be Washington against Toronto! Last year we basically crowned the Spurs after they made it through the West, but the Wizards proved that they're not done yet. Will we see the same this year? Or maybe Houston will finally make it to the NBA Final?
@weetee @V.O. @hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil @BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne
Playoff Bracket
Preview
2nd Round
Houston Rockets (1) weeweetee: 31/4/0 (1blk) Lil' V.O.: 8/18/5 (1stl/3blk) hobbers: 14/3/4 | 118 | 91 | Golden State Warriors (0) |
San Antonio Spurs (1) Nobbers: 18/4/10 (1stl/1blk) Heine: 13/3/3 (1stl) Sonius: 16/11/0 (1stl/3blk) altodevil: 6/16/0 (1stl/3blk) | 102 | 91 | Phoenix Suns (0) |
Toronto Raptors (1) | 117 | 109 | Cleveland Cavaliers (0) Dr. Junior: 20/5/0 (1stl/2blk) BenitoSTARR: 9/0/3 (1blk) |
Easy victories for all the favourites - except Washington, who have been struck by injuries.
Houston Rockets (2) weeweetee: 21/1/2 (4stl) Lil' V.O.: 16/17/1 (3stl/8blk) hobbers: 9/4/7 | 116 | 79 | Golden State Warriors (0) |
San Antonio Spurs (2) Nobbers: 32/6/9 (3stl) Heine: 7/2/5 (2blk) Sonius: 11/7/0 (1stl/3blk) altodevil: 7/17/1 (2stl/4blk) | 118 | 69 | Phoenix Suns (0) |
Toronto Raptors (2) | 105 | 101 | Cleveland Cavaliers (0) Dr. Junior: 25/1/0 (1blk) BenitoSTARR: 10/7/0 (1stl/1blk) |
Dr. Junior and BenitoSTARR got very close to evening it up, but alas it's 0-2.
Houston Rockets (2) weeweetee: 22/10/3 (3stl/1blk) Lil' V.O.: 17/22/6 (1stl/5blk) hobbers: 9/4/10 (1stl/1blk) | 99 | 109 | Golden State Warriors (1) |
San Antonio Spurs (3) Nobbers: 38/7/8 (2stl/2blk) Heine: 12/2/7 (1blk) Sonius: 14/10/1 (4blk) altodevil: 6/23/0 (3stl/2blk) | 102 | 93 | Phoenix Suns (0) |
Toronto Raptors (3) | 123 | 116 | Cleveland Cavaliers (0) Dr. Junior: 12/4/0 (1stl/1blk) BenitoSTARR: 11/6/1 (1stl) |
Another pretty close game for Cleveland. Houston drop their first game, so the prohibitive favourites won't sweep.
Houston Rockets (3) weeweetee: 27/1/4 Lil' V.O.: 13/16/2 (2stl/5blk) hobbers: 12/4/12 (1stl) | 128 | 117 | Golden State Warriors (1) |
San Antonio Spurs (3) Nobbers: 27/6/3 (2stl/1blk) Heine: 17/5/8 (2stl/4blk) Sonius: 20/14/1 (1blk) altodevil: 3/20/1 (1blk) | 94 | 101 | Phoenix Suns (1) |
Toronto Raptors (4) WIN! | 118 | 110 | Cleveland Cavaliers (0) LOSE! Dr. Junior: 23/6/3 (2stl/4blk) BenitoSTARR: 8/2/1 |
That's the end of the playoffs for the Cleveland lads. Dr. Junior and BenitoSTARR are on an improving team, so there's every chance they'll be back next year. Spurs drop their first game as well.
Houston Rockets (4) WIN! weeweetee: 26/2/10 (2stl/3blk) Lil' V.O.: 10/15/4 (1stl/4blk) hobbers: 21/4/9 (1stl) | 121 | 99 | Golden State Warriors (1) LOSE! |
San Antonio Spurs (4) WIN! Nobbers: 35/3/8 (5stl) Heine: 16/3/7 Sonius: 18/16/1 (3blk) altodevil: 6/13/4 (2stl/3blk) | 127 | 86 | Phoenix Suns (1) LOSE! |
Those results mean we'll have the expected Rockets vs Spurs match-up in the Conference Finals! The only thing that remains is to see who will be playing Toronto over in the East.
It'll be Washington against Toronto! Last year we basically crowned the Spurs after they made it through the West, but the Wizards proved that they're not done yet. Will we see the same this year? Or maybe Houston will finally make it to the NBA Final?
Our first real test.
I fear this is the end, they are too strong. Godlike even.
I reckon they could rattle off 4+ very quickly.
I reckon they could rattle off 4+ very quickly.
Time to go up against the evil empire 
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hobbers fits perfectly 
We didn't have an Alto vs Hobbers clash that often, right?
2018 Playoffs - Conference Finals
2018 Playoffs Conference Finals
@weetee @V.O. @hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil
First game goes to the Rockets, despite a 54-point game by Nobbers! Though hobbers goes out with a strained foot. He'll still play, but no doubt at a reduced level.
It's all even.
Advantage San Antonio! Another monster game by Nobbers. His GameScore of 49.1 is higher than all other Spurs players plus two Houston starters combined. That's the third highest Playoff GameScore by a Cafite ever, after Solius in 2009 and reelworld II earlier in these playoffs!
Oof, so many missed shots by the Rockets. Maybe giving 34 shots to Biyombo, Miles and Connaughton isn't the best way to win Conference Finals.
Crazy! Not even having all five starters scoring 18 or more was enough to defeat the Spurs, who take the series 4-1. This time the Rockets can't blame their shooting. I guess this is what happens when a 59% career free throw shooter goes 15-18 from the line.
It's a repeat final: Spurs vs Wizards! That makes three in a row. The first one was won 4-3 by the Spurs, while last year was won 4-1 by the Wizards. Washington look more vulnerable than in a while, though. On the other hand, Sonius will be playing the first few matches with a sprained shoulder.
@weetee @V.O. @hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil
First game goes to the Rockets, despite a 54-point game by Nobbers! Though hobbers goes out with a strained foot. He'll still play, but no doubt at a reduced level.
It's all even.
Advantage San Antonio! Another monster game by Nobbers. His GameScore of 49.1 is higher than all other Spurs players plus two Houston starters combined. That's the third highest Playoff GameScore by a Cafite ever, after Solius in 2009 and reelworld II earlier in these playoffs!
Oof, so many missed shots by the Rockets. Maybe giving 34 shots to Biyombo, Miles and Connaughton isn't the best way to win Conference Finals.
Crazy! Not even having all five starters scoring 18 or more was enough to defeat the Spurs, who take the series 4-1. This time the Rockets can't blame their shooting. I guess this is what happens when a 59% career free throw shooter goes 15-18 from the line.
It's a repeat final: Spurs vs Wizards! That makes three in a row. The first one was won 4-3 by the Spurs, while last year was won 4-1 by the Wizards. Washington look more vulnerable than in a while, though. On the other hand, Sonius will be playing the first few matches with a sprained shoulder.
@hobbers is literally Harry Kane. Can we feck him off soon?
Harsh
Defense rules in the playoffs, and I am defense
I can lend my son my shoulder.
Nobbers is already IGG, intergalactic goat
Wait wtf has happened
Nothing has happened since last week because nimic was swanning around the fjords all weekend.
Back tomorrow, update then
We’re starving
Don't remember him asking for the time off.
What the hell kind of flag is that, are you even in Norway?
It's illegal to raise the Norwegian flag outside of special occasions, so some people use that one.
We're so cool.
If it helps, I already know if you win or lose the NBA final.
Typical Aryans with your strict rules.
I forgot we were in it cause it’s been so long
ok that's cool but you could have taken a laptop or tablet
The saves are saved in the browser, so you better hope there isn't a fire when I'm gone.
Vacation in the middle of a final…
Enjoy the fjords
Enjoy the fjords
I thought I saw something odd, and when I zoomed in....
Everyone deserves a nice holiday, even aliens.
2018 NBA Final
2018 NBA Final
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil
With no delay whatsoever, we're going right into the NBA Final! It's a repeat of last year's final, and the one before that: the San Antonio Spurs against the Washington Wizards. The Spurs have the young trio of Nobbers, Heine and Sonius, as well as the old rock altodevil. Washington are relying mainly on Kevin Durant, but Bradley Beal, James Harden and Aaron Gordon aren't slouches either.
NBA Final
The Spurs take game 1! Terrible shooting by the Wizards, and pretty good shooting by the Spurs. Washington can't win like that.
2-0! Washington closed the shooting gap a bit, but this proves that even with Nobbers having an off day ("only" getting 26 points, taking 22 shots to get there), there are several others who can pick up the slack (like Jamal Murray).
This is too easy! None of the three games have been remotely close either. Yet again there's a big shooting gap, and yet again Nobbers gets 38.
They've done it again! It would have been a three-peat if they hadn't lost last time to Washington, but something tells me they'll get another chance at it.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil
With no delay whatsoever, we're going right into the NBA Final! It's a repeat of last year's final, and the one before that: the San Antonio Spurs against the Washington Wizards. The Spurs have the young trio of Nobbers, Heine and Sonius, as well as the old rock altodevil. Washington are relying mainly on Kevin Durant, but Bradley Beal, James Harden and Aaron Gordon aren't slouches either.
NBA Final
The Spurs take game 1! Terrible shooting by the Wizards, and pretty good shooting by the Spurs. Washington can't win like that.
2-0! Washington closed the shooting gap a bit, but this proves that even with Nobbers having an off day ("only" getting 26 points, taking 22 shots to get there), there are several others who can pick up the slack (like Jamal Murray).
This is too easy! None of the three games have been remotely close either. Yet again there's a big shooting gap, and yet again Nobbers gets 38.
They've done it again! It would have been a three-peat if they hadn't lost last time to Washington, but something tells me they'll get another chance at it.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
Yeah boyyyyy. Did Sonius play the whole thing injured?
Forgot to tag the other playoff participants for their stats: @V.O. @BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @weetee @reelworld @Dan
Casual 108 combined gamescore in the 4 games.
Who's the goat now durant
Who's the goat now durant
Yep. Next game would have been his first injury free one.
7. I've eclipsed even Jordan (in real life). Might not be winning Finals MVP anymore, but still a dominant and important player.
Guess the big question now is, can the Spurs renew Heine and Sonius?
Another ring baby!
Now the management just have to keep the gang together and make another try, even though Houston will be back for revenge. The owners can't be so cheap they will break up this while we are winning
Now the management just have to keep the gang together and make another try, even though Houston will be back for revenge. The owners can't be so cheap they will break up this while we are winning