The Idea of You
Somehow I got roped into watching this cringe fest. Boy meets woman, boy falls in love with woman, woman has been cheated on by shitty ex-husband, woman has trust issues, woman falls in love with boy, woman breaks up with boy, boy and woman get back together, teenage daughter is difficult, the interwebs says mean things about woman, woman breaks up with boy again, boy sings song about woman, woman gets back together with boy again, teenage daughter comes around.
It’s every shit rom-com ever made, but without the comedy. It’s just Anne Hathaway crying for an hour and fifty seven minutes. Somehow this got 82% on Rotten Tomatoes, which basically invalidates any shred of credibility the infamous tomatometer ever had.
If your other-half tries to make you watch it, just walk away from the relationship. You’ll thank me later. Plus, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you can always sing her a song and it’ll be back on like donkey kong. And with the added benefit that by avoiding this enormous bag of micro-dicks, you’ll have retained the will to live.
1/10