The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults

:confused: Nope? It's been such a long time since I've been burdoned with this terrible, terrible name...

Best WUM award.

Although it should have told everyone what your original username was. The joke was lost on most I'd say.
 
Just did.

I would like to say that throughout the whole debacle I was the only one to keep my head, despite the greatest attempts by the mods to bring me down. I saw through their little plan from day 1 :cool:
 
:lol: That was brilliant. Didn't know that was why your name was changed - or I knew and forgot about it.

Award for WUM of the year goes to: The Newbie is closing (orchestrated by none other than golden shower, I mean blunder).

[...]

Urban said:
This is such a WUM. Couldn't you do any better than this? :lol:

That's what you think.....

Urbanned said:
OI. Who changed my name?!

geebs did. You've been wummed, cnut.

[...]

For those who didn't see.
 
I thought it was because I'd taken the piss out of a mod (knowing me, it would've been hilarious and ruined the e-rep of said mod) and they wanted to get back at me.
 
Missed out on this after about 5 or 6 pages. Very nicely done. Seem to me all the awards were thoroughly deserved. Bravo!
 
I'm just glad I can't win worst newbie next year, hopefully I'll have improved enough by then to not be in the running for worst poster.
 
Congrats to all the winners.

Burrows got voted for stuff? Jesus, it must be easy to get voted for things if that bellend got votes.
 
Missed this again, cba to read it, all pretty reach-aroundy anyway.
 
Congratulations to all the winners.... Yes, you too Lance.


Solius - Ye wasted good money on the tux. Sadly, So did I.
 
Creepiest Poster Of The Year 2011

This one was a tight run thing between Weaste and Girish, with just one vote (and gladly a few thousand miles) separating them. And for a while it looked like Girish’s molestation of a young woman on a bus was going to win the day, but that would have been to underestimate just how long Weaste’s lenses are, so to speak.

This was always going to be Weaste’s backup award, the one he knew he had in the bag even if the one he really wanted didn’t fall his way. If he wasn’t posting pictures of random women that he’d snapped from the window of his wanking room, I mean, office, he was charming the ladies of the forum with gems like:



All that being said he isn’t on the register, and we’ve been advised that the chances of making the charges stick are somewhat slim, so your Creepiest Poster of 2011 is Weaste Dildo.

Weaste with 14 votes out of 58.

Girish with 13 votes.

Espada with 11.

To put that into perspective, rimaldo got 4.

Nice one Weaste.

May be I'll win it next year:(.
 
Coming second is normally a good thing. Not here. feck you Steve. Losing to a Welshman, the shame. Not even the Scots lose to the Welsh.
 
Congrats to all the winners, and the awards cerimony team, one of the best years for write-ups that I can remember.
 
Excellent ceremony, well done to everyone involved.
Congratulations to all the winners as well.