The Red-Cafe season 2002/2003 awards

Player awards

Best Premiership Player 2002/2003 :
Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Worst Premiership Player 2002/2003:
Pascal Cygan
Best Young Player of 2002/2003:
John O'Shea/ Jermaine Jenas
Best Buy of 2002/2003:
Jay-Jay Okacha
Worst Buy of 2002/2003:
Pascal Cygan
Most Under-Rated Player of 2002/2003:
James Beattie
Most Over-Rated Player of 2002/2003:
Craig Bellamy
Best: - Striker
Midfielder
Defender
Goalkeeper
of 2002/2003
Van Nistelrooy
Patrick Viera
Sol Campbell
Brad Friedal
Worst: - Striker
Midfielder
Defender
Goalkeeper
of 2002/2003
Heskey
Smicer
Cygan
Enkelmen
Best Manager of 2002/2003
David Moyes
Worst Manager of 2002/2003
Houllier
Goal of the season 2002/2003:
Shearer Volley (Vs. Everton)
Worst Clanger of the season:
Dudek Vs. Man Utd
Most Pleasing Result of 2002/2003
4-0 Against Dippers
The Most Disapointing Result of 2002/2003
0-1 Bolton
Best Referee
Mike Reily
Worst Referee
Graham Poll
Member awards

Most clueless Member of 2002/2003
Gillespie
Most 'rational' Member of 2002/2003 (i.e on November 9th):
Wasn't Here Then
Most bitter Member of 2002/2003
Erm....
Best Rival fan:
Nate
Worst Rival Fan
Gillespie
Board Moments

Best Moment on the Caf of 2002/2003:
After Juve Game (3-0)
Worst Moment on the Caf of 2002/2003
After Worthy Cup Loss
Best Thread Football wise, of 2002/2003
Hmm...Been a few good 'ens in my time here hard to pick out one.
Worst Thread Football wise, of 2002/2003
Been a few of them aswell, probably one of the sell Giggs ones.
 
Originally posted by stoned.rose:
[QB]Best Premiership Player 2002/2003 :

Most clueless Member of 2002/2003

That young lad from down South who registered with the wrong name.


thank you !!!! i admit it i feel a bit of a 'gillespie' using my own name <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
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Posted by TRM

Best Buy of 2002/2003:
Chris Kirkland

Best: - Striker
Midfielder
Defender
Goalkeeper
of 2002/2003
Henry
Viera
Hyypia
Seaman

Worst: - Striker
Midfielder
Defender
Goalkeeper
of 2002/2003
Kevin Philips
Boudewijn Zenden
Phil Neville
Enckelmen

Worst Referee
Mike Riley

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Dont know where to start....

Kirkland was signed in 2001/02. :rolleyes:

Hyppia and Seaman have had crap seasons.

Phil has hardly played in defence - when he has he's not been bad.

And you're only saying Riley's a bad ref because he gave two legititmate penalties against you.

Most biased piece of rubbish i've read from you for a while.
 
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Player awards

Best Premiership Player 2002/2003 :

Thierry Henry

Worst Premiership Player 2002/2003:

Toss up between Cygan or Repka

Best Young Player of 2002/2003:

O'Shea

Best Buy of 2002/2003:

Jay Jay Okocha

Worst Buy of 2002/2003:

Salif Diao

Most Under-Rated Player of 2002/2003:

Hamann

Most Over-Rated Player of 2002/2003:

Rooney

Best: - Striker
Midfielder
Defender
Goalkeeper
of 2002/2003

Henry
Scholes
Campbell
Cudicini

Worst: - Striker
Midfielder
Defender
Goalkeeper
of 2002/2003

Phillips
Zenden
Cygan


Best Manager of 2002/2003

Gordon Scratchen

Worst Manager of 2002/2003

Howard Wilkonson

Goal of the season 2002/2003:

Worst Clanger of the season:

Dudek

Most Pleasing Result of 2002/2003

LFC 2-0 MU

The Most Disapointing Result of 2002/2003

MU 4-0 LFC

Best Referee

Worst Referee

Member awards

Most clueless Member of 2002/2003

AhmedDimwit (can't remember the name properly)

Most 'rational' Member of 2002/2003 (i.e on November 9th):

Most bitter Member of 2002/2003

me

Best Rival fan:

Livvie

Worst Rival Fan

AhmedDimwit

Board Moments

Best Moment on the Caf of 2002/2003:

Worst Moment on the Caf of 2002/2003

After losing 4-0

Best Thread Football wise, of 2002/2003

Worst Thread Football wise, of 2002/2003
 
Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
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Player awards

Best Premiership Player 2002/2003 :
Henry
Worst Premiership Player 2002/2003:
Repka
Best Young Player of 2002/2003:
O'Shea
Best Buy of 2002/2003:
Gilberto Silva
Worst Buy of 2002/2003:
Tor Andre Flo
Most Under-Rated Player of 2002/2003:
Tomas Radzinski
Most Over-Rated Player of 2002/2003:
Alan Shearer
Best: - Striker Henry
Midfielder Vieira
Defender Campbell
Goalkeeper Cudacini
of 2002/2003

Worst: - Striker Phillips
Midfielder Smicer
Defender Repka
Goalkeeper Wright
of 2002/2003

Best Manager of 2002/2003 Strachan

Worst Manager of 2002/2003 Roeder

Goal of the season 2002/2003:Henry vs Spurs

Worst Clanger of the season:Dudek's lapse aginst the Mancs

Most Pleasing Result of 2002/2003Beating Tottenham at Highbury (see Henry's goal award above)

The Most Disapointing Result of 2002/2003
Losing to Blackburn (worst performance of the season and I was there to see it!)

Best Referee Paul Durkin

Worst RefereeAndy D'Urso

Member awards

Most clueless Member of 2002/2003
Devilish

Most 'rational' Member of 2002/2003 (i.e on November 9th):
Gillespie

Most bitter Member of 2002/2003
Van Nistle wanker

Best Rival fan:
GiggsysGirl & Spinoza (joint winners)

Worst Rival Fan
stoned.rose


Board Moments


Best Moment on the Caf of 2002/2003:
Devilish confronts Gillespie

Worst Moment on the Caf of 2002/2003
Van Nistle wankers' attempts to deny his bedwetting habits


Best Thread Football wise, of 2002/2003
'My Observations' on pretty much anything

Worst Thread Football wise, of 2002/2003
Anything from An Extremely Boring Man

anymore award things you wanna add on feel-free to do so.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Redcafe 'Juvenile Delinquent of the Year'........goes to stoned.rose !
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Originally posted by Gillespie:
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Redcafe 'Juvenile Delinquent of the Year'........goes to stoned.rose !</strong><hr></blockquote>

Cheers i'll grow up then, and let everyone on here know that i'm a season ticket holder in every other post.

Also i shall let them know how i travel to every match i go to.

And when i post about our worst performance i shall also let everybody on here know whether i went to that match or not.

The more i read your posts the more i'm beginning to think that you are full of bullshit e.g. Season Ticket Holder Flying to games etc. I'm sure your one of these muppets who thinks that SKY was invented before football.

Be honest Have you ever been to Highbury?
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Originally posted by Gillespie:
<strong>Best Rival fan:
GiggsysGirl & Spinoza (joint winners)</strong><hr></blockquote>

:D OMIGOD! i sooo wasn't expecting this! i don't even have a speech prepared!

well i guess i'd like to start by thanking my Dad for giving me no choice about which football team i would follow! without that i wouldn't now possess this superiority complex and general feeling of well being that comes part and parcel with supporting the greatest team in the world!

i'd like to thank my Mum for teaching me to see the "uh-yeah-i-guess-they're-ok" in everyone (Gooners aside, naturally!)

and lastly, Gills for recognising this ability in me and also for this honourable mention...your threads are always...err...entertaining shall we say!
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Hey, Gillespie? Do you really mean this:

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Best Buy of 2002/2003:
Gilberto Silva
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You are be taking the piss, right?
 
Player awards

Best Premiership Player 2002/2003 : Paul Scholes

Worst Premiership Player 2002/2003: Emile Heskey

Best Young Player of 2002/2003: John O'Shea

Best Buy of 2002/2003: Cristophe Dugarry (loan) Augustine "Jay Jay" Okocha (buy)

Worst Buy of 2002/2003: Bruno Cheyrou

Most Under-Rated Player of 2002/2003: Robbie Savage

Most Over-Rated Player of 2002/2003: Sami Hyypia

Best: - Striker Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Midfielder Paul Scholes
Defender John O'Shea
Goalkeeper Brad Friedel
of 2002/2003

Worst: - Striker Emile Heskey
Midfielder Bruno Cheyrou
Defender Calum Davidson
Goalkeeper Jerzy Dudek
of 2002/2003

Best Manager of 2002/2003: David Moyes

Worst Manager of 2002/2003: Gerard Houllier has taken a step in the wrong direction.

Goal of the season 2002/2003:

Worst Clanger of the season: Dudek for Diego's first at Anfield.

Most Pleasing Result of 2002/2003 United 2 Arsenal 0 at OT

The Most Disapointing Result of 2002/2003 REal 3 United 1 at the Santiago Bernabeu

Best Referee Mark Halsey

Worst Referee Uriah Rennie

Member awards

Most clueless Member of 2002/2003 Zeng xiah feng or wotever his name is

Most 'rational' Member of 2002/2003 (i.e on November 9th):Weastie
Most bitter Member of 2002/2003
Best Rival fan: Shanks (wot a laugh) Gillespie (honest and intelligent although often wrong) Marching On Together (accepted his sides downfall with dignity)
Worst Rival Fan: dunno i welcome them all even tho' some are idiots.

Board Moments

Best Moment on the Caf of 2002/2003: After we beat Juve 3-0 or when that poor guy got basically told to feck off after his first post. Oh and when Honest John went to Bear in a Big Blue house rather then watching the worhless final.

Worst Moment on the Caf of 2002/2003 the negativity after some bad results

Best Thread Football wise, of 2002/2003 anythin about diego massacaring the scousers.

Worst Thread Football wise, of 2002/2003 anythin about the worthless final

Funniest Member: Shanks
Nicest Member: Livvie
 
Originally posted by Diego Forlans Headband:
<strong>Funniest Member: Shanks
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That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Originally posted by stoned.rose:
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Cheers i'll grow up then, and let everyone on here know that i'm a season ticket holder in every other post.

Also i shall let them know how i travel to every match i go to.

And when i post about our worst performance i shall also let everybody on here know whether i went to that match or not.

The more i read your posts the more i'm beginning to think that you are full of bullshit e.g. Season Ticket Holder Flying to games etc. I'm sure your one of these muppets who thinks that SKY was invented before football.

Be honest Have you ever been to Highbury?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm a season ticket holder,I think I mentioned that,didn't I ;) I've been going to Highbury since the early sixties.....not difficult as I grew up in Highbury,although now living in Kent.

It's easier and cheaper to fly to long distance (ie oop north) games (particularly if you book online through opodo or expedia),so that's no big deal.But I can see how a juvenile like you dependent on parental support/grants/loans would be impressed by that.

Admit it stoned.rose.....I got to you didn't I? :D Just think,though with age ,you get to drop the juvenile tag,but only from maturity combined with genuine self knowledge will there be any chance of you losing the delinquent tag . :)
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Originally posted by Diego Forlans Headband:


Best Rival fan: Gillespie (honest and intelligent although often wrong)

Thanks for that (for this site anyway) rare acknowledgement.I don't expect to see eye to eye with you Mancs that often,so not surprised you feel I'm often wrong on things......on the contrary,it would be surprising otherwise.eg I don't think Forlan has yet proved he is anything other than an average squad player.
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Originally posted by Gillespie:
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I'm a season ticket holder,I think I mentioned that,didn't I ;) I've been going to Highbury since the early sixties.....not difficult as I grew up in Highbury,although now living in Kent.

It's easier and cheaper to fly to long distance (ie oop north) games (particularly if you book online through opodo or expedia),so that's no big deal.But I can see how a juvenile like you dependent on parental support/grants/loans would be impressed by that.

Admit it stoned.rose.....I got to you didn't I? :D Just think,though with age ,you get to drop the juvenile tag,but only from maturity combined with genuine self knowledge will there be any chance of you losing the delinquent tag . :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

You'll send me to sleep before you get to me pal.
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Originally posted by Diego Forlans Headband:
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Nicest Member: Livvie</strong><hr></blockquote>

:o Awwww shucks.......
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Originally posted by Gillespie:
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I'm a season ticket holder,I think I mentioned that,didn't I ;) I've been going to Highbury since the early sixties.....not difficult as I grew up in Highbury,although now living in Kent.
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Sorry to break it to you, but it's "cnut" not Kent that people say whenever you are passing by...
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Originally posted by sidsutton:
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Sorry to break it to you, but it's "cnut" not Kent that people say whenever you are passing by...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well,of course I've never heard that one before :rolleyes:

Sid,you can see why you were considered a candidate for the 'Moronic Prick of the Year' award.However,even your inanity couldn't compete with Skolesy's.But I'm sure you'll figure strongly again next year. :p
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