The Opening Ceremony for Beijing 2008.

I'm pretty sure they're just making up countries as they go along now.
 
So many hotties from various countries.

Reckon they put out in the Olympic village?

Can only imagine the wild orgies that occur every night.
 
Please someone confiscate the bag pips... feck sake.
 
I'd imagine this would be a terrorists dream. Security must be massive in Beijing.
 
Lets just stop everything for them, hurry the feck up, get off the stage!
 
They will feel like cnuts.

Only the athletes will feel like cnuts, that is not right.

The politicians that have made you so emotional won't lose a wink of sleep while they do all the nasty things you feel they do.

I didn't hear any boo's, there must be a small concentration of cnuts at the games.
 
Only the athletes will feel like cnuts, that is not right.

The politicians that have made you so emotional won't lose a wink of sleep while they do all the nasty things you feel they do.

I didn't hear any boo's, there must be a small concentration of cnuts at the games.

They're walking by 2's even though they have a huge group... selfish cnuts.
 
Ah yes, i forgot about them, well if the website is anything to go by i don't think we'd be that far off; http://www.london2012.com/get-involved/cultural-olympiad/index.php.

I actually put myself forward as a vulunteer right early on,never got abck to me for some reason. :(



Team GB got a bit cheer from the crowd which was nice, in no small way due to us being the next host city i imagine.

Are the Brits here happy that Brown and Borris are absent [officially not a boycott but you know...]?