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Television The Official BB8 Thread [All Your Bollocks In Here]
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No-one can talk back to you, you muppet! It's a mirror.
'Bellend'
'Like Minge'.
I can think of far more offensive words then Minge Liam.
I'd love to punch Nikki in the face.
I would pay her to let me.
Gerry getting stressed because he knows how to dance to Kylie Minogue and they won't listen
Isn't she the bird that was definitely off men forever as they are pigs and then for like a fortnight practically draped the pussy over Liam who nonchalantly rebuffed her efforts, only to have her face rubbed in it when a new girl comes in and Liam is like a puppy dog for her?
Sad girl
Sad girl
'I've been to the exhibition two times'!
'Have you even seen the video?'
Tonights episode has been great.
Classic BB.
Beck to its very best.
Beck to its very best.
He's seen it two times, he's seen it two timesssssssssssssssss, without touching anything, he's seen it two times...
What is Brian doing!
He's brilliant!!
He's brilliant!!
Another funny task
Nikki and Charley.
Good!
Good!
How can you 'add' it up without knowing if everyone else voted for you.
Idiot.
Idiot.
This is going to cause a fecking riot on friday.
Describe irony:
Charley arguing her case that she should be 'Least Fake', despite admitting earlier on the same day that she pretends to like people on nomination days and then afterwards swears repeatedly about them.
Charley arguing her case that she should be 'Least Fake', despite admitting earlier on the same day that she pretends to like people on nomination days and then afterwards swears repeatedly about them.
Charley overreacting like an idiot.
Charleys a fecking toolShe really is a dick.
Carole is starting to be decent
I wouldn't be against Carole being publically executed on Big Brother.
Charley is wonderful viewing......... 
Now Gerry.................GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....he's such a bell-end .
He's so unfanciable,it's untrue.
I wish Charley had let go of the fecking cup when she threw water over him.......
Now Gerry.................GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....he's such a bell-end .
He's so unfanciable,it's untrue.
I wish Charley had let go of the fecking cup when she threw water over him.......
Charley is wonderful viewing.........
Now Gerry.................GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....he's such a bell-end .
He's so unfanciable,it's untrue.
I wish Charley had let go of the fecking cup when she threw water over him.......
Its gonna be funny when Charley gets evicted on Friday, slags everyone off and gets chucked back him the house. Defo good viewing though
Can't stand Nikki, such a moody cow.
2000 !!
I'd put money on Brian winning now.
Same.
Also, is it just me or has Amanda been given the much better tasks over Sam, so she's stood out more?
Like the hotdog, deciding the shopping etc.
Not noticed Sam really, yet Amanda seems to be mentioned loads.
Like the hotdog, deciding the shopping etc.
Not noticed Sam really, yet Amanda seems to be mentioned loads.
What happens if Charlie/Nicky refuses to go back in?
That would feck them up.
That would feck them up.
Well that was an anti climax
i quite enjoyed that, especially the silence when charlie came out, that was surreal
Just when you start to feel that Charlie is OK she goes and does/says something retarded. They're all fake muppets anyway, they're all friends again
On another unrelated note, what's the point of having a live show where they keep cutting the audio, can't be asked to watch it. BB is wank ...
On another unrelated note, what's the point of having a live show where they keep cutting the audio, can't be asked to watch it. BB is wank ...
ffs shut up and lets move on ... should of gone out with my mates, fcuking asthma
I can understand why some of you hate her now, well not hate but she is annoying ...
I can understand why some of you hate her now, well not hate but she is annoying ...
Amanda seems the more lively and ditsy one. Sam seems more sensible. Amanda of course is also prettier.
Charley, the deluded and brash bithc. She can be quite fake at times, she admitted she tries to be nice to people before nominations. Wtach her get really nasty after nominations are made.
I wouldn't be surprised either if Brian won. I think he and Liam will be in the top 2 but Liam has already won 100k so that might work against him winning. I think the twins will also get to the final week with Gerry(standing up to Charley) a stong possibility and possibly Chanelle if there is going to be 6 of them. Definitely not Charley or Nicky.
I wouldn't be surprised either if Brian won. I think he and Liam will be in the top 2 but Liam has already won 100k so that might work against him winning. I think the twins will also get to the final week with Gerry(standing up to Charley) a stong possibility and possibly Chanelle if there is going to be 6 of them. Definitely not Charley or Nicky.
Early Nominations
Big Brother announced that this week’s nominations will take place today, one day earlier than normal.
Big Brother has not revealed why they are breaking with tradition and asking Housemates to nominate today, but Sam seems convinced that this is a sign that this week’s eviction will take place on Thursday instead of Friday.
Amanda was called first in the usual alphabetical order, and she had previously told her twin Sam that she knew exactly who she was going to nominate. The boys meanwhile hatched a plan; Naked Nominations.
"I'm going in naked," declared Liam, promising to bear it all (literally) when he nominates.
"What? Just naked?" responded Ziggy, a little nervous at getting his clothes and his nominations off of his chest.
"Yeah," confirmed Liam, but Ziggy questioned him again as he couldn’t quite grasp the concept of bearing all in the Diary Room. The lads then convinced the other boys in the House to join their plot and Brian was the first lad to walk in with nothing but a teddy bear to cover his modesty.
When Chanelle emerged from the Diary Room, she told Ziggy that she was only allowed to nominate one person, but we cannot be sure if this is true.
Why has Big Brother re-arranged the nominations? What do they have planned?
Big Brother announced that this week’s nominations will take place today, one day earlier than normal.
Big Brother has not revealed why they are breaking with tradition and asking Housemates to nominate today, but Sam seems convinced that this is a sign that this week’s eviction will take place on Thursday instead of Friday.
Amanda was called first in the usual alphabetical order, and she had previously told her twin Sam that she knew exactly who she was going to nominate. The boys meanwhile hatched a plan; Naked Nominations.
"I'm going in naked," declared Liam, promising to bear it all (literally) when he nominates.
"What? Just naked?" responded Ziggy, a little nervous at getting his clothes and his nominations off of his chest.
"Yeah," confirmed Liam, but Ziggy questioned him again as he couldn’t quite grasp the concept of bearing all in the Diary Room. The lads then convinced the other boys in the House to join their plot and Brian was the first lad to walk in with nothing but a teddy bear to cover his modesty.
When Chanelle emerged from the Diary Room, she told Ziggy that she was only allowed to nominate one person, but we cannot be sure if this is true.
Why has Big Brother re-arranged the nominations? What do they have planned?
Gosh ,Gerry is so ugly.
Charley may well be insane.
Billboards? Chanting? Fans?
I don't think so, love.
Billboards? Chanting? Fans?
I don't think so, love.
How is Charley able to speak that fast? It seems impossible....
Brian is also hilarious, he is a complete idiot but I like him.
Brian is also hilarious, he is a complete idiot but I like him.