GOD help me.
The Fifth Redcafe Sheep Draft
- Thread starter green_smiley
- Start date
Edit: Revoke the penalty or I quit. 
@Edgar Allan Pillow doesn't get Alberto Spencer, he gets the classic centreforward who top scored in Peñarol's 1960 league win but got injured soon after Spencer's arrival, never to return as a regular starter. Still a mint sub for him, so much so he was starting for Uruguay (and scored) in the 1962 World Cup. Ángel Ruben Cabrera, beeeeeh!
@Skizzo picked in a game with only two players I would dare associate with sheep status. Out of those, he gets Tabaré González, a CB (stopper) that regularly came on as a sub deployed as a destroyer ahead of the defence, breaking up play to shut games down. For you to get an idea of what a thick feck he was, two stories:
- While in Germany, during a tour of Europe, Tito bought a top quality pocket radio. Tabaré looked at it, started flipping it, pressing buttons, pulling the antena and redirecting it, turning the dial... and soon concluded: "they conned you, it only has German stations".
- He holds the Guiness record for distance covered pulling a car with the skin of his neck. He attempted that post retirement as part of his training as a magician. Proper mentalist indeed.
ROUND 7: TOUCHED BY GOD
Pick a player that was physically in contact of any kind (including, but not limited to, tackle, handshake, hug, etc.) with this GOD (can be either way or both ways).
The venue where physical contact occurred can be anywhere (on the pitch, training ground, public places, etc.)
For evidence of criteria, please provide at least one of the following:
1) Actual, genuine photo (e.g. no photoshopped photos)
2) Actual, genuine video. Specify start time and end time of the section of the video that shows the physical contact (max 10 seconds from start till end). No parody videos.
Nicklas Bendtner aka Lord Bendtner
Disclaimer: Nicklas Bendtner is now added to the block list. Hence, the GOD can no longer be picked by managers anymore and cannot be judged to have touched himself.
Feel free to mention his name
Does it count if they are in the same image but not touching each other?
Sent.
Already tried that myself, along with lineups from the game showing that they both started, so would have shaken hands...but they were clear with needing to show contact in a picture of video
The Alternative Sheep Draft table (as of Round 6)
7 Points
2mufc0
prath92/KM
9 Points
idmanager
10 Points
mazhar13
Skizzo
11 Points
Pat_Mustard
Gio
Lord SInister/Charly
12 Points
Edgar Allan Pillow
Invictus/Ecstatic
Indnyc/crappy
P-Nut0712
13 Points
harms
14 Points
Enigma
16 Points
Tuppet
17 Points
oneniltothearsenal/shrike
7 Points
2mufc0
prath92/KM
9 Points
idmanager
10 Points
mazhar13
Skizzo
11 Points
Pat_Mustard
Gio
Lord SInister/Charly
12 Points
Edgar Allan Pillow
Invictus/Ecstatic
Indnyc/crappy
P-Nut0712
13 Points
harms
14 Points
Enigma
16 Points
Tuppet
17 Points
oneniltothearsenal/shrike
I think this round was made just to torture me.
I had completely forgotten that Nicklas Bendtner was receiving an Arsenal salary from 2005 to 2014. 9 years! Unbelievable. I need to watch some Zico-Socrates matches after this to clean my mental palette.
I had completely forgotten that Nicklas Bendtner was receiving an Arsenal salary from 2005 to 2014. 9 years! Unbelievable. I need to watch some Zico-Socrates matches after this to clean my mental palette.
Already tried that myself, along with lineups from the game showing that they both started, so would have shaken hands...but they were clear with needing to show contact in a picture of video
Ah well.. Now to search full match and take screenshots
Already tried that myself, along with lineups from the game showing that they both started, so would have shaken hands...but they were clear with needing to show contact in a picture of video
Great minds. Was the first question I asked
Ah well.. Now to search full match and take screenshots
Also tried that
fecks sake
I’ll have to pick when I wake up. Need to find a decent image for the player I want
Where do you live?
OP draft rules update
FAO Managers
The OP draft rules have been further clarified as below:
Hope this helps in your planning
The OP draft rules have been further clarified as below:
- Only 1 sheep allowed in the bench in 1st round. E.g. if you have 2 sheep, you need to field at least 1 of them.
- Only 2 sheep allowed in the bench in QF, followed by 3 sheep in SF, and 4 sheep in Final
Hope this helps in your planning
Uk just have a really decked up sleeping pattern due to working nights. Found a picture now anyway just hope this one is accepted.
What if this player was a manager for/against Bendtner's team? Is that pick valid?
They don't even have to be on a football pitch together, so it should count.
We sent pick too
@Tuppet
Contemplated going for Passarella or Cafu in round 1 and falling back to Marzolini/Carrizo in round 2 if fails.
Would have been disastrous by the look of it.
5
Who else apart from Invictus/Ecstatic are left to submit?
I’ve still to submit when have I got till?
We are left to submit as well
You have 10 hours
Submitted our pick
Gio, pnut
@green_smiley can you please update Vierchowod's and Ancheta's names in the squad. Petty, fecking little details I know, but does my head in whilst searching through the players already picked.
Done
If Gio submits before I do just let me know and I'll have to go with what I've got instead of keeping on searching.
cheers.
He did. I don't know if he did, but hurry up!
So only pnut left?
I really have no idea