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Yes, folks, the following is the synopsis of a real book; this is not a joke:
Guardian said:The publisher has, at any rate, given a little more detail about the plot of Mount!, which is out in September, and it looks like trouble lies ahead for Rupert Campbell-Black and Taggie: Our hero “longs to trounce Roberto’s Revenge, the stallion owned by his detested rival Cosmo Rannaldini, which means abandoning his racing empire at Penscombe and his darling wife Taggie, and chasing winners in the richest races worldwide, from Dubai to Los Angeles to Melbourne”.
When he returns, he is “dangerously tempted” by Gala, “a grieving but ravishing Zimbabwean widow”, while “a devastatingly handsome South African man who claims to be gay … seems far keener on caring for the angelic Taggie”.