Just stumbled across the greatest rap song from my youth - MC Ren, Behind The Scenes.
Lyrics:
Now this is the bitch who made straight A's,
But never got a look out of the house back in the days
And when she was at school she gave people dirty looks,
She always carried books and thought me and my friends were crooks,
You always see the bitch in her classes,
She never wore pants she wore a dress and some glasses,
Teachers used to brag, she was the teacher's pet,
And the niggaz used to brag how much they wanna get her wet,
Useless to approach her coz she didn't talk,
But you would say feck it when you saw the bitch walk,
Ass hanging out by the pound,
And that's the reason why niggaz wanted to get her panties down,
She kept to herself in the hallways,
And never looked at niggaz like all day,
And when the last bell rung she was gone,
So one day I decided to follow the bitch home,
Her mother was at work she wouldn't get home 'till 6,
So it was time for Ren to put the bitch in the mix,
'cause back in the school it was every niggaz dream,
So now it's time to get a closer look behind the scene!
All the pimps, the whores, the pulldaggers, the cocksuckers,
Gave 100$ bill just to see
Now I made it to her house but she would'nt let me in yo,
So I said feck it, snuck around to the window,
She get into the room and start to undress,
Now I'm biting on my lips saying damn this bitchs blessed!
The doorbell rung, it was the nextdoor neighbor,
And he was asking her, could she do him a favour,
She grabbed the nigga's hand and took him in the room,
And layed on the back as he fecked her with a broom,
He said he wanted to go but then she said,
She wanted him to eat the pussy so she grabbed his head,
And he started eating it like a thanksgiving dinner,
He made the bitch come and then he put his dick up in her,
She scratched up his back with her claws,
But she was screaming so loud he had to gag her with his draws,
And after they finished fecking yo the bitch took a shower,
To wash off the sweat from the last half hour,
The bitch put out some bud and then she started to smoke,
Took a swig of jack daniels and made a few lines of coke,
The nigga said shit, gotta go,
B'cause this innocent little girl is a ho!
Yo behind the scenes!
Now I went back to school the very next day,
And I knew that my niggaz won't believe what I had to say,
I told them what I saw and nigguz said yeah right,
So I told the motherfeckers to come over there tonight,
Now there's 10 real niggaz at her window,
Waiting to see a ho like at a matinee show
They thought that I was lying 'cause we waited 1 hour,
And when we started to leave the bitch walked out the shower,
Ass hanging out as she laid on the bed,
Her bottomlips was hanging and she started fingerbanging,
Her daddy walked in and started beating her with a belt,
The bitch was so hot she made the leather start to melt,
But she was liking it,
Yelling daddy give it to me harder,
Then he took off all his clothes and start fecking his daughter,
My niggaz outside didn't believe what they would see-some,
And when her mama got home, they turned into a threesome,
Her mama ate the pussy while her daddy doggystyled it,
The family prayed together and they also laid together,
I couldn't take no more 'cause I was too much of a man,
So I jumped right through the window with my dick in my hand,
The family didn't mind and kept doing what they was doing,
'cause now it was even it was 2 against 2,
And 'bout a couple minutes after I was in,
All my niggaz jumped in all 10 yo behind the scenes!
she like suckin' on dicks .. and lickin' up nuts....
and she'll even take a broomstick up the butt!
Lyrics:
Now this is the bitch who made straight A's,
But never got a look out of the house back in the days
And when she was at school she gave people dirty looks,
She always carried books and thought me and my friends were crooks,
You always see the bitch in her classes,
She never wore pants she wore a dress and some glasses,
Teachers used to brag, she was the teacher's pet,
And the niggaz used to brag how much they wanna get her wet,
Useless to approach her coz she didn't talk,
But you would say feck it when you saw the bitch walk,
Ass hanging out by the pound,
And that's the reason why niggaz wanted to get her panties down,
She kept to herself in the hallways,
And never looked at niggaz like all day,
And when the last bell rung she was gone,
So one day I decided to follow the bitch home,
Her mother was at work she wouldn't get home 'till 6,
So it was time for Ren to put the bitch in the mix,
'cause back in the school it was every niggaz dream,
So now it's time to get a closer look behind the scene!
All the pimps, the whores, the pulldaggers, the cocksuckers,
Gave 100$ bill just to see
Now I made it to her house but she would'nt let me in yo,
So I said feck it, snuck around to the window,
She get into the room and start to undress,
Now I'm biting on my lips saying damn this bitchs blessed!
The doorbell rung, it was the nextdoor neighbor,
And he was asking her, could she do him a favour,
She grabbed the nigga's hand and took him in the room,
And layed on the back as he fecked her with a broom,
He said he wanted to go but then she said,
She wanted him to eat the pussy so she grabbed his head,
And he started eating it like a thanksgiving dinner,
He made the bitch come and then he put his dick up in her,
She scratched up his back with her claws,
But she was screaming so loud he had to gag her with his draws,
And after they finished fecking yo the bitch took a shower,
To wash off the sweat from the last half hour,
The bitch put out some bud and then she started to smoke,
Took a swig of jack daniels and made a few lines of coke,
The nigga said shit, gotta go,
B'cause this innocent little girl is a ho!
Yo behind the scenes!
Now I went back to school the very next day,
And I knew that my niggaz won't believe what I had to say,
I told them what I saw and nigguz said yeah right,
So I told the motherfeckers to come over there tonight,
Now there's 10 real niggaz at her window,
Waiting to see a ho like at a matinee show
They thought that I was lying 'cause we waited 1 hour,
And when we started to leave the bitch walked out the shower,
Ass hanging out as she laid on the bed,
Her bottomlips was hanging and she started fingerbanging,
Her daddy walked in and started beating her with a belt,
The bitch was so hot she made the leather start to melt,
But she was liking it,
Yelling daddy give it to me harder,
Then he took off all his clothes and start fecking his daughter,
My niggaz outside didn't believe what they would see-some,
And when her mama got home, they turned into a threesome,
Her mama ate the pussy while her daddy doggystyled it,
The family prayed together and they also laid together,
I couldn't take no more 'cause I was too much of a man,
So I jumped right through the window with my dick in my hand,
The family didn't mind and kept doing what they was doing,
'cause now it was even it was 2 against 2,
And 'bout a couple minutes after I was in,
All my niggaz jumped in all 10 yo behind the scenes!
she like suckin' on dicks .. and lickin' up nuts....
and she'll even take a broomstick up the butt!
Blasphemy!