Berbatov is so lazy he never completes his sent
The Berbatov is So Lazy that........thread
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Berba is so lazy that he doesn't bother running to score a goal, he just puts a ball through and let's someone else do the hard work...
he so lazy he missed a sitter just to avoid carrying the match ball off the pitch,
Berbatov is so lazy that when he lies naked between a naked girl's legs, he waits for an earthquake for the rest to happen...
Good. 
Berbatov is so lazy he uses his own speak, which is shorter than txt spk.
Berbatov is so lazy he gets John O Shea to scrub his back in the showers
Berbatov is so lazy he doesnt cut his hair, he knows he's balding.
Berbatov's dad is so lazy he skips romance and foreplay...
(boooooo)
(boooooo)
Berbatov is so lazy that he doesn't bother posting in this thread
Berbatov is so lazy he got hit by a parked car
Berbatov is so lazy that he doesn't have a RedCafe account to read what the fans think about him.
Or doesn't he!?
Or doesn't he!?
Berbatov is so lazy he doesn't jump for the ball - he sticks his foot out, controls it, and brings it down.
and but
and but Berbatov is so lazy he phones his mum to ask her what time it is
Berbatov is so lazy that he doesn't hate Scousers as much as G Nev does.
Blimey.
Berbatov's so lazy that he couldn't give a feck about you thinking he's lazy.
That's not Dimitar Berbatov on the field. It's his lesser-known brother, Sergey Berbatov. The real Dimitar Berbatov is better than Pelé and Maradona put together, but is too lazy to get out onto the field.
Why else does Sergey Berbatov look so pissed?
Why else does Sergey Berbatov look so pissed?
Sorry for the bump but some of these are quite good.
huh?
Berbatov is so lazy the planet blows up because of the firepower of 3 hataks ? A dozen hataks couldn't even dent an ori ship and our 304 destroyed the same ori ship with 2-3 shots with our uber asgard beams.
Berbatov is so lazy...that instead of pressing CTRL-ALT-DELETE to reboot, he just buys a new PC.
Berba's so lazy that when he's thirsty, he just tilts his head up to the sky and waits for it to rain...
Berbatov is so lazy...watching a national geographic documentary on tree sloths inspires him to get up and do something.
I think he's stuck on repeat. I hope you're all proud of yourselves.
Someone go find Robin Williams circa Good Will Hunting. Be quick! He's the only one who can save Mockers now.
Berbatov's so lazy that he makes scousers look hard-working
Berbatov is so lazy, that instead of practising with the lads he plays fifa 10 in the locker room.
*********'s so lazy that he's a fecking liability and should be sold off sharpish.
Berbatovs so lazy he was diagnosed with being in a persistent vegetative state.
Lads...these "funnies" are getting poorer with each post.
To be frank alot of the original ones were shit too.
Berbatov is so lazy he used nail clippers to cut his hair.
Berbatov is so lazy he used nail clippers to cut his hair.
Berbatov's so lazy, he can't be arsed to read this thread.
Feed me is so lazy he couldn't be bothered to read the thread and see if this same joke had been posted in different forms before.
Berbatov is so lazy he can't be arsed to impregnate his wife. Instead he waits Big Man to pounce and then raises the baby as his.
John Teery's so lazy he pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.