Berbatov is so lazy that he uses a remote to operate his remote control.
The Berbatov is So Lazy that........thread
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Berba is soo lazy that if he wants still water, he waits for his sparkling water to run out of gas...
Berbatov is so lazy that............... zzz
Fecker I was about to start this thread.
Berba is so lazy that he only scored 2 goals today when he could have scored three.
Berbatov's so lazy, he can't be bothered to be not bothered.
He-He.
Berba is so lazy that he doesn't switch off the light, he just waits for the bulb to burst
Berbatov is so lazy he eliminates unnecesarry runs from his game to save energy.
Berbatov is so lazy that he sets his alarm clock for 4am every morning, just so that he can wake up, refuse to get out of bed, and then go back to sleep again.
Berba is so lazy, he doesnt berbatug. he simply waits for the berbaby to come out.
Berbatov is so lazy, he doesn't even consider making runs in the first place.
Berbatov is so lazy, he left his brain behind.
Berbatov is so lazy he has a personal assistant to blink for him.
Berbatov is so lazy he doesn't even celebrate when he scores.
Berbatov sleeps on the ground floor of his house, because when he stayed in a two-storey house, it was easier for him to jump out of the window than take the stairs.
The point of this thread is to be funny.
God knows how long before someone doee that
The thread has failed apparently.
This was meant to be a funny thread and not a factual thread.
Yes Amit,
Havent since a green smiley that vibrates about it's own position since.
Havent since a green smiley that vibrates about it's own position since.
The point of this thread is to be funny.
God knows how long before someone doee that
obviously you didnt watch todays match...
Oh no I didnt.
I made up a bunch of crap in the matchday thread too.
i guess you did...
Berbatov is so lazy that he bribes defenders to pass to him.
he can't be bothered to tell el tel to go get fooked
At least 4.
I admire Berbatov. He matches me in terms of laziness, a countless number of times I have been told by my peers that I am too lazy and it is not good enough to get to the top. Well not so. Berbatov has done it.
I guess I know what's Berba's favourite sexual position.
Berbatov is so lazy that he sleeps while he walks
Berbatov is so lazy that he keeps one eye shut since the other gets the job done.
It's entirely possible that he's a complete stoner. It would be quite inconvenient should the FA decide that it'd be a good idea to drug test him.
berba is so lazy he won’t empty the trash in the computer recycle bin!
Berbatov is so lazy that he didn't even bother to post in the Ronaldo thread.
He smiled today. That took a lot of effort.
Berbatov is so lazy that he has decided to stay and Aalborg and make a life in Denmark, as he described the trip back to Manchester as "A trans Atlantic voyage that would be far to tedious for him to undertake again for a few years"
Berbatov is so lazy his eggs take 40 minutes to hard-boil.
Berbatov is so lazy that he doesn't bother to smile when someone takes a picture of him.
Berbatov is so lazy that Nani has to wipe his bum after he's been for a shit!
(That's about all Nani's good for at the moment!)
(That's about all Nani's good for at the moment!)
Berbatov is so lazy that highly trained teams of Maidens are employed to turn on taps in his vicinity, to encourage him to empty his bladder.
'Berbatov is so lazy'... that he doesn't bother to check what internet geeks are saying about him.