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The beginning of Hipsterchester United | IPAs are no longer cool
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Cultural reset part zwei
IPAs suck and are also last-decade's hipster brew. Fruity saisons is where it's at now.
Summer beer.A little sour, and now often with fruits added. Of course, now's rather the time for stouts and porters.
IPA’s we’re cool?
James was always cool
Guinness is genuinely delicious at least. Couldn’t stand all the canned craft brews, consider me a hipster!
What if the high press is over and long ball, Pomo, makes a comeback....we may have got on it too late...damn...more beer!
What type of beer will Rangnick have the players drinking?
Based on this thread I think he's going to go with a local stout, perhaps 3 pints a day until the players get up to speed.
Based on this thread I think he's going to go with a local stout, perhaps 3 pints a day until the players get up to speed.
While we're on the topic of what cool, wireless earbuds are no longer cool.
Sorry my bad, cross the ball 81 times into box Moyes!
It would be nice to play football admired by all. In particular our fans.
Hit it long and press high. That's the way to go, I'm telling you.
IPA’s are so Victorian era.
Or an American hipster head coach. Glazers' dream project of Manchester United StatesTen Haag or Potter in the summer too
You'll pull my west coast IPA from my dead paws.
Do they have a small Powers with it?
I can’t stand IPA. It would be a nice Helles with Ralf.
Ole was the Boddingtons in a can nostalgia revival - good marketing but lacking substance
Mourinho was that Chinese liquor which has a dead snake in the bottle - quick impact but horrendous hangover
Van Gaal was some incredibly dull, expensive wine that some “connoisseur“ tries to persuade you is very complex
And Moyes was a Carling or a Fosters - not really suitable for the top table
Ole was the Boddingtons in a can nostalgia revival - good marketing but lacking substance
Mourinho was that Chinese liquor which has a dead snake in the bottle - quick impact but horrendous hangover
Van Gaal was some incredibly dull, expensive wine that some “connoisseur“ tries to persuade you is very complex
And Moyes was a Carling or a Fosters - not really suitable for the top table
Ten Hag is closer to his football philosophy isn't he? So Poch will be out of the equation then for the permanent position? Delighted with the appointment if it happens, hopefully the players buy into it and show how good they actually are.
I also think Ten Hag is closer stylistically, but Poch wouldn't be out of the question either; he's done the pressing/high-tempo stuff as well, if that aspect would be Ragnick's main influence here.
No, even dead you can keep it for yourself, thanks.
Checks out
What about Pale Ale? Is that cool?
Nah. The cool guys are drinking Kolschs.
Oh nice. I had them in Cologne, been trying to find them in the UK but can’t find them for a reasonable price.
One of the funniest things I've read all week.
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