I'd like to personally thank Ed Woodward for not slandering me in the press yet
Thank you Ed Woodward
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What, literally on his body?
Is that you Neil Ashton?
I know this is a WUM but in a serious note, Ed should be an inspiration to us all...
We can only dream off earning so much money by doing so little.
We can only dream off earning so much money by doing so little.
Oh yeah, he'll put a 'best offer' option on them and when someone offers £600 he'll say "You're not getting one over on me, £300 and not a penny less!"
If it clicks and we start getting results then Sancho will be forgotten. If we don't then sanchos name will be mentioned after every non win and woodward will be vilified.
It will be interesting to see how it pans out. I hope we start playing well and it all goes well for the team and for Ole.
I can't stand woody but I'm tired of moaning at this point.
It will be interesting to see how it pans out. I hope we start playing well and it all goes well for the team and for Ole.
I can't stand woody but I'm tired of moaning at this point.
We have genuinely not strengthened a team that was already 33 points behind the winner last season. Exciting talents? Are we fecking Ajax? We need great players to win the Premier League and CL tomorrow, not in 2028.
We're scraping the barrel here a bit by including agents fees.
I mean if we include Sancho's agent fees how much would that be?
Trying to figure out whether you are joking of not. Cavani is a panic buy. Traore is a january signing (btw, no idea who Traore is. Just read somewhere that he only played 25 minutes in Serie A). Telles is good, but not sure he is world class.
Seriously, what should we thank woodward for? We should have completed signing our main targets in September. Not panic buy some players on deadline day!!!
And we still have the local market to do business in 
Nah, best one was Ole sexist remarks.
Ok, lets take the agent fees out. It's still 100m Euros.
Woodward what a legend. United really is the adult Disneyland.
It really was a decent window this, shame about the RW but Telles and Cavani are great acquisitions at a very low price
It really was a decent window this, shame about the RW but Telles and Cavani are great acquisitions at a very low price
I am pretty sure MASON G is saying "THANK YOU, Ed for keeping me as the starting RW of the team".."I am too good to be coming off the bench"
This is sacrcasm, right?
I’ve just added you to the not for promotion list. Don’t threat me
Not just agent fees. It's also including add ons (Diallo is 20+21 iirc, VDB is 39+1, Telles is 15+5, all euros).
Cavani and Telles will be regular starters. And VDB too when Pogba leaves.
I personally wanted us to re-sign Ryan Tunnicliffe, so not happy at all.
How come when I post a troll thread it gets deleted, but when Elvis does it it's celebrated?
I bet if Elvis made "will you celebrate if Cavani scores" he'd be promoted to chief administrator!
What the feck
They're also including add-ons for Diallo, which obviously won't be triggered for a few years.
Have you been sniffing glue tonight by any chance ?
Couldn’t agree more. The only signing that we needed was Telles. I would have taken a striker but not a mercenary like Cavani.
I hate to break it to you but the PL and CL don't finish tomorrow, usually they finish around May.
Oh come on. Cant afford to pay 120 for Sancho cause it's a covid summer and then we spend 110 on this lot. Its a joke
Lock this.
3 signings! We won deadline day.
Cavani doesn't get into our best eleven. Who does he start ahead of? We've signed VDB for when Pogba leaves? Pogba is still here and expected to sign a new contract. No big money move is coming in for him next summer.
Amad is 20m euros too. The rest are add-ons such as ballon dor winner knowing Woody.
Probably worthy of a new thread but will put it here:
What kind of clauses do the managers have in their contracts to stop them speaking out against the club once they leave? Even sir Alec never said anything!
There must be something in there that would cost them literally millions.
What kind of clauses do the managers have in their contracts to stop them speaking out against the club once they leave? Even sir Alec never said anything!
There must be something in there that would cost them literally millions.
Hopefully soon then. Fed up of the drama of the worst ‘world class player’ I’ve ever seen and his parasite agent.
Did you lose a bet?
We signed 5 players, a superstar in Cavani, VDB was almost signed by Real, 2 young and exciting wingers, one of them the best in Italy and the other a super exciting one from South America and an attacking LB, Brazil international. 5 players. Just because we didn't sign Sancho, doesn't mean it means nothing. Signed, sealed and delivered.
Yes it will be common. The vast majority get sacked with a payoff - the payoff being party to clauses stopping them from talking about certain things or they would not receive it or have penalties in place.
Great post
Told you it would be a big day today.
We bought two exciting youngsters and truck load of them for academy.
Treble winners in 2026
Treble winners in 2026
Cavani a superstar? My gosh. You do realise this guy hasn't played for 7 months and scored 7 goals last season. He was a great player, but absolutely no longer a super star.
Why?