1) Clean your room
Ten Hag's 83 principles
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No, it’s a typo, it should actually be the ‘83 Principles, as in the ideas Fergie used to win the Cup Winners’ Cup with Aberdeen in 1983…
To make this utter BS "story" slightly more believable than if it were a round number.
Picked out a few random ones:
3) Principle Seymoor Skinner
10) Hag
53) Don't refuse to come on as a sub and then leave the ground and then slag off the entire club in an internationally broadcast interview with Piers Morgan.
44) Always have at least 1 coaching assistant who slightly resembles you.
50) "really good/unacceptable"
62) Queens Park Raisins
83) There must always be exactly 83 principles even if you have to make up some bullsh*t one at the end to make the number add up.
3) Principle Seymoor Skinner
10) Hag
53) Don't refuse to come on as a sub and then leave the ground and then slag off the entire club in an internationally broadcast interview with Piers Morgan.
44) Always have at least 1 coaching assistant who slightly resembles you.
50) "really good/unacceptable"
62) Queens Park Raisins
83) There must always be exactly 83 principles even if you have to make up some bullsh*t one at the end to make the number add up.
Every manager comes with their principles, IMO it comes down to:
1) Can the manager coach a modern system and understand their players to fit them into their system, adapt to fit best, adapt to the modern game, adapt to the league and opponents.
2) Can the manager inspire their players to have them listen and buy into what they are trying to do.
If they tick 1 and 2, they'll pretty much succeed everywhere, relative to the support they get. All the other principles don't make much of an impact or likely don't change a whole lot between managers (or aren't right or wrong)
1) Can the manager coach a modern system and understand their players to fit them into their system, adapt to fit best, adapt to the modern game, adapt to the league and opponents.
2) Can the manager inspire their players to have them listen and buy into what they are trying to do.
If they tick 1 and 2, they'll pretty much succeed everywhere, relative to the support they get. All the other principles don't make much of an impact or likely don't change a whole lot between managers (or aren't right or wrong)
You are missing 81
They're all pointless or make no difference between different managers. People are reading too much into it when it's just a question of "tactics" and "inspiration". You either have them or don't.
Eleventy one.
If anyone ever asked me to attend a meeting where they told me 83 things, I’d instantly write them off as human beings and go on my phone the entire time.
Two would do:
1. Don‘t be fecking stupid
2. Feck City and Pool
1. Don‘t be fecking stupid
2. Feck City and Pool
83 is the 23rd prime number and the largest one that doesn't use the letter 'n'. So there, now.
What are they?
Score more than the opposition
Repeat another 82 times till it sinks in
Repeat another 82 times till it sinks in
14 rules + 69
Anyway. No wonder old man Ronaldo got confused then angry when he was here. I don't think he even remember what's in 10 Commandments.
Anyway. No wonder old man Ronaldo got confused then angry when he was here. I don't think he even remember what's in 10 Commandments.
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I rate that Comment. Also God Lost by a country mile. 10:83
Progress!
Solid gold
Bald is best
Where does it start to be funny?
One: Don't pick up the phone
You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone
Two: Don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again
Three: Don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'
And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him
You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone
Two: Don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again
Three: Don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'
And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him
Jake Humphrey, get the feck out with your High Performance and World Class Basics
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I'm ashamed it's not 92 principles
Like Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
disappointing, I thought it'd be at least 116
Principle number 5; "do not dither with decision making."
1. Never listen to Melissa Reddy
2. And Simon Jones
2. And Simon Jones
1. Just follow what I say,
2. Forget the other 81
2. Forget the other 81
1- Pass the ball to Bruno
2- If Bruno is not available, pass it to Rashford
3- If Bruno and Rashford are tired, pass it to Garnacho
4- Do not pass the ball to Maguire if he is playing
5- Do not go close to Case if he is mad
Please, somebody, continue.
2- If Bruno is not available, pass it to Rashford
3- If Bruno and Rashford are tired, pass it to Garnacho
4- Do not pass the ball to Maguire if he is playing
5- Do not go close to Case if he is mad
Please, somebody, continue.
83 wasn't a particularly good year. Too much booze.
1. Keep this list confidential or you are out of the team.
If played badly there will be extra running
12) So you were perfectly fine when we sold japp Stam .?
I agree, Bruno being prime example
Can we get to 83 Hags?
Principle #69:
One hag
I love your commitment and am jealous of all the free time you seem to have.
No. 83: dont suck at playing football
Principle #42: My captain will never play (until I find a new one then it changes to My captain shall always play)