What do you think some of them are?
Ten Hag's 83 principles
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What do you think some of them are?
one hag
1. No chips
2. You must have been involved in Dutch football
3. Heh
2. You must have been involved in Dutch football
3. Heh
one hag
Pass forward
Eighty-three Hags
Head polish
1. Play in the Eredivisie
sex masochism
1. Sign Dutch players
2. Sign non Dutch players but from Dutch league
3. Sign players ONCE in the Dutch league
4. Even if it’s Wout Weghorst…?
5. Yes, even if it’s Wout Weghorst
6. But he’s not available
7. Then loan him then, eh?
8. Loan Wout Weghorst…?
9. Yesh
10. Loan Wout Weghorst for Man Utd?
11. Yesh, eh?
12. Eh?
13. Eh!
14. Play Wout Weghorst in important Utd games
15. …what… really?
16. Yesh, eh
17. Beat City
18. Beat Barca
19. Beat Arsenal
20. Then lose 7-0 to a crap dippers side
21. How the feck did you manage that!?
22. Eh?
23. I said - HOW THE feck DID YOU MANAGE THAT!?
24. EH!
25. Nevermind
26. Say ‘f@ck’ live on Sky Sports
27. Take on Ronaldo
28. Defeat Ronaldo
29. Sign Dutch players
30. You already said that
31. Eh
32. I said, YOU ALREADY SAID THAT
33. Eh! Eh?
34. Eh?
35. Yesh
36. Sign non Dutch players but from Dutch league for huge money
37. Like who!?
38. Eh
39. LIKE WHO?
40. Like uh Antony, eh?
41. ‘Like’ Antony or actually Antony…?
42. Yesh, eh
43. Ok, I’ll look into it
44. Eh?
45. I said I’ll look into it
46. Yesh, is fecking good football
47. It’s a no go, they want 90m
48. Eh, shpunk the cash eh?
49. You want to spunk 90m on Antony…?
50. Yesh
51. 90 million?
52. Eh
53. On Antony!?
54. EH!
55. Dress sharp
56. Be bald
57. Cycle with your wife
58. Spend literally all season defending DDG
59. Declare DDG your number 1
60. Declare that you want DDG to stay
61. Let DDG sign new contract
62. Rip contract up on eve of his wedding
63. Woah dude that’s cold!
64. Eh, don’t feck me over in a cup final then eh?
65. Fair play who do want to replace him?
67. Onana eh
68. You mad bastard! I like it!
69. Oh, Glazers are fecking useless, what if they can’t get you Onana?
70. Buy Dutch
71. Right, yeah, of course
72. Do amazingly well despite having no striker
73. Make clear you want a striker
74. Make clear you want Harry Kane despite having a somewhat limited budget
75. Harry Kane declares he wants to come to Utd
76. Blow 60m on Mason Mount
77. You want to blow 60m on Mason Mount, despite what we just talked about with Harry Kane…?
78. Yesh, eh
79. Mason Mount? You don’t wanna bid 100m for Kane and look for a cheap / free midfielder?
80. Eh!
81. Ok fine, but you can’t afford Kane if you insist on paying… 60m for Mason Mount
82. Eh, I need a shtriker, eh
83. (See number 1 and repeat)
2. Sign non Dutch players but from Dutch league
3. Sign players ONCE in the Dutch league
4. Even if it’s Wout Weghorst…?
5. Yes, even if it’s Wout Weghorst
6. But he’s not available
7. Then loan him then, eh?
8. Loan Wout Weghorst…?
9. Yesh
10. Loan Wout Weghorst for Man Utd?
11. Yesh, eh?
12. Eh?
13. Eh!
14. Play Wout Weghorst in important Utd games
15. …what… really?
16. Yesh, eh
17. Beat City
18. Beat Barca
19. Beat Arsenal
20. Then lose 7-0 to a crap dippers side
21. How the feck did you manage that!?
22. Eh?
23. I said - HOW THE feck DID YOU MANAGE THAT!?
24. EH!
25. Nevermind
26. Say ‘f@ck’ live on Sky Sports
27. Take on Ronaldo
28. Defeat Ronaldo
29. Sign Dutch players
30. You already said that
31. Eh
32. I said, YOU ALREADY SAID THAT
33. Eh! Eh?
34. Eh?
35. Yesh
36. Sign non Dutch players but from Dutch league for huge money
37. Like who!?
38. Eh
39. LIKE WHO?
40. Like uh Antony, eh?
41. ‘Like’ Antony or actually Antony…?
42. Yesh, eh
43. Ok, I’ll look into it
44. Eh?
45. I said I’ll look into it
46. Yesh, is fecking good football
47. It’s a no go, they want 90m
48. Eh, shpunk the cash eh?
49. You want to spunk 90m on Antony…?
50. Yesh
51. 90 million?
52. Eh
53. On Antony!?
54. EH!
55. Dress sharp
56. Be bald
57. Cycle with your wife
58. Spend literally all season defending DDG
59. Declare DDG your number 1
60. Declare that you want DDG to stay
61. Let DDG sign new contract
62. Rip contract up on eve of his wedding
63. Woah dude that’s cold!
64. Eh, don’t feck me over in a cup final then eh?
65. Fair play who do want to replace him?
67. Onana eh
68. You mad bastard! I like it!
69. Oh, Glazers are fecking useless, what if they can’t get you Onana?
70. Buy Dutch
71. Right, yeah, of course
72. Do amazingly well despite having no striker
73. Make clear you want a striker
74. Make clear you want Harry Kane despite having a somewhat limited budget
75. Harry Kane declares he wants to come to Utd
76. Blow 60m on Mason Mount
77. You want to blow 60m on Mason Mount, despite what we just talked about with Harry Kane…?
78. Yesh, eh
79. Mason Mount? You don’t wanna bid 100m for Kane and look for a cheap / free midfielder?
80. Eh!
81. Ok fine, but you can’t afford Kane if you insist on paying… 60m for Mason Mount
82. Eh, I need a shtriker, eh
83. (See number 1 and repeat)
1. Don't check the Redcafe transfer thread for players to buy.
Must be able to pass a football has got to be on there.
Id say quite a few are variations on "dont give it to Maguire to bring forward" and "for Christs sake stop passing it back to De Gea"
I wish I had the spare time you have
1. 'Always Win Your Battles'. Losing a battle earns you nothing and teaches you nothing. Win your battles, or don't engage in them at all!
2: 'Never Let Them Laugh at You'. Fools laugh at everything, even at their superiors. But beware, laughter isn't harmless! Laughter spreads like a disease, and soon everyone is laughing at you. You need to strike at the source of this perverse merriment quickly to stop it from spreading.
3: 'Always Be Rested'. Fighting and adventuring take their toll on your body. When you rest, your body strengthens and repairs itself. The longer you rest, the stronger you become.
4: 'Forget Your Past'. The past is painful, and thinking about your past can only bring you misery. Think about something else instead, such as the future, or some food.
5: 'Strength Beats Strength'. Is your opponent strong? No matter! Simply overcome their strength with even more strength, and they'll soon be defeated.
6: 'Choose Your Own Fate'. Our elders teach that our fate is chosen for us before we are even born. I disagree.
7: 'Mourn Not the Dead'. When we die, do things get better for us or worse? There's no way to tell, so we shouldn't bother mourning. Or celebrating for that matter.
8: 'Travel Alone'. You can rely on nobody, and nobody will always be loyal. Therefore, nobody should be your constant companion.
9: 'Keep Your Home Tidy'. Your home is where you keep your most prized possession - yourself. Therefore, you should make an effort to keep it nice and clean.
And so on.
2: 'Never Let Them Laugh at You'. Fools laugh at everything, even at their superiors. But beware, laughter isn't harmless! Laughter spreads like a disease, and soon everyone is laughing at you. You need to strike at the source of this perverse merriment quickly to stop it from spreading.
3: 'Always Be Rested'. Fighting and adventuring take their toll on your body. When you rest, your body strengthens and repairs itself. The longer you rest, the stronger you become.
4: 'Forget Your Past'. The past is painful, and thinking about your past can only bring you misery. Think about something else instead, such as the future, or some food.
5: 'Strength Beats Strength'. Is your opponent strong? No matter! Simply overcome their strength with even more strength, and they'll soon be defeated.
6: 'Choose Your Own Fate'. Our elders teach that our fate is chosen for us before we are even born. I disagree.
7: 'Mourn Not the Dead'. When we die, do things get better for us or worse? There's no way to tell, so we shouldn't bother mourning. Or celebrating for that matter.
8: 'Travel Alone'. You can rely on nobody, and nobody will always be loyal. Therefore, nobody should be your constant companion.
9: 'Keep Your Home Tidy'. Your home is where you keep your most prized possession - yourself. Therefore, you should make an effort to keep it nice and clean.
And so on.
1. Dont
2. Stop
3. Beleving
4. Hold
5. on to
6. that
7. feeling
8...etc
2. Stop
3. Beleving
4. Hold
5. on to
6. that
7. feeling
8...etc
1. Read the caf
2. Do the opposite of what they say
3.???
4. Success
2. Do the opposite of what they say
3.???
4. Success
Ten Hag reads the caf? What is his username?
Principle 1, Stick the ball in the back of the bloody net
I think it's @Damien you cnut
"Rooney, if you want to shoot, look at your target, and use your inside foot, place it and you will score."
Mental how LVG trying to teach Rooney how to shoot.
Mental how LVG trying to teach Rooney how to shoot.
I can only admire the commitment put into this post. Bravo
Press in threes
Full backs have freedom to join the midfield to keep it narrow.
Will be hard to name 81 more.
Full backs have freedom to join the midfield to keep it narrow.
Will be hard to name 81 more.
Ten hag should make one of those scam courses where he promises to teach you his 83 principles which get you involved in his pyramid scheme
With a Free video guide, yes its a free video guide. a video guide thats free.
now give us all your personal details and credit card numbers etc.
Oh yesh! Itsha me, a-Hagio!
Why is it 83? It just makes no sense.
Sack him and bring in someone who has a proper number as part of his plan.
Sack him and bring in someone who has a proper number as part of his plan.
I hope they’re as good as Ole’s principles
It's a very specific number. I'm assuming he meant 83 actual principles from around Britain's brightest and best schools.
Hahaha
Like 38?
Damn, he's got Robert Greene beat by 35, and Jordan Peterson by a whopping 71.
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