T20 World Cup

hehe, it's only 39 runs lads

Anything can happen in T20, doncha know
 
I would do heinous things to some of the Indian lasses in this crowd.

Why is the standard of Indian women in Britain so much higher than here?

Well I can answer why there are more.

Watching our comparitive "Border Patrol" programmes -

In Australia


Interviewer : Where are you staying, who with, how long for, how much money have you got, what will you do for a job etc..

Foreigner :Um, I dont know.

Interviewer : Not good enough, you'll be put back on a plane asap. You have no right to appeal until you get home, and you will receive no food from us untill you get home. Go and sit in our holding cell untill further notice.


In England

Interviewer : So, your not sure what your plan is, O.. but you say your going to a University, ok then. Welcome. Here your basic benefits and a cheap flat to rent while your over here. Now you will have to wait for us to fill in all the paperwork for you, so please stay in our waiting room and have our buffet while you wait.



Not even exaggerating.
 
Well I can answer why there are more.

Watching our comparitive "Border Patrol" programmes -

In Australia


Interviewer : Where are you staying, who with, how long for, how much money have you got, what will you do for a job etc..

Foreigner :Um, I dont know.

Interviewer : Not good enough, you'll be put back on a plane asap. You have no right to appeal until you get home, and you will receive no food from us untill you get home. Go and sit in our holding cell untill further notice.


In England

Interviewer : So, your not sure what your plan is, O.. but you say your going to a University, ok then. Welcome. Here your basic benefits and a cheap flat to rent while your over here. Now you will have to wait for us to fill in all the paperwork for you, so please stay in our waiting room and have our buffet while you wait.




Not even exaggerating.

seems class...i might try this then feck off after enjoying the benefits :D
 
'cock out'

he he. I coined that term in the original Tevez thread a couple of years ago.

Am I not brilliant.
 
They'd be there, flashing us, if this was cricket.

Broad plays like he's just learnt how to.
 
:lol:

As much as I want to see India lose, Broad losing another game for England would amuse me.
 
The quality of on-camera totty has dwindled with India's chances.
 
19 runs = impossible.

Congratulations England on the win.
 
I can't believe there are people who still slate twenty20, this is exciting.


(Though I agree not the greatest form of cricket)