It's imperative that you get these important taunts in now Jason.....
Stickys: Too Many?
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hitman3us said:
Are you seriously blaming the mods for your lack of spelling ability?
It's been spelled that way ever since I noticed your dumb ass posting here.
If this and Yoda are examples of the quality of the newbie, maybe G_B should suspend his usual practice of letting somebody through every weekend.
By the way, it's not 'old trafford'. It's "Old Trafford". You must of missed "Capital Letters Day" at your Special School.
Keane16 said:
You're right. I've gotta get them in before he gets packed back to the newbie. And it's not as if this thread had any value whatsoever before he opened his mouth.
I'm just waiting for him to post the
If feel that it is now time to look back at one of hitmans insightful posts:
https://www.redcafe.net/showpost.php?p=1161918&postcount=39
https://www.redcafe.net/showpost.php?p=1161918&postcount=39
Keane16 said:
Hurrahh!
Dubai_Devil said:
I saw that when it was first posted in the General.
Don't forget. "Liam miller is wicked i think he came from celtic innit anyway he is man us future".
Profound analysis. The sort of thing that makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Truly words to live by.
hahahahahahahahaDubai_Devil said:
thats one of the best posts av seen on this forum in my short time of being here
He has doubts if they are as good as Giggs and Scholes
WeasteDevil said:
Thirded. (If I'm allowed to vote twice, that is...)
That is funny alright.Dubai_Devil said:
Hitman's Greatest Hits.
Inspired by the post above in which we discovered that Liam Miller is "wicked", I've gone through and gathered Hitman's greatest attacks on common sense and the English language.
So leave your sanity at the door, and prepare to come out of this thread thinking Bobby Robson is well spoken.
On Giggs:
i think he will be veteran as he is getting old but he still has the feet
On Rio:
The hair gets really in his way
On our crest:
i think the current one is great but they should make that ball on the side middle a total 90 III one the red one...
On our FA Cup tie against Everton:
nk if everton play a weak side (unlikely) then SAF would put a second strung team on and vice versa
On Liam Miller:
Liam miller is wicked i think he came from celtic innit anyway he is man us future keane or scholes
On the lengths Djemba-Djemba had to go to to try to stay at United:
yep thats true but djemba is to crap to be on the team.
On ???:
taibi should no 1 remember the chelsea match man the was dead man land for Man Utd.
On Djemba-Djemba's skills:
even in real life hes only got at defending and passing even i am
On the apparent love child of some of our young players:
fletcher richardson rossi is very good
On Mr. Posh Spice:
David Beckham - golden (in the bollock department at least) - mostly loved
On 'Big Game' Thiery:
Well it's not Henry's fault that he is overrated. I think he is great, one of the best players in the WORLD!
On world affairs:
What did the turks have ww3 with the rest of the people while I went on holiday to Isle of wight
On our transfer needs:
I agree what you are saying and we need Defenders and a winger because if Ronaldo get slide tackled doing a stepover and the Defender got confused then he might get injured and Giggs is getting old!
On Keano's replacement:
I think kleberson or djemba should replace him plus i think kleberson should play more as he is an interational
On FlashGimp:
Flash did you make this thread just to spam or what?
On Yoda:
thanks yatta
On himself:
please promote me i been trying for nearly a year im growing old.
On too many useless threads:
it makes the forum crapy
On the forum:
tic this ain't a spastic forum where you talk about your spastic heroes
'Nuff said.
This boy should be knighted.
Inspired by the post above in which we discovered that Liam Miller is "wicked", I've gone through and gathered Hitman's greatest attacks on common sense and the English language.
So leave your sanity at the door, and prepare to come out of this thread thinking Bobby Robson is well spoken.
On Giggs:
i think he will be veteran as he is getting old but he still has the feet
On Rio:
The hair gets really in his way
On our crest:
i think the current one is great but they should make that ball on the side middle a total 90 III one the red one...
On our FA Cup tie against Everton:
nk if everton play a weak side (unlikely) then SAF would put a second strung team on and vice versa
On Liam Miller:
Liam miller is wicked i think he came from celtic innit anyway he is man us future keane or scholes
On the lengths Djemba-Djemba had to go to to try to stay at United:
yep thats true but djemba is to crap to be on the team.
On ???:
taibi should no 1 remember the chelsea match man the was dead man land for Man Utd.
On Djemba-Djemba's skills:
even in real life hes only got at defending and passing even i am
On the apparent love child of some of our young players:
fletcher richardson rossi is very good
On Mr. Posh Spice:
David Beckham - golden (in the bollock department at least) - mostly loved
On 'Big Game' Thiery:
Well it's not Henry's fault that he is overrated. I think he is great, one of the best players in the WORLD!
On world affairs:
What did the turks have ww3 with the rest of the people while I went on holiday to Isle of wight
On our transfer needs:
I agree what you are saying and we need Defenders and a winger because if Ronaldo get slide tackled doing a stepover and the Defender got confused then he might get injured and Giggs is getting old!
On Keano's replacement:
I think kleberson or djemba should replace him plus i think kleberson should play more as he is an interational
On FlashGimp:
Flash did you make this thread just to spam or what?
On Yoda:
thanks yatta
On himself:
please promote me i been trying for nearly a year im growing old.
On too many useless threads:
it makes the forum crapy
On the forum:
tic this ain't a spastic forum where you talk about your spastic heroes
'Nuff said.
This boy should be knighted.
Jasonrh, you kept tabs on him or what? Is it another Flash vs Yadda thing? phunky said:
No, I just had a spare 15 minutes to look through his previous posts. Seeing how funny the Miller thing was, I knew there'd be comedy gold in there.
Whether it becomes another Flash-Yadda thing I dunno. He has already threatened my life (which took Yadda several days, iirc), but he's not yet admitted to naming himself after grown men in diapers or posted a single
smiley. Enlightening stuff Jas
Yeah, he's worth a laugh alright. Be careful though, he's a hitman.
we know he's a hitman, that much has been established beyond doubt....it's the '3us' bit....that sounds very sinister if you ask me. I bet it's something truly amazing that'll make the hitman part look sissy and will completely blow our minds.
or it might have something to do with a video game
or it might have something to do with a video game
3us means united stated and there three of us hitmen and im the third best but i could get number one to kill you all
jason maybe if you showed the whole post and not the part that shows that i am an idiot an people would get a clearer picture
in this pot you would only take out the i am an idiot part innit. you racist crap. i dont post smileys because i aint bothered to go to advanced post.
i would also like to say you racist cnut (jason) that why are you taking every inch of your mind to annoy me?
i think you should really think if you want viruses and trojans that not even the best anti-virus detectors cant get rid of.
or maybe i should call a few of my hundreds of people i have as back up to track you down or maybe report you to the police.
jason maybe if you showed the whole post and not the part that shows that i am an idiot an people would get a clearer picture
in this pot you would only take out the i am an idiot part innit. you racist crap. i dont post smileys because i aint bothered to go to advanced post.
i would also like to say you racist cnut (jason) that why are you taking every inch of your mind to annoy me?
i think you should really think if you want viruses and trojans that not even the best anti-virus detectors cant get rid of.
or maybe i should call a few of my hundreds of people i have as back up to track you down or maybe report you to the police.
hitman3us said:
So you and your 11 year old friends had a contest as to who was better on Playstation, then? If you're the third most dangerous, I'd hate to see the 4th.
hitman3us said:
I've reprinted your entire post here, and you still look like a total bellend.
hitman3us said:
Why am I a racist cnut? Because I think you're a waste of air? I don't know or care what you are, other than being an idiot. You're going to get really far in life just screaming 'racist' at people the moment they point out you're an idiot, especially because I can assure you that anyone with an IQ high enough to be able to wipe their own ass will think you're an idiot, regardless of race, creed, or color. Stupidity is universal, and you are pretty universally stupid.
I can assure you that this it takes only the tiniest amount of effort to take the piss out of you. This is because you are a complete moron who is incapable of even the most basic communiciation or reading comprehension.
hitman3us said:
You're a tough little boy, aren't you?
hitman3us said:
What are they going to do? Throw their diapers at me?
Go ahead. Report me to the police. Tell them "He's a racist because he thinks Nike are involved in a PR stunt. He should be arrested. I threatened to kill him and thousands of other people, to send him computer viruses, and to get my hundreds of friends to track him down and murder him, but he still wouldn't stop making fun of me!"
There. Now I've reprinted complete post of yours for others to evaluate.
"Duh Hitman Is Spoken!"
He is an arse idol threats over the internet, great stuff.Dave_B said:
I am sensng another banning soon. The knives are being sharpened...the banning stick is being raised in anger.
FLASHWOK said:I am sensng another banning soon. The knives are being sharpened...the banning stick is being raised in anger.
Maybe hitman is Yoda's younger (much younger) brother or something.
who the hell is yoda?
and now i shall call truce jason if you do to mainly to stop getting banned.
and now i shall call truce jason if you do to mainly to stop getting banned.
hitman3us said:
Sure, whatever.
Just don't call people racists and threaten people and stuff.
sms has a great deal to answer for.
And this thread will undoubtably make it to the classics forum whixh will be its third home. Record?
And it has really cheered me up that we have had another death threat after such a long break.
And this thread will undoubtably make it to the classics forum whixh will be its third home. Record?
And it has really cheered me up that we have had another death threat after such a long break.
Has the hitman been banned?
looks like it Flash, he was living this place up its dead on here laterly.FLASHWOK said:
Yep
Stoned.Rose said:
what did it? I missed most of it...was it the death threats or just general annoyance?
To be honest, it's amazing he lasted as long as he did...
Death threats got me thinking about.
But when i read the virus threats that was it for me i dont like them at all.
But when i read the virus threats that was it for me i dont like them at all.
Stoned.Rose said:
good call indeed...I have enough trouble with mild crap like popups or spyware let alone something more serious...his pseudo text speak wasn't much help either
So who's next Flash?
Yadda out, hitman cast aside.......newbie's wanted and fast I'd say, unless a more established poster were to be targeted.....
Yadda out, hitman cast aside.......newbie's wanted and fast I'd say, unless a more established poster were to be targeted.....
We should put up a classified ad in the newbie.
Would you like to be mercilessly abused?
Do you have what it takes to be the next poster banned by Red Cafe?
Are you, stupid, immature and lack a basic command of the English language as well as a penchhant for text speak and bad grammar?
You could be the poster we're looking for!!!!
Apply Within...Please make sure you have very thin skin and an array of colorfull language.
Looking forward to getting to know, abusing and banning you!
Would you like to be mercilessly abused?
Do you have what it takes to be the next poster banned by Red Cafe?
Are you, stupid, immature and lack a basic command of the English language as well as a penchhant for text speak and bad grammar?
You could be the poster we're looking for!!!!
Apply Within...Please make sure you have very thin skin and an array of colorfull language.
Looking forward to getting to know, abusing and banning you!
Send applications to:
Flashwank and Jason "Bush" Rh.
c/o Red Cafe General Forum
Flashwank and Jason "Bush" Rh.
c/o Red Cafe General Forum
It's too bad, though. I was looking forward to our little truce.
Stoned.Rose said:
feck sakes Stoned i was about to do that
i fecking hate txt language and people who dont use punctuation!
"Are you, stupid, immature and lack a basic command of the English language as well as a penchhant for text speak and bad grammar?"
"colorfull"
Heh heh heh
"colorfull"
Heh heh heh
I missed this thread