State your utter disapproval with our transfer window

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Utter bollox, Neymar wants a move, get the cheque book Eddie, sign Mbappe and Maradona already.
 
The new season is less than 3 months away and no signings. Wtf is going on?????
 
Come on Woody. It's 1.20am and I have just signed 5 players for United....on PES Mobile.

No negotiating, no long drawn out process. Just demonstrate talent with a few games won (yes I guess that is more than we have done recently too) and then boom 5 players signed.

Come on it really is that easy.

All this contract noise is just hot air. Just say oi YOU, wanna play for United....then job done. Forget the dosh...as Evra said he'd play for free....disclaimer minimum £150k a week.
 
Id just like to say RIP to the OP. No way you're making it to deadline day mate.
 
Can't see us making many signings until we clear out the players that either aren't good enough or don't suit how we plan to play next season. There's still too many players that have huge wages that need to be moved on and should only be replaced with players that will actually fit the team and our style of play. I'm assuming Ole will play counter style football next year and all our players need to suit it. Throwing money at big players hasn't worked for us because they haven't been signed to fit our team. Until we have some sort of idea and structure in place signing anyone is pointless.
 
Wow Madrid got Jovic, supposedly the number 9 everyone rates as the most promising. Even Militao is supposed to be very good. I feel Madrid have become very sensible in the transfer market much moreso than Barca.

Also could Sane to Bayern pave the way for Sancho to City breaking all our hearts? *Weeps*
 
Ive got a bad feeling it will be a bad window for us i dont belive we are going to sign anyone of value,without sigining the ones like De Light or Jao Felix i dont see us going back on top anytime soon.
I dont belive in ouer scout team either,so we are not going to sign some youngster becoming world class soon.
So without miricle man manager we are done for good few years.
Same here. My dear is that we'll see stamina and physicality being prioritized instead of technical excellence.

We need to act swiftly. Given many top teams will buy big this summer we can't be caught napping.
 
You know what would be cool? Changing the transfer window to a single day in june. One single day to get every single deal done. It would be so epic. Then we could get our disappointment out the way quick instead of it being dragged out like the last few years.

It's just a registration window. You can sign players any time in the year but can only register in specific window.
 
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I suspect that kid from the championship will be the only forward we sign.

Perhaps not the only forward but one of the early signings most likely. I expect some low key signings (not meaning that they will be useless) this window. Not much hope of a couple of big, exciting names. We shall see.
 
Need to sell first. I am more concerned by the lack of links to our deadwood. No real Darmian, Rojo, Bailly links yet. At least Sanchez and Lukaku are getting repeatedly linked to Italy. De Gea and Pogba also repeatedly linked, but nothing on Pereira, Martial, Fred, Mata links have gone quiet too.

Our ability to add to the squad size is limited by our ability to reduce it. Looks more likely that our top players will leave while we get stuck with the deadwood.
 
Wouldn't surprise me if We sign Lee Mack for the laugh at this rate
 
I think this indicates that we’re not signing anyone.

Youngy at right back next season.
 
Come on Woody. It's 1.20am and I have just signed 5 players for United....on PES Mobile.

No negotiating, no long drawn out process. Just demonstrate talent with a few games won (yes I guess that is more than we have done recently too) and then boom 5 players signed.

Come on it really is that easy.

All this contract noise is just hot air. Just say oi YOU, wanna play for United....then job done. Forget the dosh...as Evra said he'd play for free....disclaimer minimum £150k a week.
It's so easy, Woodward is just shite at it.
 
You joke about this.

But after hearing Ole speak about Young I'd be shocked if he wasn't our RB next season.
Yeah, I’m not sure I was joking. He’ll definitely get at least 20 games next season. Probably as captain.
 
We'll soon sign the reverse flash from the Championship
 
I wonder if any of those on that OP list would have come to us if we had CL football ?
 
I get that this thread is a wind up but fast forward to beginning of August and I think people will be losing it big time.

I think we'll finish lower than 6th next year.
 
We did sign that 14 year old Norwegian who will join in 1.5 years time :=)
 
I think this indicates that we’re not signing anyone.

Youngy at right back next season.

I think this y thing may be sticky!

...............de Geay.........
Youngy....Jonesy....Smally....Shawy
....................Maticy.........................
.....McTominay.....Pogbe............
..Lingy..............Rashy...........Marshy
 
I get that this thread is a wind up but fast forward to beginning of August and I think people will be losing it big time.

I think we'll finish lower than 6th next year.

It's not a wind up....you simply must state your utter disapproval. The quicker you get it in the better it will feel....!
 
I think this y thing may be sticky!

...............de Geay.........
Youngy....Jonesy....Smally....Shawy
....................Maticy.........................
.....McTominay.....Pogbe............
..Lingy..............Rashy...........Marshy

................Cilleseny................
Youngy....Smally--Jonesy...Shawy
.....Freddy---Maticy---McTy.......
.....Jamesy--Rashy--Marshy

You should be more optimistic, you'll sign James but lose Pogba to Real. Coutinho will turn you down on deadline day and go to Juve, Dybala will also say no and head to Atletico and after a whole summer of chasing both Ed will have no plan B. Oh and DDG will go and be replaced by Cillesen for 80 million quid! :D

EDIT: You could also buy Bale for a ridiculous sum of cash on deadline day to save face, but he'll get injured tripping as he walks to his unveiling and be out till Feb.
 
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