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The points raised in the Rey video are valid though - if she is his daughter, there's a LOT of explaining to do.
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The points raised in the Rey video are valid though - if she is his daughter, there's a LOT of explaining to do.
I reckon he can swerve his way round most of them. Plus I think it's a fairly good bet she was at his Academy, so even if it wasn't his kid he'd still have dumped a small child to her apparent doom, which is harsh whatever her parentage. Then there's the option that it was Kylo that shoved her there, maybe after not being able to kill her (as she was his little cousin!).
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The points raised in the Rey video are valid though - if she is his daughter, there's a LOT of explaining to do.
As long as she's not a bloody virgin birth reincarnation of Anakin I'll be fine.
Is Nostrils back for this one?
Well, he's the one responsible for everything.
Well, I quite like the title really, looking forward to it!
I reckon Rey is Kenobi's daughter.
No chance. Way too young.
I doubt it. Rey is late teens/early twenties, and TFA is set 33 years after he dies. Even if he'd picked up some fanny in the cantina when the audience wasn't looking, he'd be too old to get it up anyway.
Im thinking grand-daughter somehow. Would be funny if she is, and also the long lost daughter of Luke, thats why shes so strong. Double connection. One of Lukes hook-ups, with somebody nobody knew was alive (until we get the spinoff
)Tom Hardy is rumored to play a storm trooper
Yeah, also Yoda was somehow related on the orgy, together with Mace Windu, Palpatine and his master Darth Jar Jar Snoke.Im thinking grand-daughter somehow. Would be funny if she is, and also the long lost daughter of Luke, thats why shes so strong. Double connection. One of Lukes hook-ups, with somebody nobody knew was alive (until we get the spinoff
Lets make a latin telenovela.
Aye like Daniel Craig in the last one
Tom Hardy is rumored to play a storm trooper
Ade Edmonson is in it as well.
Im thinking grand-daughter somehow. Would be funny if she is, and also the long lost daughter of Luke, thats why shes so strong. Double connection. One of Lukes hook-ups, with somebody nobody knew was alive (until we get the spinoff
Aye, sorry would be great grand daughter. Getting Luke and Anakin mixed up. She's a Kenobi though I reckon.
As long as she wasn't spawned by semi-conscious space bacteria, I'm largely fine with it
Midichlorian gang bang...
Aaaaand I will drop my weapon. Such a nice deadpan line that was.
Should be a trailer released today, around 4pm.
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*wees self with excitement*
It looks good but I refuse to get my hopes up.
You'd think Rey would just get a jacket with sleeves instead of insisting on arm bandages as a form of clothing.
Trailer looked good and wasn't using pure nostalgia to sell it.
Trailer looked good and wasn't using pure nostalgia to sell it.
Walker battle and what looks like an epic Space battle. #sold
Nice teaser. I think thats the only reason I watched it, cos its a teaser rather than a trailer
I am so hyped up for this! I love everything* Star Wars so much. December can't come fast enough.
*this should not and does not include Jar Jar
*this should not and does not include Jar Jar
A bit shit I thought.
I think I know what Luke's sentence in the end means. Will spoiler it later (as in, put it between spoiler tags).
Dont understand the hype with Star Wars at all. I'll watch it but as a series, I think they're only good, not amazing. Hated Rogue One.
It's strange with Star Wars, I think it's definitely greater than the sum of its parts. Is there one truly great film in the entire thing? Empire maybe? But it's this huge complex universe with more depth than any other film series. It's a little bizarre that it's spawned all this.
A bit meh. That said I liked Rogue One so this may do well.
Because of the characters, lore and mixture of politics and magic/religion (the force).
If you were born in the 70s and grew up with it, the chances are you will follow it forever.
I love every film - even the 'bad' ones.
That trailer is
spot on this.Because of the characters, lore and mixture of politics and magic/religion (the force).
If you were born in the 70s and grew up with it, the chances are you will follow it forever.
I love every film - even the 'bad' ones.
That trailer is
Pretty much the first film I went to see on my own was Star Wars.
I have been hooked ever since , watched them all many times , even the bad ones.
Because of the characters, lore and mixture of politics and magic/religion (the force).
If you were born in the 70s and grew up with it, the chances are you will follow it forever.
I love every film - even the 'bad' ones.
That trailer is
Exactly what Peanut Butter said.
I don't care how old and jaded I get, when the opening music starts on a new Star Wars movie I am transported to being 5 years old in a tiny hot theatre in the middle of the summer in the late 1970s all over again.
Trailer wasn't anything special but I love that poster. I'm going to try and avoid all future trailers.
And is it just me who doesn't particularly like the space battles? The final battle in New Hope was great as it was pivotal to the story, but the rest of them are usually a case of "hurry up and get back to the action on the ground".
And is it just me who doesn't particularly like the space battles? The final battle in New Hope was great as it was pivotal to the story, but the rest of them are usually a case of "hurry up and get back to the action on the ground".
Yeah the space battles are my least favourite part of Star Wars but I know some people that love them.
I am hyped for this new one. I never go to the cinema these days but always make an effort for a new Star Wars.
Because of the characters, lore and mixture of politics and magic/religion (the force).
If you were born in the 70s and grew up with it, the chances are you will follow it forever.
I love every film - even the 'bad' ones.
That trailer is
Yep. Star Wars is just a special thing for one particular generation whilst everyone else sees it as a franchise of extremely variable quality. Harry Potter is the same for people born in the 90s.
Good comparison that.
Maybe she is the reincarnation of Yoda. However space bacteria immaculate birth. The balance and all that of the force. She's the new chosen one