This might be the worst use of the English language I have ever seen.
Edit: sorry, I hadn’t seen the second one when I first replied.
Songs for Højlund
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This might be the worst use of the English language I have ever seen.
Edit: sorry, I hadn’t seen the second one when I first replied.
Højlund Højlund to the tune of the dortmund song for Haaland
Score us a goal you big blonde bastard
We've got the Great Dane
We'll turn him loose on you
When you least suspect he'll smash through your defense and ruin you
TV on the Radio - Wolf like me.
We'll turn him loose on you
When you least suspect he'll smash through your defense and ruin you
TV on the Radio - Wolf like me.
So here he is, United’s Rasmus,
Banging goals in just for fun
Look to the future now
It’s only just begun
Banging goals in just for fun
Look to the future now
It’s only just begun
Tune of Don't Cry For Me Argentina
It wasn't easy, we went deranged,
couldn't begin to explain how we felt;
But we needed goals after all that's been done,
You won't believe us, all you will see is a young lad that's new,
Although he's our world class 9,
pissing in goals all just for fun
He had to let it happen, he had to come,
couldn't stay a farmer all his life,
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun,
So he chose freedom, running around, every game he'll score a few,
And no one can stop him at all,
We never expected them to,
Don't cry for us, any longer
The truth is, we've found our striker
All through our wild days, our mad existence
Boss kept his promise
We'll keep on cheering
It wasn't easy, we went deranged,
couldn't begin to explain how we felt;
But we needed goals after all that's been done,
You won't believe us, all you will see is a young lad that's new,
Although he's our world class 9,
pissing in goals all just for fun
He had to let it happen, he had to come,
couldn't stay a farmer all his life,
Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun,
So he chose freedom, running around, every game he'll score a few,
And no one can stop him at all,
We never expected them to,
Don't cry for us, any longer
The truth is, we've found our striker
All through our wild days, our mad existence
Boss kept his promise
We'll keep on cheering
Rasmus loves me! This I know, for the CAF tells me so.
Bitter ones to him belong; they are weak but Ras is strong!
Yes, Rasmus loves me!
Bitter ones to him belong; they are weak but Ras is strong!
Yes, Rasmus loves me!
The Rasmus (Hojlund)
No sleep, no sleep until I'm done with finding the answer
Won't stop before I find the cure for this Glazer cancer
And sometimes I feel like going down and so disconnected
But somehow I know that i am haunted to be wanted
I've been watching, I've been waiting in Bergamo
For my time
I've been searching, I've been living for United
All my life
No sleep, no sleep until I'm done with finding the answer
Won't stop before I find the cure for this Glazer cancer
And sometimes I feel like going down and so disconnected
But somehow I know that i am haunted to be wanted
I've been watching, I've been waiting in Bergamo
For my time
I've been searching, I've been living for United
All my life
Rasmus wo oo ooah
Rasmus wo oo ooah
feck off Haaa aa aland
We've got our Hojlund
Rasmus wo oo ooah
feck off Haaa aa aland
We've got our Hojlund
Rasmus Højlund…
he's our hero,
Who’s gonna smash
You’all to zero…
(Rhymes with Captain Planet theme song)
he's our hero,
Who’s gonna smash
You’all to zero…
(Rhymes with Captain Planet theme song)
He’s big
He’s blonde
His left foot is a wand
Hoj-lund
Hoj-lund
He’s blonde
His left foot is a wand
Hoj-lund
Hoj-lund
We’ve signed Rasmus Hojlund
But we’re still miserable cnuts
But we’re still miserable cnuts
I asked ChatGPT to come up with one. here it is:
Uncanny. We do love to always mention where they were born, for some reason.
Uncanny. We do love to always mention where they were born, for some reason.
Oh, Hojlund in the sun ... shame that Harry Belafonte won't be here to sing it.
we wish you a merry Rasmus
we wish you a merry Rasmus
we wish you a merry Rasmus
now score us a goal
we wish you a merry Rasmus
we wish you a merry Rasmus
now score us a goal
Hoj Lund
Wherever you may be
You did not come from Ajax
It’s ok, it’s alright
You’re a red and we still love you
Wherever you may be
You did not come from Ajax
It’s ok, it’s alright
You’re a red and we still love you
To there’s no limit
Ra ra,
ra ra ra ra,
ra ra ra ra
Ra ra Rasmus Hojland!
Ra ra,
ra ra ra ra,
ra ra ra ra
Ra ra Rasmus Hojland!
That’s fecking good. I like that.
To the tunes of Ricola advertisement.
RAS-MUS HOJ-LUUUNNNDDD
(preferably with an Alphorn accompanying it)
RAS-MUS HOJ-LUUUNNNDDD
(preferably with an Alphorn accompanying it)
What in the world?
Chat GPT has no soul, that's why.
Of pronunciation I've seen is correct it's
"Hoy-Lun"
So anything with "Rollin" in would be good.
Theme from Rawhide
Rollin in the deep
Proud Mary
"Hoy-Lun"
So anything with "Rollin" in would be good.
Theme from Rawhide
Rollin in the deep
Proud Mary
Oh, Rasmus Hojlund, mighty and bold,
In your name, our tale unfolds.
With skill and grace, we'll take the field,
A force of strength, we shall wield.
Through trials and tests, we stand strong,
In unity, we shall belong.
With every challenge, we'll rise above,
In your legacy, we find love.
Rasmus Hojlund, hear our cry,
In your honor, we'll reach the sky.
With passion and heart, we'll face the fight,
Guided by your brilliant light.
In your name, our tale unfolds.
With skill and grace, we'll take the field,
A force of strength, we shall wield.
Through trials and tests, we stand strong,
In unity, we shall belong.
With every challenge, we'll rise above,
In your legacy, we find love.
Rasmus Hojlund, hear our cry,
In your honor, we'll reach the sky.
With passion and heart, we'll face the fight,
Guided by your brilliant light.
Please stop with ChatGpt 
He scores goals
He scores goals
That man Hojlund
he score goals....today
He scores goals
That man Hojlund
he score goals....today
He'll be watching
He'll be waiting
In the shadows
To score goals
He'll be waiting
In the shadows
To score goals
You can stick your Erling Haaland up your arse
You can stick your Erling Haaland up your arse
You can stick your Erling Haaland, cos weve got Rasmus Hojlund
You can stick your Erling Haaland up your arse
repeat
You can stick your Erling Haaland up your arse
You can stick your Erling Haaland, cos weve got Rasmus Hojlund
You can stick your Erling Haaland up your arse
repeat
Rasmus Höjlund, he came from Denmark
The twats on Caf said the price's off mark
80 billion (plus 50 bonuses) down the drain
Rasmus Höjlund scores again
The twats on Caf said the price's off mark
80 billion (plus 50 bonuses) down the drain
Rasmus Höjlund scores again
Højlund, Højlund, Højlund
He’s from Denmark like Cristian yo,
He goes left, He goes right, He makes the defences look shi*e,
He’s our Danish magnifico..
He’s from Denmark like Cristian yo,
He goes left, He goes right, He makes the defences look shi*e,
He’s our Danish magnifico..
Proud Rasmus keeps on scorin'
Hoylun....
Hoylun...
Hoylun with the winner!
Hoylun....
Hoylun...
Hoylun with the winner!
To the tune of Thunder - by Imagine dragons
Just a young gun with a quick fuse
Danish Viking, wanna let loose
He was dreaming of bigger things and
Joined the army of Man Yoo
See the hammer, drop the shoulder
In the box, on his left, have a shot
In the corner, it's a stunner
See the lightning before the thunder (thunder)
Thunder, feel the thunder,(clap clap clap) lighting then the thunder
Thunder, feel the thunder,(clap clap clap) lighting then the thunder
Just a young gun with a quick fuse
Danish Viking, wanna let loose
He was dreaming of bigger things and
Joined the army of Man Yoo
See the hammer, drop the shoulder
In the box, on his left, have a shot
In the corner, it's a stunner
See the lightning before the thunder (thunder)
Thunder, feel the thunder,(clap clap clap) lighting then the thunder
Thunder, feel the thunder,(clap clap clap) lighting then the thunder
It is a truth universally acknowledged that caftards cannot scan.
Say ooh ah up the Rasmus
Say ooh ah up the Rasmus
Say ooh ah up the Rasmus
Something with a Danish theme?
Lego
Lego Lego Lego
Hoy…Lund
Hoy…Lund
Lego
Lego Lego Lego
Hoy…Lund
Hoy…Lund
.
Lego
Lego Lego Lego
Hoy…Lund
Hoy…Lund
Lego
Lego Lego Lego
Hoy…Lund
Hoy…Lund
.
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Rasmus, ooh-la-la
Want your goals oh so bad
To the tune of bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Rasmus, ooh-la-la
Want your goals oh so bad
To the tune of bad romance
To the Rolling Stones song, “Get off my cloud”
( this is just made for a crowd chant)
HOY
LUND
Get off my cloud
HOY
LUND
Get off my cloud
He scores goals
like no other one
Just for fun.
.
( this is just made for a crowd chant)
HOY
LUND
Get off my cloud
HOY
LUND
Get off my cloud
He scores goals
like no other one
Just for fun.
.
This was how Weghorst being introduced to RedCafe. Everyone wrote a song about him, only to call him donkey 2 months later.
You are my Højlund, my only Højlund
You make me happy when skys are grey
Though Erlind Haaland, they claim was cheaper
Please don't take my Højlund away
Props for originality
You make me happy when skys are grey
Though Erlind Haaland, they claim was cheaper
Please don't take my Højlund away
Props for originality
Weggie Weggie Weggie
Weggie Weggie Weggie
Two left feet
and lots of height
He turned out
To be a load of sh**e
.
Weggie Weggie Weggie
Two left feet
and lots of height
He turned out
To be a load of sh**e
.
I asked ChatGPT:
(To the tune of "Hey Baby" by DJ Ötzi)
Oh, Rasmus Højlund, he's quite a sight,
With moves so smooth, he's dynamite!
He dribbles past, he scores with glee,
A football wizard, can't you see?
He's got the skills, he's got the flair,
Defenders quake when he's in the air!
With every touch, the crowd's in awe,
Oh, Rasmus Højlund, he's football's law!
From left to right, he'll twist and turn,
Opponents left, their ankles burn!
His goals are wild, his tricks are fun,
In Rasmus' game, we've all won!
So let's all cheer, let's raise a toast,
For Rasmus Højlund, our football boast!
He'll take us far, he'll make us proud,
With him on our team, we stand unbowed!
(To the tune of "Hey Baby" by DJ Ötzi)
Oh, Rasmus Højlund, he's quite a sight,
With moves so smooth, he's dynamite!
He dribbles past, he scores with glee,
A football wizard, can't you see?
He's got the skills, he's got the flair,
Defenders quake when he's in the air!
With every touch, the crowd's in awe,
Oh, Rasmus Højlund, he's football's law!
From left to right, he'll twist and turn,
Opponents left, their ankles burn!
His goals are wild, his tricks are fun,
In Rasmus' game, we've all won!
So let's all cheer, let's raise a toast,
For Rasmus Højlund, our football boast!
He'll take us far, he'll make us proud,
With him on our team, we stand unbowed!