Songs for De Ligt

It'll be whatever one fits one of four or five tunes every football song in the history of the world has been set to. Props to everyone optimistically throwing out modern pop songs. But if it isn't a tune your average 53 year old bloke can't already hum or whistle with some degree of confidence - it isn't happening.
Most United fans won’t even be able to pronounce his name properly, a 4 letter name.
 
To the tune of My Neck, My Back (Lick it) by Khia

My defence, my attack,
De Ligt my block and my pass

My defence, my attack
De Ligt my block and my pass
 
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon De Ligt.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until Stoke away on a rainy night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know De Ligt is always gonna be there any way.
 
Isn't it pronounced more like "De Licked"?

Everyone is going for "light" to rhyme, but I'm sure that's not how it is said?

Can any Dutch posters confirm? @NLunited
 
Childish one incoming.

He's Strong, He's Quick
He better than Van Dik
It's De Ligt
 
Let De Ligt hack you down
Til' you say stop
Let him play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let him do all the things you want him to do
Cuz tonight baby De Ligt's playing for Man Yoo!

To the tune of Another Level - Freak Me for the uncultured among us :lol:
 
Let De Ligt hack you down
Til' you say stop
Let him play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let him do all the things you want him to do
Cuz tonight baby De Ligt's playing for Man Yoo!

To the tune of Another Level - Freak Me for the uncultured among us :lol:
:nervous:
 
We need a mural on a house so we can call the area that.

For a song I was thinking more along the lines of:

"You see, I am Wonder Mike (Smalling), and I'd like to say hello
To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang-bang the ball in to the Zirkzee
Say up jump the goalie to the bang-bang bullet
Let's rock, you don't stop those
Rock the finish that'll make your goalie rock"

Or something.
How about

A with a hip-chop, the CB to the CB
De Ligt, shit pot and you don't stop the nod-in
Of the Am’dam buddy, say up jump the buddy
To the flick-on of the Bruno set-piece

Provided Georgson can get us going again on that front
 
Is his name actually pronounced 'De Light'? Or is it more like 'De League'??
 
De Ligt my fire,
You're love is my only desire,
De Ligt my fire,
Cause I need your love
 
to the tune of the adams family

Mathias de Ligt *clap clap*
Mathias de Ligt *clap clap*

Mathias de Ligt
Mathias de Ligt
Mathias de Ligt

*clap clap*

He used to play for Bayern
Ten Haag really like em
His country loves the Ganja

Mathias de Ligt

do do doo dooooo *clap clap*
do do doo dooooo *clap clap*
do do doo dooooo
do do doo dooooo
do do doo dooooo
*clap clap*
 
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little Matthijs De Ligt
Seeing Licha & you together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of watchin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Matthijs De Ligt
Maaaaaatthijs De Ligt
 
To the Tune of Give Me the Night by George Benson:

When attacks are in the air and shots are everywhere

Just give me de Ligt

City are sh*t

Just give me de Ligt

City are sh*t
 
To the tune of this little light of mine

This little De Ligt of mine
He's gonna let us shine
Oh, this little De Ligt of mine
He's going to let us shine
Let us shine, all the time, let us shine

All around Old Trafford
He's gonna let us shine
All around Old Trafford
He's gonna let us shine
All around Old Trafford

This little De Ligt of mine
 
Gonna find my Mainoo, gonna hold him tight
Gonna sign a Dutchman named Mathjis De Ligt
Ten Hags view on signing him was 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the end of the transfer window night?
When everything's a little calmer without Harry Maguire
And we know the other option was Victor Lindelof….

Afternoon De Ligt!
 
Isn't it pronounced more like "De Licked"?

Everyone is going for "light" to rhyme, but I'm sure that's not how it is said?

Can any Dutch posters confirm? @NLunited
Indeed and it is actually de Ligt (de = the ligt) but instead of ck you pronounce it with ch (as in loch Scottish prenounciation.) . Ligt comes from lying down . And than he/she is lies in bed or lays forgive my me for my english mate
 
Indeed and it is actually de Ligt (de = the ligt) but instead of ck you pronounce it with ch (as in loch Scottish prenounciation.) . Ligt comes from lying down . And than he/she is lies in bed or lays forgive my me for my english mate
Thank you! I’ll remember you for the next Dutch player we sign whose name I can’t pronounce
 
«Im so deligted, i just cant hide it. You're about to lose the ball and i think i like it.»

By mixing up the lyrics from the song: Im so excited by The pointer sisters

I cant put in media in my post yet, but its a classic.
 
I’m going to go ahead and say that some of these aren’t going to catch on :lol: