Socceraid (ITV 1 now, KO 7.30)

Gareth Gates is off. good news, he's been shit

Stam shitting his pants again, Craig David is coming on soon.
 
Shearer....to Sheringham...to Craig Daviiii---oh..
 
Shearer gets his hat trick maybe.

I love how the ROTW cry offside failing to see that Kielty brought a man on the line.