Wage thief.
He's stealing a wage from this football club.
All the money our fans put into the club, he's stealing that money and pissing on the fans.
He got picked today and most United fans with a braincell shuddered, then there were others who proclaimed "he helps Evra out".
Of course really he doesn't. Chelsea first two goals were from the right hand side, on both occasions Ashley Young stood there ball watching just like he did against Man city earlier in the season when he was picked for "defensive duties".
A few others stated Januzaj would not do a job going back and that Young would help on counter attacks as well.
As expected that was a nonsense theory, Young did feck all defensively and feck all offensively, it turned out the only time we carried a threat from the left was when Januzaj went out there, making Ashley Youngs inclusion in today's match completely pointless. Shock horror.
"I'll take some set pieces". How many rotten free kicks and rotten corners does this guy have to take before someone says "hey step back". Why does he continually put himself forward for something he's not good at doing.
No desire, no balls, no talent, no ability, nothing, absolute diddly squat, yet our managers continue to pick him, he runs out there with his stupid fecking long arms and his stupid fecking hunchback and his stupid fecking boots and his stupid fecking haircut and his stupid fecking gloves, diving all over the place, taking home over 100k a week.
Repeated shitness can be tolerated to some extent, (see Valencia and Evra, at least they're trying and appear visibly upset by our crapness this season). But this guy? Looks like he couldn't give a feck. What is it that he does that makes Manchester United managers think "Oh I'm going to pick Young today". I'd love to know. Is it this imaginary defensive stability that he brings? Or this imaginary ability to produce a good cross? or this imaginary ability to deliver one competent set piece?
Just go away Young, just go.