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So he made first his merch logo and connected with cringe Ronaldo thing, damn, take a bow
 
I can’t understand why he wouldn’t want to be scoring goals and playing football at West Ham after doing so well there. Celebrating Ronaldo goals from the bench can’t be that good when it’s another year of your career down the tube.
 
some proper weird feckers here... he is happy and having fun.. relax.
 
Amazes me folk don't like Lingard.


Been at the club from no age, he can be a bit cringy, but hes a top lad.

Man of the match today and can't even get a game for us :lol:
 
I love that he's doing that just so he can get under peoples skin you absolute bores.
 
I love that he's doing that just so he can get under peoples skin you absolute bores.
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I imagine if one were to watch someone flinging faeces at people and didn't find it hilarious they would also be boring old codgers as well?
 
Amazes me folk don't like Lingard.


Been at the club from no age, he can be a bit cringy, but hes a top lad.

Man of the match today and can't even get a game for us :lol:
Cause he has been underwhelming for a while when he played for us. Getting it done against Andorra isn’t the same as playing in the premier league. Plus who exactly is he going to replace in the starting lineup? All the attackers we have who play in his position are better than him.
 
Cause he has been underwhelming for a while when he played for us. Getting it done against Andorra isn’t the same as playing in the premier league. Plus who exactly is he going to replace in the starting lineup? All the attackers we have who play in his position are better than him.


So he's hated because he hasn't done it for a while?


100% he not getting into our team, I'm not claiming anything different, why I was laughing at him not even getting a sniff for us but getting in a stacked England squad.
 
So he's hated because he hasn't done it for a while?


100% he not getting into our team, I'm not claiming anything different, why I was laughing at him not even getting a sniff for us but getting in a stacked England squad.
Hate is prolly a strong word. But yes people are frustrated with his lack of strong performances for us. Also he isn’t getting into a stacked England team. The whole team was rotated. And they are missing players.

Surely that wasn’t hard to see? The likes of Sterling, Mount, Foden, Sancho, Grealish and Rashford were missing due to the injury and rest. He will not get a start if all of them are in the squad.
 
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I imagine if one were to watch someone flinging faeces at people and didn't find it hilarious they would also be boring old codgers as well?

Yes the example is exactly the same as what Jesse did
 
Objectively speaking, is this the worst thing ever?

I mean it must be up there.
 
I don't object to it as much as I find the whole idea of a pre-planned orchestrated fan-wide celebration of something that should be a spontaneous outburst of joy and emotion to be fundamentally annoying.

I'd rather fans just lost their shit in the moment rather than immediately being concerned about doing "it" too soon, or not soon enough or out of pitch or...feck it Dave, why did you do it then? You put me off you prick. Next time when he scores when it's time to do it I'll tap you on the shoulder and then we can do it together, okay? Why do you ruin everything Dave? You wanker.
 
Lingard will be proper bantz JLingz trying to dab his way into nightclubs whilst his 24 year old grandchild tries to pretend she doesn't know him.
 
Objectively speaking, is this the worst thing ever?

I mean it must be up there.
It's close.

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Amazes me folk don't like Lingard.


Been at the club from no age, he can be a bit cringy, but hes a top lad.

Man of the match today and can't even get a game for us :lol:
It was a 2nd string England team against one of the worst international teams out there . Some context needed
 

It's not boring though. People who call everyone else boring are boring themselves. Like that prick at weddings who insists everyone is 'boring' for not wanting to dance. feck off with that. Your idea of 'fun' doesn't instantly translate as someone being 'boring'. If someone scores a goal I want my reaction to be genuine and spontaneous not like some fecking teenage school girl with a routine to her favourite Bros song. I'm not going to practice 'siuuuuu' in front of a mirror with a hairbrush for anyone and won't be called 'boring' for refusing to do it either.
 
It's not boring though. People who call everyone else boring are boring themselves. Like that prick at weddings who insists everyone is 'boring' for not wanting to dance. feck off with that. Your idea of 'fun' doesn't instantly translate as someone being 'boring'. If someone scores a goal I want my reaction to be genuine and spontaneous not like some fecking teenage school girl with a routine to her favourite Bros song. I'm not going to practice 'siuuuuu' in front of a mirror with a hairbrush for anyone and won't be called 'boring' for refusing to do it either.

If someone asked me if you're boring at parties, I'd say SIUUUUU.
 
If someone asked me if you're boring at parties, I'd say SIUUUUU.

I don't even know what that sounds like. In my head it's the noise you'd hear if you worried a pig sexually.

....the noise I imagine you'd hear.
 
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I imagine if one were to watch someone flinging faeces at people and didn't find it hilarious they would also be boring old codgers as well?
Touch grass once in a while you weirdo
 
It was a 2nd string England team against one of the worst international teams out there . Some context needed


I did point out in the further post that'she's even in the squad, considering he doesn't get a sniff for us
 
Name calling aside, you post on this forum more often than I do so I don't know who the feck you think you are. Siuuuuuu
Tell you who I’m not; the scout yelling at clouds.
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It's not boring though. People who call everyone else boring are boring themselves. Like that prick at weddings who insists everyone is 'boring' for not wanting to dance. feck off with that. Your idea of 'fun' doesn't instantly translate as someone being 'boring'. If someone scores a goal I want my reaction to be genuine and spontaneous not like some fecking teenage school girl with a routine to her favourite Bros song. I'm not going to practice 'siuuuuu' in front of a mirror with a hairbrush for anyone and won't be called 'boring' for refusing to do it either.

Pippo Inzaghi's celebrations were pure emotion.
 
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