"Shit hanging from a stick"

Spot on.

English football needs pundits like this who actually know how the beautiful game is supposed to be played.
 
:lol:

He has a point. Last Tuesday, a couple of Liverpool fans wrote to me saying how that was the most amazing night at Anfield and so on. Whereas for most neutrals, it was one of the most shockingly poor games of football ever seen at this level.
 
To single out one game is unfair but when u consider both teams have been playing drab shit for the entire season it does bring up an interesting point.
 
:D

You don't get punditry like that on MOTD that's for sure.

I see a gap in the market for an inflatable shit on a stick.

Bit too late to rig up a hot air balloon shaped like it, could flown it over the sadium in Athens.
 
Erm, yeah, cos if a young Maradona was offered to Jose and Benitez they would tell the youngster to f*ck off because he's not tall enough. :rolleyes:

Agreed - look at the way Jose publicly crucified Joe Cole for some tricks.

Even if he did sign him, he would have had Maradona glued to the bench all season, forced him to admire the work rate of Drogba and Lampards power.