Dr. Dwayne
Self proclaimed tagline king.
And just to remind some who we're talking about here...
@ the tail.
And just to remind some who we're talking about here...
Those big mountains
What in gods name did I just read
Edit: the original article was from a dubious site as @Withnail pointed out so I replaced it with this Twitter post.
It seems that this story is doing rounds now, I don't know how reliable it is though.
I'm pretty sure you're the first person to notice the tail. Even I was too mesmerized with the hips to notice.@ the tail.
Who doesn’t?Isn't he dating Selena Gomez? Looks like Chris like himself a saucy Latina
I'm pretty sure you're the first person to notice the tail. Even I was too mesmerized with the hips to notice.
“Gavi, who’s your daddy? I’M your daddy”Imagine the banter
Haha you zoomed in. I gotcha, I did too.to be fair I was thinking about her ass when I looked closely and noticed it.
"I've been told you're shit at keepy uppies."“Gavi, who’s your daddy? I’M your daddy”
He did his mom , he did his mom you'll never sing that!Imagine the banter
And just to remind some who we're talking about here...
His reply: We'll her hips lied. She's ain't no Shakira."I've been told you're shit at keepy uppies."
"Huh?"
"Well, my mum says you can't keep it up for more than five seconds at a time."
No it’s not, it’s called not being a complete prick.
Speaking of woman, can't help to share this Reddit wisdom:
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually feck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to feck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL amazing person I admire. Think about it logically
I never dated Selena Gomez.Who doesn’t?
Yeah the more i think about it, it's not even close! Pique undoubtedly became more famous because of her, not the other way around.She indeed is.
My mom knows a fair bit about football and still refers to pique as Shakira's boy, can imagine that to be the case about most folk.
Definitely, I imagine it brought pique to the attention of a lot of non football watching folk.Yeah the more i think about it, it's not even close! Pique undoubtedly became more famous because of her, not the other way around.
Alas.
I meant the bit about liking sexy Latinas (like Shakira)I never dated Selena Gomez.
Who doesn’t?
Gavi's sister?Social media saying that the social media post claiming it was Gavis mum and linking to a Spanish site have been debunked by the Spanish site going on social media to say not true (it's some woman in her 20s).
The internet is an amazing thing.
Gavi's sister's mate's neighbour?*Gavi's sister?
Wasting no time…
Oh my.Do you like poles?
Amen to that. I wish I was born in Colombia or Venezuela.Who doesn’t?
Isn't he dating Selena Gomez? Looks like Chris like himself a saucy Latina
Stuck in my head now.Gavi's mom, has got it going on
Social media saying that the social media post claiming it was Gavis mum and linking to a Spanish site have been debunked by the Spanish site going on social media to say not true (it's some woman in her 20s).
The internet is an amazing thing.
I totally understand why he did it. Not condoning it, I am just understanding it. Shakira is 10 years older than him. He is probably still exploding of testosterone while her sexual desires are highly likely veining. Woman can slow down aging as far as looks go but libido is a different thing. Again, not condoning cheating or approving Pique's marriage transgressions. This is also good for Shakira, that fire will light up and she will find herself a rebound boy soon enough. Monogamy is easy when you don't have options.
Ah, ok. It's Shakira's fault that she's older and slowing down sexually - that's ok justification for Pique cheating on her.
Ok.
Dammit, why couldn't Shakira just wish herself younger?!
I get it now.It took a high level game to score Shakira in her prime. She chose Pique because well, she had her reasons. These type of dudes are usually not happy with one lady for a long time. Actually most football players / athletes aren't. That choice came with a risk and tolerance.
You can interpret my words any way you want but she took a risk. Now let's see what her tolerance level is.
Happens to famous men too. You are rich, powerful and famous and poof wifey bangs a gardener. Happens.
After 11 years together, the "Hips Don't Lie" singer and the soccer player have announced their split. "We regret to confirm that we are parting ways," they said in a joint statement to E! News on June 4. "For the well-being of our children, who are our highest priority, we ask that you respect their privacy. Thank you for your understanding."