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Music Shakira bodied Gerard Pique on this one
- Thread starter Hoof the ball
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Doubt Pique cares that much about the song. She's free to release it but it is a bit corny.
Isn’t this old now?
I have a friend who used to call her a proper tapas that he wouldn't touch if his life was on the line.Ok, chief.
Is there room for a guest hip-hop verse on this track?
Bodied yer man like an article in Marca
Emptied your pockets like it was money owed by Barca-
-lona, my homie, my boy that's what you is
A loner 'cause Shakira won't give you any biz
So take a hike you're released
Not even dropped to the reserves
Cause her hips don't lie and G you just got served
Bodied yer man like an article in Marca
Emptied your pockets like it was money owed by Barca-
-lona, my homie, my boy that's what you is
A loner 'cause Shakira won't give you any biz
So take a hike you're released
Not even dropped to the reserves
Cause her hips don't lie and G you just got served
It is if you compare her to the best looking female celebrities. She is a 7/10. She obviously has a great body and them hips definitely don't lie, but she is not very attractive in the face when she doesn't have make up on. I don't like really discussing peoples looks because you can't help what you are born with, but yeah she is overrated in her attractiveness.
I have never seen it phrased like that before
Yea but if you compared her to the average woman she is probably an 8/10 at least and compared to women her same age probably a 9/10.
I haven't seen any pictures of her without makeup but that can be said of most women, usually they look a lot better with makeup rather than without which is the whole.purpose of it.
I've never been the biggest fan of Shakira in terms of looks but over the years she is growing on me and definitely I'd consider her hot (even if other women I'd consider hotter)
True.
First one to negatively.
First one to suggest people were calling you a misogynist for not agreeing on how attractive she may/may not be.
YAAAAAASSSS QUEEEENNNNN!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo #gofeckyourself
Nah home slice im just a dude on the reg you feel?
Taylor Swift would not have a career if that was the case
This is so old that Piqué took the piss by driving around in a Twingo more than six months ago. Get with the times.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gerard-pique-shakira-twingo-diss-track-b2263530.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gerard-pique-shakira-twingo-diss-track-b2263530.html
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Love song, break up song, independence song, love song, break up song, independence song. Rinse and repeat for every singer/songwriter since the 1990s. At least the ones in the 70s and 80s were constantly off their tits so you'd get songs about the flying elephant that drives them to art galleries on Jupiter.Taylor Swift would not have a career if that was the case
Couple of lads in here married to super models obviously then.
Wavy fam
Looks like Piqué's xG on Shakira took a nosedive there
Perhaps she is doing so deliberately to appeal to her audience, many of whom are younger. She harnessed the trauma of being cheated on and made a #1 hit and millions of dollars through her art.
That is one impressive way to empower yourself!
jaysus thats a shite song and a drama i couldnt give less of a feck about
anyone heard anything from cascada recently, hows she doing?
anyone heard anything from cascada recently, hows she doing?
Must be fun for the kids to read up on all this.
Not planned at all
Do wonder if Ramos managed to get himself sent off though?
I know I'm a miserable sod, but god do I hate this circus. And I have no doubt whatsoever Piqué is in on this shit too.
Pique in the mud