Music Shakira bodied Gerard Pique on this one

[Hoof the ball]

Smashed 600m views and broke a few Guinness World Records in the process. First artist to debut top 10 on the Billboard with a Spanish song.
I wanna say poor Pique, but the irony of this song, of all Shakira songs, making history.

"Daddy, mummy has a new song, wanna hear it??

 

[Scandi Red]

I want to be bodied by Shakira.

 

[Hoof the ball]

I want to be bodied by Shakira.

Half the twenty somethings don't look half as good as Shakira.

 

[Shane88]

"I'm out of your league, a she wolf like me isn't for a guy like you."

She's talking like she's 16 after the break-up of a 3 month relationship. Love, you're 46, were with him for 10 years and had 2 kids with him. Grow up.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

"I'm out of your league, a she wolf like me isn't for a guy like you."

She's talking like she's 16 after the break-up of a 3 month relationship. Love, you're 46, were with him for 10 years and had 2 kids with him. Grow up.

This.

 

[Solius]

Yoooooo Shakira straight BODIED Pique on this track!

The lyrics are FIRE *flame emoji* and she's smashing records LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTRE. BOOOM!

Hit me up in the comments and let me know what YOU think! Is the track ON FLEEK? Or does it SUCK ASS?

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Shakira isn't even that pretty. And I can say that because I'm a ugly cnut myself.

 

[Hoof the ball]

Shakira isn't even that pretty. And I can say that because I'm a ugly cnut myself.

Ok, chief.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Ok, chief.

 

[VeevaVee]

That is cringe as feck

 

[padr81]

"I'm out of your league, a she wolf like me isn't for a guy like you."

She's talking like she's 16 after the break-up of a 3 month relationship. Love, you're 46, were with him for 10 years and had 2 kids with him. Grow up.

Nailed it.

 

[Fridge chutney]

This song has been out for ages.

 

[Fridge chutney]

"I'm out of your league, a she wolf like me isn't for a guy like you."

She's talking like she's 16 after the break-up of a 3 month relationship. Love, you're 46, were with him for 10 years and had 2 kids with him. Grow up.

He shamelessly cheated on her and lied to her for months yet SHE is the one who has to grow up? Ok...

 

[VorZakone]

He shamelessly cheated on her and lied to her for months yet SHE is the one who has to grow up? Ok...

Ehh, you're making something up here. It's obvious he didn't imply any of that as he was talking solely about Shakira.

 

[Ish]

Yoooooo Shakira straight BODIED Pique on this track!

The lyrics are FIRE *flame emoji* and she's smashing records LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTRE. BOOOM!

Hit me up in the comments and let me know what YOU think! Is the track ON FLEEK? Or does it SUCK ASS?

 

[zaafi]

Half the twenty somethings don't look half as good as Shakira.

I honestly don't get this. She's not really that hot any more. Also, where in the world are you from if that's the case for your women?

 

[Fridge chutney]

Ehh, you're making something up here. It's obvious he didn't imply any of that as he was talking solely about Shakira.

Not obvious to me at all. The affair was very public, so addressing it through song seems the natural thing for a musician to do... I don't know many 16 year olds who will have done that.

 

[Red Rash]

I honestly don't get this. She's not really that hot any more. Also, where in the world are you from if that's the case for your women?

I mean come on this definitely isn't true

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

"I'm out of your league, a she wolf like me isn't for a guy like you."

She's talking like she's 16 after the break-up of a 3 month relationship. Love, you're 46, were with him for 10 years and had 2 kids with him. Grow up.

Haha reallyy..she's the immature one? He cheated on her and got caught. She can say and do whatever the feck she wants now.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

I mean come on this definitely isn't true

It totally is. I see Hoof lives in Texas so that's probably skewed his perspective. Do you live over there too?

 

[Scandi Red]

"I'm out of your league, a she wolf like me isn't for a guy like you."

Free reins and she didn't call his dick small? This makes me think that Pique has a big Dique.

 

[SilentWitness]

Haha reallyy..she's the immature one? He cheated on her and got caught. She can say and do whatever the feck she wants now.

None of them are coming out of this situation with any dignity.

 

[Tarrou]

is this your proof that Shakira isn't pretty?

 

[zaafi]

I mean come on this definitely isn't true

Just google some recent photos of her and you'll see that is definitely true.

 

[adexkola]

Yoooooo Shakira straight BODIED Pique on this track!

The lyrics are FIRE *flame emoji* and she's smashing records LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTRE. BOOOM!

Hit me up in the comments and let me know what YOU think! Is the track ON FLEEK? Or does it SUCK ASS?

You're definitely the feds

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

is this your proof that Shakira isn't pretty?

It's my proof that she isn't that pretty. She's nothing special, and personally I don't think she ever was, but to each their own.

 

[Tarrou]

It's my proof that she isn't that pretty. She's nothing special, and personally I don't think she ever was, but to each their own.

she is beautiful in that photo

amazing for mid 40s

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

she is beautiful in that photo

amazing for mid 40s

She's not gonna shag you mate

 

[Shane88]

He shamelessly cheated on her and lied to her for months yet SHE is the one who has to grow up? Ok...

I'm capable of thinking two people are twats. He's a dickhead for cheating on her. Doesn't change how childish she sounds in that song.

 

[Redplane]

Jhc some of you certainly are grasping at straws saying she can't sing about her relationship or questioning her looks.

If people wouldn't be signing about their relationships half the popular songs out there wouldnt have many lyrics left, and to question her appearance in response to the topic at hand...don't even know what to say to that.

 

[mu4c_20le]

This song has been out for ages.

Thought I stepped back in time

 

[sebsheep]

is this your proof that Shakira isn't pretty?

If you look at the picture she has wrinkles, women aren't allowed to be seen as good looking if they have wrinkles.

Also, if you're not objectively the most attractive person in the world are you even good looking?

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

I guess we must all agree that Shakira is drop dead gorgeous, and the ones who don't are misogynists or something.

 

[Redplane]

I guess we must all agree that Shakira is drop dead gorgeous, and if we don't we're misogynists or something.

Don't know about others but to me it has nothing to do with the song or relationship. Both her and Pique could have looked like Teletubbies and it wouldnt have changed anything about what the topic.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Don't know about others but to me it has nothing to do with the song or relationship. Both her and Pique could have looked like Teletubbies and it wouldnt have changed anything about what the topic.

If they looked like Teletubbies nobody would have given a shit.

 

[Redplane]

If they looked like Teletubbies nobody would have given a shit.

Teletubbies are famous.
People care about famous.

If it would be about looks the Kardashians wouldnt have much of an audience

 

[sebsheep]

I guess we must all agree that Shakira is drop dead gorgeous, and the ones who don't are misogynists or something.

If you're feeling like that, it might be related to you coming into a thread about an artist who made a song aimed at her ex-partner and proceeding to comment on her looks.

 

[massey]

Not as good as the frankee and the Eamon beef.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

If you're feeling like that, it might be related to you coming into a thread about an artist who made a song aimed at her ex-partner and proceeding to comment on her looks.

I wasn't the first one though, was I?

She does have a great ass though, I'll give her that.

 

[Robbie Boy]

Not as good as the frankee and the Eamon beef.

Now that's old skool