pascell
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Sounds like his agent trying to drum up interest
Really want a huge man up top, literally obssesed with it. Looking at his highlights, reminds me of crouch a bit which isn't great.
Alas German based players do not score at the same rate when they come to the PL, the drop off is quite stark (this is because the Bundasliga is pants) so not sure how this would affect a slower, more physical striker who isn't a transition/pace player.
Really want a huge man up top, literally obssesed with it. Looking at his highlights, reminds me of crouch a bit which isn't great.
Alas German based players do not score at the same rate when they come to the PL, the drop off is quite stark (this is because the Bundasliga is pants) so not sure how this would affect a slower, more physical striker who isn't a transition/pace player.
Yeah, looks more physical.Scamacca probably a better option here
This is a huge nibble. They squeaked by RANGERS on pens mate.Bundesliga is pants yet the 11th placed team just won a European trophy, dispatching Barcelona and West Ham on its way.
That feels like faint praise!Linked with him again today. He looks like he could be a useful player under ten Hag. Certainly rather him than Brian Brobbey.
Linked with him again today. He looks like he could be a useful player under ten Hag. Certainly rather him than Brian Brobbey.
He's 2.00m, mateHe seems the type of player who would be useful to have around. He'll score goals but isn't big enough not to accept a place on the bench
big fan of him. I follow Stuttgart closely, and seeing him overcome injuries (he tore his ACL in his first training session at Stuttgart, back in 2019) and make a mark in the Bundesliga was awesome. Likeable guy with the right attitude too.
but even I will admit that United is probably too big for him. To say that I'd prefer him over Brobbey would be a massive understatement, but the fact that he's shown up on our radar just tells you how weak the striker market this summer is. As I said in the Twitter thread, I think he'd be a great signing for a club like West Ham, but I'd have my reservations about him being good enough for United.
Also funnily enough, he's a tall lanky fecker like myself (though he's like 6'7", I'm only 6'3"), he tore his acl, I tore both mine....
MaybeAre you related to him?
big fan of him. I follow Stuttgart closely, and seeing him overcome injuries (he tore his ACL in his first training session at Stuttgart, back in 2019) and make a mark in the Bundesliga was awesome. Likeable guy with the right attitude too.
but even I will admit that United is probably too big for him. To say that I'd prefer him over Brobbey would be a massive understatement, but the fact that he's shown up on our radar just tells you how weak the striker market this summer is. As I said in the Twitter thread, I think he'd be a great signing for a club like West Ham, but I'd have my reservations about him being good enough for United.
Lewandowski only wants Barca, Haaland signed before the window, Mbappe extended, Haller meh, Mane/Jesus never joining United from Liverpool/City, Darwin 80m for one good season in Portugal, so not impressed by the realistic striker marketI mean with Lewandowski the Ballon d'Or runner up is on the market and with Haaland and Mbappe the two most promising young strikers were too. Mane apparently is considered a bit of a striker, too, these days. Richarlison and Jesus would be two "PL proven" players. Haller scored 11 goals in the CL. Liverpool seem to value Darwin very highly.
This may have been one of the busiest summers of all time for the striker market.
Not only are you related, you are himI don't want him purely because I have the same last name as him and it would be weird and I'd have to deal with everyone asking me if I'm related (I'm not).
Also funnily enough, he's a tall lanky fecker like myself (though he's like 6'7", I'm only 6'3"), he tore his acl, I tore both mine....
Had no idea he was 25 already. Stay clearNothing screams "Lewandowski successor", or "Cristiano Ronaldo replacement", to me like a 25 year old Austrian who scored 6 goals last Bundesliga season. Get him while he's still attainable.
Lewandowski only wants Barca, Haaland signed before the window, Mbappe extended, Haller meh, Mane/Jesus never joining United from Liverpool/City, Darwin 80m for one good season in Portugal, so not impressed by the realistic striker market
Had no idea he was 25 already. Stay clear
Sh.. if we sign this guy we’ve gone full circle with Liverpool when they had Peter Crouch, it’s like a parallel universe converging. All we need now is a load of crap defenders, Tick, a Dutch player like Dirk kuyt(DVB), a dashing English right winger who never achieves his potential like Jermaine Pennant(J Sancho) and Klopp doing his best Fergie impression, winding the club up saying the big club has come to Thailand now and I bet there wasn’t as many fans for united!
Seen the highlight roll, he’s not for united save the money go for Patrik Shik in January.
Plus, he's also spent quite a bit of time inside your mum.I don't want him purely because I have the same last name as him and it would be weird and I'd have to deal with everyone asking me if I'm related (I'm not).
Also funnily enough, he's a tall lanky fecker like myself (though he's like 6'7", I'm only 6'3"), he tore his acl, I tore both mine....
Hey, keep my mum out of thisPlus, he's also spent quite a bit of time inside your mum.
Is that you, Nostradamus?Hmmm. I don’t see it. He looks like a massive but average PL striker in a weaker league. If they get this right hats off to whoever highly recommended him and maybe he’ll be the essential battering ram for Ronaldo or Martial but this is either scouting genius, Internet shite or a bad signing.
Sledging is as much a part of posting on RedCafe as making every female poster who has the misfortune to stumble across this place feel uncomfortable and objectified.Hey, keep my mum out of this