The ramblings of a madman, indeed. The thread title makes perfect sense.
Richard Keys: The Ramblings of a Madman
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The ramblings of a madman, indeed. The thread title makes perfect sense.
I don’t see what’s funny. That’s not Richard Keys, it’s one of those fat lookilikies you can hire.
what a state he’s in.
I thought he was just returning for the Friends reunion.
Luckiest presenter that ever lived is Keys. Landed a plum job at Sky after being Mike ‘fecking‘ Morris’s stand in on TV-AM to then being a basic #Metoo suspect and landing a job with the money in Qatar.
On top of that I believe he had an affair while his wife had cancer.
Scumbag of the highest order and being.as hairy as the missing link has not affected his career.
Andy Gray is no better being his partner in crime but at least he had some talent.
Also as someone said earlier the title of this thread cracks me up every time.
On top of that I believe he had an affair while his wife had cancer.
Scumbag of the highest order and being.as hairy as the missing link has not affected his career.
Andy Gray is no better being his partner in crime but at least he had some talent.
Also as someone said earlier the title of this thread cracks me up every time.
With his daughters friend too, apparently.
I'm often asked 'who's the best caf poster' you've worked with?'
Amar is gritty. Incisive - just the way he played. Welsh Wonder is fascinating, full of ideas, bright as a button. Eboue a handful!
Colin – different, but there's a place for that. And he's a football man.
Bubz is good. Solius modern. I loved being around Rooney in Paris. golden_blunder was tetchy. There's hundreds.
But this is my point. I have rarely spent time with such a nice man as Gianfranco Zola.
Amar is gritty. Incisive - just the way he played. Welsh Wonder is fascinating, full of ideas, bright as a button. Eboue a handful!
Colin – different, but there's a place for that. And he's a football man.
Bubz is good. Solius modern. I loved being around Rooney in Paris. golden_blunder was tetchy. There's hundreds.
But this is my point. I have rarely spent time with such a nice man as Gianfranco Zola.
For feck's sake that's too funny. One of the heartiest laughs of my year and I'm indebted to Richard fecking Keys. Nice one, chaps
Not surprised he bricked it. One spark is all it'd take to light his entire bodily carpet up like the wicker man.
Get Sparky in, watch him fall out with every other manager in the league because they didn’t shake his hand correctly and then let the trophies roll in. .
Epic comeback from Gabby Agbonlahor.
What prompted the seemingly random attack on Agbonlahor? He’s not entirely wrong mind you.
He’s not entirely wrong mind you.Agbonlahor is definitely the eejit Keane was talking about on that Neville show about being the most unprofessional player he’d ever witnessed.What prompted the seemingly random attack on Agbonlahor?
Both him and Agbonlahor are massive cnuts who shouldn't be given airtime. But being a gobshite gets clicks unfortunately.
Probably shite like thisWhat prompted the seemingly random attack on Agbonlahor?
https://www.talksport.com/football/...ransfer-frenkie-de-jong-gabby-agbonlahor/amp/
‘You’d choose Chelsea over Manchester United – they’ve got problems!’
Quality by Agbonlahor, that.
Anyone who takes a public swipe at Agbonlahor gets brownie points from me
They're both knobbers.
I think Gray was the best colour commentator in football the last 30 years and gets unfairly lumped in with the talentless Keyes because of the shit they were saying to women
Nobody is using Agbonlahor's name for relevance. Nobody even remembers who he was
First time Aghonlahor has said anything of any merit. Not that I disagree with what Keys has said.
Agbonlahor is a shit radio pundit though. Just listen to some of his thoughts. He's getting paid to talk some absolute drivel on talksport 
I can’t believe how much Keys and Gray have let themselves go since moving to the oily lands. They both look fecking pregnant when they’re not sat at a studio desk.
I‘m amazed there’s people out there that actually long for them back as part of the good old days. I just rolled my eyes at them most of the time.
I‘m amazed there’s people out there that actually long for them back as part of the good old days. I just rolled my eyes at them most of the time.
You could be talking about absolutely any talksport presenter here to be fair.Agbonlahor is a shit radio pundit though. Just listen to some of his thoughts. He's getting paid to talk some absolute drivel on talksport
Well said Richard!
Not often both are absolutely right.
Not often I’m on Agbonlahor’s side. He’s a prick but Richard Keys is worse
First time I’ve agreed with the hairy prick
He ain’t letting it drop
Isn't this all a bit pathetic from two grown men.
I always thought Agbonlahor was one of the thickest footballers in history. When he was being interviewed, his eyebrows used to knot together with the concentration and effort of forming a sentence. Think Angry Birds/Gabriel Jesus.
I turned on Talk Sport one morning and was flabbergasted to see he was on the show as a pundit. I mean, you could get a dyslexic lamp post in and it would probably provide more insight. Within ten minutes there was a discussion on whether the various pundits were getting the flu jab. It came to Agbonlahor and he said, and I shit you not, "what's the flu jab?"
feck. Me.
I turned on Talk Sport one morning and was flabbergasted to see he was on the show as a pundit. I mean, you could get a dyslexic lamp post in and it would probably provide more insight. Within ten minutes there was a discussion on whether the various pundits were getting the flu jab. It came to Agbonlahor and he said, and I shit you not, "what's the flu jab?"
feck. Me.
Now I'm curious what was in the party house.
whatever about Keyes who was always shite but I don't think you're being an objective judge if you don't recognise that Gray was a far better colour commentator than say Alan Smith or Neville
Neville is good, as is Carragher. Smith is incredibly milquetoast though. Gray was also good, but I wouldn’t say he’s missed at all.
However at the in studio stuff Gray was miles behind what we have now.
Oh yeah once in studio he was awful. I mean in pure voice, adding something to a game terms, Gray was miles ahead of them all. He had a good ability to make a dour 1-0 seem way more entertaining and consequential than it was.
What prompted the seemingly random attack on Agbonlahor?
Richard Keys called Jesse Lingard "bang ordinary" and criticised the move to Forest, so Gabby responded with the below on Talksport.
So, not totally unprovoked, but still very petty.
Not totally? He literally name dropped him
I think being a racist and sexist cnut probably makes him worse.