As we pass the 80th minute mark, Moyezilla leaves the stadium. We are told he couldn't stand the sight of Bergkamp and had even threatened to leave during the first half unless he was subbed off.
Cunning plan, but his rival had a different one and it all revolved around Yaya Toure. He started off brightly but soon had to take increasingly more strenuous defensive responsibilities and is now jogging around the pitch, a spent force.
Tha fans on the terrace are shouting "We want five, we want five", but with the game wrapped up and the other team effectively down to ten men, the waterboys have also started bleating relentlessly. They have done a fine job, could it be? The fans on the terraces look at their cnut of a manager everyone loves to hate and suddenly shut up...
"REALLY?"
"IS IT POSSIBLE?"
"COMING DOWN THE TUNNEL IN FULL GEAR?"
" "
CAN YOU HEAR THE NOISE OF THE SIAMESE TWIN BOYS?
With five minutes + injury time to go, Dennis Bergkamp leaves the pitch getting a fully deserved standing ovation.
He thanks the fans for it.
And on comes the legend that is ERIC DJEMBA-DJEMBA
i love bergkamp, and rate him very highly. loved him even when he was at arsenal.
I don't really care how people rate Koeman defensively as the stopper, not at all, people will all rate him differently in those terms.
I think needing a RB and Johnny Kills were your problem here.
Aesthetically unpleasing as this XMAS tree is, I would have been far more worried about it. Mata wasn't making much difference creatively. Quality passing from midfield with the power of Weah and Yaya was your best bet IMO.
Firstly come on Annahmonoss you really need to calm down man – You were the one who kept mentioning the lists that you use to judge players so you shouldn’t get so defensive when it gets brought up. There isn’t really anything wrong at all with you looking at lists man but I think it’ll occasionally lead you to judge a player wrong – which is exactly what I suspected had happened here. Koeman would be up so high primarily for his ability on the ball rather than his raw defending so I think saying he would “be easily capable of handling” Weah/Van Persie is just way off the mark.
Not sure why your reply went into whether Koeman is a sweeper or a stopper – I was really only disagreeing with you when you said he could easily handle Weah and Van Persie. Do you not think the far superior movement and pace of the much quicker Weah would cause him problems? How about his aerial ability against the pinpoint crosses of Beckham into Van Persie, Weah and Yaya – all 6ft plus?
I just thought it was a very strange overrating off him. I mean, that front two would give Stam problems defensively and he’s without question a better 'defender' than Koeman.
Has anto actually increased his lead since Djemba came on? Must be bossing the midfield...
Anyhow like I said all I wanted to get out is that Koeman is the most technically gifted stopper in history rather than a sweeper like Popescu/Baresi/Beckenbauer. So partnering him up with a sweeper is a great way to use him - even if you could play him next to a stopper if you wanted too. Personally I prefer him next to a defensively brilliant sweeper or a technically brilliant stopper.
If you read the thread you would have had your answer to it already. Brwned pointed it out and I further described what I meant to clarify it - then you come in a page later and say exactly what Brwned said.
Saying Koeman would easily handle Weah and RVP was more a by me poorly phrased version of "he is far from a defensive liability in a CB pairing against strikers of that quality.". A mistake by me most certainly and not accurate at all which Brwned pointed out and I agreed on.
Koeman was defensively good enough to play for one of the greater club sides in history as a lone CB. If you are anything near a defensive liability - you would never get to play in such an exposed role.
Would you be impressed if Bayern started playing with one CB and two full-backs while still remaining the best in Europe? What would that CB need to have to make it viable? Could he be poor defensively if he handles the best his era has to offer with great results?
Anyhow like I said all I wanted to get out is that Koeman is the most technically gifted stopper in history rather than a sweeper like Popescu/Baresi/Beckenbauer. So partnering him up with a sweeper is a great way to use him - even if you could play him next to a stopper if you wanted too. Personally I prefer him next to a defensively brilliant sweeper or a technically brilliant stopper.
I don't think playing for a great side as a defender argument holds ground on its own. Pique part of great Barca team of recent years won't go down as a great defender at all even though he was very useful for their brand of football.
I agree with Brwned and others who think he wasn't a one man defensive army at all, a very good defender who stood out more due to his passing and forward play which was essential to that Barca team.
Koemans defense is in this draft very solid and pretty unquestionable unless you want to start questioning almost every damn defense in the draft.
So should I believe you or the guy who managed Koeman?
He also said if there are two individuals who cannot defend, they are Guardiola and Koeman...Not sure if you watched the same interview? He stated that Koeman-Guardiola is a sufficient defensive pairing as it is all about metres(space) in the defense. He also stated everything he won using those two.
So lets assume he is right, Guardiola/Koeman are sufficient to win all those titles as a pairing. Then wouldn't adding the defensively much stronger Popescu then be even more defensively secure than the Guardiola/Koeman pairing which was part of one of the greater sides in history in the equivalent roles?
He also said if there are two individuals who cannot defend, they are Guardiola and Koeman...
Antohan is the best person to answer that, he's the expert on that dream team but he was puzzled by Cruyff's remarks as well.
It is about the defensive tactics of the whole team which Cruyff is on about, imo, not just two players he mentioned so if anto's team can actually emulate that similarly and allow Koeman that comfort he needed, I'll let him decide that.
It is anyway a one liner from the dutch nutter, so let's not consider it the word of the bible. For all we know he didn't mean a single word of it.
He also said if there are two individuals who cannot defend, they are Guardiola and Koeman...
That was epic, seriously.Mate, it's Cruyff. His opinions on players are on par with Pele at times. E.g. all that nonsense about how Laudrup would be a better player had he grown up in poverty in a Brazilian slum. Yeah, because that doesn't have drawbacks...