RedCafe - Minute by Minute

[WeWonItTwoTimes]

God you're a dick.

Anyhoo. Brwned? CD? You've got a job to do, lads. I'm guessing I'm one of many stuck at work, who will me relying on you to save us from the horrors of the regular match-day thread.

Over to you...

Sensitive sausage aren't you Pogue?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Not really. Just happen to think you're a bit of a dick sometimes. Most other folk don't annoy me at all. Ho hum. No big deal. Bound to be some personality clashes in a place like this.

 

[x42bn6]

Anyone want to do the Middlesbrough match?

 

[esmufc07]

Sure, I'll do it.

 

[manxmanc]

Elvis in spam shocker!

 

[x42bn6]

Sure, I'll do it.

Bit late

 

[el eric]

Bump

is there anyone to do this on wednesday?

can someone save me from a matchday thread of people looking for streams and idiots not even watching the game making comments on what fergie should be doing

 

[B Cantona]

I have it on TV here in Sweden, don't mind doing it

 

[uae]

Yeah i should be able to do the game on Wednesday mate.

 

[el eric]

Cheers Lads

 

[uae]

Brad you may be on your own tonight. Dubai of all places is experiencing a rain/thunder/lightning storm, which has caused our satellite to stop working. Should be fine once it the weather calms down, but dunno when that will be.

 

[el eric]

Brad you may be on your own tonight. Dubai of all places is experiencing a rain/thunder/lightning storm, which has caused our satellite to stop working. Should be fine once it the weather calms down, but dunno when that will be.

Good stuff Mate. thread doing a good job. better than 16 pages of people looking for streams

 

[B Cantona]

Bah sorry UAE, great job you've done. The missus wanted to watch it down the pub, I forgot I'd said I'd do this tonight. Glad it went down ok

 

[George the Giraffe]

Bah sorry UAE, great job you've done. The missus wanted to watch it down the pub, I forgot I'd said I'd do this tonight. Glad it went down ok

Not only does your mrs watch the footy but she prefers watching it in the pub!? How was this achieved?

 

[B Cantona]

Not only does your mrs watch the footy but she prefers watching it in the pub!? How was this achieved?

She bought my beer too...

 

[reelworld]

I'm tempted to participate, but I'm afraid that I'll be to immersed in the match to write anything

 

[WeWonItTwoTimes]

This still going or is it dead in the water?

 

[Anderson Searl]

This still going or is it dead in the water?

With you, when I wasn't a member this is how I got my text by the second at work.

 

[Dave89]

I can help with midweek setanta/itv games, but that's about it I'm afraid.

 

[Anderson Searl]

I'd be more than willing to do it for Wednesday, however it'd be close as i'm not off until about an hour prior to kickoff.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

I'd like to do it for the Villa match if no one else is doing it - of course I'd need a trusty co commentator (Ando this is where you jump in and go ME ME ME)

 

[girish]

I've never posted in the forum, while watching a United match on TV.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

No offers of co commentatorship?

 

[Alex]

I'm down

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Oh joy - I'll make the thread in the United forum about 15 minutes before KO

 

[Alex]

Already made it in advance good sir

 

[SharkyMcShark]

You take the initiative - I like that.

We may have to get mods to clean up assorted spastcis who don't understand the concept of a minute by minute thread before we get going tonight though.

 

[Alex]

Last time I did a minute by minute thread United won 5-0 so here's to that

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Last time I did a minute by minute thread United won 5-0 so here's to that

Last time I did one we lost 2 - 0... and the time before that we drew 0 - 0 (Tottenham away)

Here's to a better result today...

 

[golden_blunder]

sharky if we lose today im stringing you up

 

[SharkyMcShark]

sharky if we lose today im stringing you up

Im considering putting a fiver on Villa now, so at least I can be strung put being slightly better off

 

[golden_blunder]

good job on the thread today lads, shame about the 3 tards who couldnt help posting in the wrong thread

 

[Count Duckula]

Honest mistake guv'nors, I just clicked on the one that said "Manchester United v Aston..." from the front page and typed. I've even written one of these things, so I'm terribly sorry.

You might want to get a different person to do the warnings over PM, though - I'm not too keen on being threatened over the internet

 

[golden_blunder]

You might want to get a different person to do the warnings over PM, though - I'm not too keen on being threatened over the internet

what are you talking about, who threatened you?

 

[Count Duckula]

Nah I wasn't threatened, that was bad wording on my part. Just... warned ominously!

But it doesn't matter, turns out it was a joke.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

who did that

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Following my stunning success this time I'm up for it again tonight - the game is on at like 2 30am, so it will prevent me from falling asleep and missing the last two goals like I did for the last leg.

Can I get a co commentator/witness?

 

[uae]

I would, but i'm going to be watching it on a stream so will be behind, plus there's every chance it might die halfway through.

 

[SharkyMcShark]

So no takers?

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Oh come on