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Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen to the RedCafe Cricket Draft's final. After two weeks of blood, sweat and tears we've finally got two worthy finalist.
RedIndian vs MightbeRight.
Mightberight's writeup
RI's writeup
RedIndian vs MightbeRight.
Mightberight's writeup
A.Cook - The boy wonder. Perhaps already the best batsman England has ever produced, perhaps he more than anybody has been the spearhead of England's recent golden era.
C.Gayle - Gayle force's impact on the West Indies test side should not be underestimated. Averaging well over 50 in the last three years before his exile, the man has blossomed into an aggressive and effective test opening batsman who can produce big scores on a whim. Just recently he returned to the Windies test side with a 200+ runs performance. Also a very useful spinner.
R.Ponting - One of the toughest competitors the cricketing world has ever seen, and also one of the most gifted batsmen. Average of 53, 41 centuries ... just the start of a jaw-dropping middle order.
B.Lara – He’s smashed Australia, he’s smashed South Africa. He’s certainly smashed England, and he’s even smashed records that he smashed previously. A living legend of cricket.
J. Kallis - The jewel of South Africa. How many innings has this man glued together? Averaging over 57 with the bat and 32 with the ball, this man will go down as one of the all time greats - but you don't need me to tell you that.
S.Fleming (C) - Averaging over 40, it is hard to express enough how galvanizing an effect Fleming was over the years for a faltering New Zealand. According to Shane Warne, "the best greatest captain he has ever seen." Not just a scorer of big runs, Fleming uses his superior cricketing brain to his advantage to eek out more wickets and less runs as a marshall on the field. With my bowling line-up already, opposing batsmen have nowhere to hide.
M.Prior (wk) - Matty Prior, finally the wicketkeeper to replace Alec Stewart. A batting average of 43, Prior has turned England's quality batting order into a deep one. There's never any fear when Prior comes to the crease, as his 6 centuries and 22 50s in 55 matches attest to. He does not have a single weak spot against any test side, with notable innings scores for each one. His wicket keeping has also improved immeasurably; quite simply the best wicketkeeper today.
S.Pollock - What can you say about this man? A zipping seamer who could be a menace with the bat, taking the DNA of both his Father and Uncle to become one of the best all-rounders to ever grace the game. A bowling average of 23, he would have made any side in the world in his prime if even he were just pure bowler. Deadly accurate, affording no breathing space to the most refined of batsmen. An average of 32 with the bat, he's another player for your bowlers to huff and puff with against my deep batting order.
G.Swann - Burst onto the scene in late 2008 by taking two test wickets in one over in India, giving them a taste of their own medicine. Has gone on to take 188 wickets since then, and he hasn't even been in the game for four years. Averaging 29 with the ball, his economy rate is just as much a boon as his destructive innings, compiling an extraordinary hitlist in Sri Lanka earlier this year. Best in the game and an average of 22 with the bat as my number 9!
S.Akhtar - To face Shoaib, the fastest bowler alive, must be a frightening experience. Only a career marred in controversy and lack of fitness has us reluctant to elevate him to the pantheon of all time greats. But the speed demon took 170 odd wickets in just 46 tests, culminating in an ever thrilling but ever too short career. Striiiiiiiiiike.
C.Ambrose - "Curtly talk to no man." He lets the ball do the talking. There isn't a better fast bowler in the draft, truly. A mammoth of a man with his penchant for bounce. And when some of the pace left him later in his career, his intelligent seaming allowed no decline to his bowling. His average? Under 21. But it hardly needs to be said, given his legend and even his ghost as the last great pacer that haunts the current West Indies side.
Twelfth men - J. Rhodes, C. McMillan, A. Prince
RI's writeup
RI's Spinning Dervishes
Well I can’t call them Bastards any more. Too many nice guys in there. Cringey new name but appropriate. Two greater spinners have never bowled together. And how complimentary they are – legspin and offspin, right angle turn from one and unerring accuracy from the other, flight and guile from one and endless varations from the other. 1400 wickets between the two of them. The world’s not ready for this.
Bowling at Stretch’s team is going to be one hell of a job. Luckily I have one hell of an attack. Apologies to Akram and Ambrose but I have the greatest fast bowler of the era in my team in McGrath. He’ll get me the initial breakthrough. That middle order might make some knees tremble but McGrath, Murali and Kumble have seen a few. Kumble’s taken Ponting 7 times in 17. McGrath’s had Lara’s number 15 times in 24 games. Murali’s snaffled Kallis 6 times in 10. Once the two of my spinners get bowling together in combo, it’ll be like a mongoose and a cobra. They’ll get to the jugular and won’t let go.
Batting wise while I don’t have the middle-order of mbr, I have more than enough to give the spin-meisters plenty to work with. Smith and Lamb will hunker down to see us through Ambrose and Pollock. Once the attack’s a little worn down, Tendulkar will greet Akhtar with a towering six over third man and the middle order will settle down to milking Swann and Kallis. Plus there’s always the X-factor of Sehwag. One game in 5, he’ll tear you apart.
The way I see this, it’ll be a little like the CL final last year. Mbr’s team will come in with all the flash and fire feeling all arrogant, Murali and Kumble will stifle the feck out of them and knock them down one after the other. We’ll need a little bit of luck to go our way and Smith will have to win the toss 3 times out of 5 to give the deadly duo use of a fourth innings pitch. We’ll win it ugly but we’ll fecking win it. McGrath, Smith, Streak, Lamb and Kumble wouldn’t have it any other way. Dujon’s never played in a losing series and he’s not about to fecking start now.
The XI
1. Graeme Smith (c)
2. Virender Sehwag
3. Allan Lamb
4. Sachin Tendulkar
5. Michael Clarke
6. Aravinda de Silva
7. Jeff Dujon (wk)
8. Heath Streak
9. Anil Kumble (vc)
10. Glenn McGrath
11. Muthiah Muralitharan
I think my team’s very nicely balanced with everyone in the position they’re best suited to.
Batting
Opening – Smith and Sehwag are easily the best opening partnership in the draft. Smith (8000 runs at 50) is probably the best opener of the last decade while Sehwag (8100 at 51) is the most explosive batsman in world cricket. Nice left and right combination as well.
Middle Order - At 3 I’ve got Allan Lamb – mainstay of the English middle order for a decade. Then comes the deluge. Sachin Tendulkar has 15,000 runs at an unbelievable 55, stroke players Clarke(6000 at 49) and deSilva (6300 at 43). They’re both quality players of spin and importantly for me in the middle get their runs quickly.
Lower Order Okay its 350 for 4 and you’ve made it past my devastating opening partnership and my formidable middle order. Can you breathe a sigh of relief? No...because Dujon at 7 is a strokeplayer averaging 32 with 5 centuries, Streak almost an allrounders with an average of 23. Anil Kumble at 9 has a test century and 5 fifties and was the usual nightwatchman for India. Poor McGrath and Murali are my rabbits.
Bowling
Glenn McGrath…I’m not even going to talk about except to say 563 wickets at 21 point fecking 6. Heath Streak was a one-man attack for Zimbabwe and a superb swing bowler with 216 wickets at 28. Then the piece de reistance – Murali and Kumble. The four of them together have 2200 wickets. I've decided I can live with 4 bowlers. Murali and Kumble will hog 70% of the overs anyway and I have 4 part-timers all decent quality – Clarke, Sehwag, Tendulkar and Aravinda. feck’s sake, even Smith has a few wickets.
One thing you’ll note about the bowlers is that they won’t shirk long spells. There’s not one among them that needs to be mothered and bowled in short spells.
Dujon’s one of the all-time great keepers and an incredible athlete.
Smith’s captain and I have a bunch to choose from for Vice-Captain. Streak, Clarke, Tendulkar and deSilva were all possibilities. I went with Kumble in the end because I think he’ll be a perfect complement for Smith’s aggression and impulsiveness.