Reality-Monopoly Draft

How about the taxman?

FIFA or taxman, it's always the same story really

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How long does Pnut have left? Hope he wakes up soon.
 
@Chesterlestreet still has his card to use.

Prize: The 'Cut it out' Card!

Winner can restrict the pool to any single club, manager or Nationality. The prize criteria applies in addition to the Box criteria. I.e. pick players who comply with both the box criteria and winners choice.

(Has to have played for/under club, Nationality or Manager as winner chooses)

All players including the winner will have to apply the restrictions. Applies to round after the one played.

Managers can choose to bypass this and use Default Criteria instead.

@oneniltothearsenal still can sneak his card in.

"Fifth Ace" sneak card and he can manipulate the rolls and move a single manager to another box of his choice. This will also apply to the round after the one played. He cannot use the card on himself.

For example, Onenil plays the card and posts "Move Manager A to Box 8" and the next round Manager A gets allotted Box 8 by default in next round.
 
Jackpot #3
JACKPOT #3 - The final special event for this draft

Guess EAP's Top 3 favourite Manchester United players, in order.

Prize:

Gold:
For getting all 3 correct and in order: Jumping Jackpot Card: Winner can move himself to a box of his choice for 1 turn. Applies to turn after the card is played.

Silver:
For getting all 3 correct, but not in order: Get out of Jail Free card: If winner ends up in any of the penalty boxes (1, 7, 15 & 22) he can choose to move himself to Box 3 or Box 18 per his choice. Will not apply is he doesn't land in penalty boxes.

Bronze:
Best of the rest. Community Service Card: When winner lands in penalty box, he can choose between the 4 penalty box criteria and choose 1 to apply for his penalty. For example, if he lands in Box 15 and plays his card, he gets to choose between boxes 1, 7,15 & 22 to apply for that turn.

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Deadline for submission: Before end of Round 10.
 
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Were the cards distributed randomly?

Winner of previous Jackpots.

@Edgar Allan Pillow

We are likely to have 15 rounds at least (even 16 for Enigma) in order to get 14 players, right??

It'll continue till everyone has 14 players. Once you reach 14, you stop playing and others who have less will just continue.

Is Chester's used on a player or round?

Both look like pre-roll cards so will not affect this round, right?

Chester's win will apply to entire round. If he restricts to a nationality, that will apply in addition to your box criteria.

Yes, it need to be announced ahead and will apply in subsequent turn only.
 
Chester's win will apply to entire round. If he restricts to a nationality, that will apply in addition to your box criteria.

Yes, it need to be announced ahead and will apply in subsequent turn only.

What happens if there aren't any players suitable to the nationality restriction (or manager or whatever) when the card is activated?

For example Chester uses English nationality and there isn't a suitable player in box 26 - played in the three big leagues (think the list is shortest there)? We can switch to the default criteria or?
 
What happens if there aren't any players suitable to the nationality restriction (or manager or whatever) when the card is activated?

For example Chester uses English nationality and there isn't a suitable player in box 26 - played in the three big leagues (think the list is shortest there)? We can switch to the default criteria or?
Default criteria (box without a pool) with nationality constraint obviously.
 
Yup. Default criteria applies.

I think you should read the prize card description again ;)

It says that you can choose to bypass it, though - could you clarify this:

Can you just go default regardless, or do you have to stick to nationality (or club) if there are eligible picks for your box, i.e. default only applies if there are no eligible players?
 
Also, at first glance I don't see what I have to benefit from using this card at any stage, so might as well play it now.
 
Also, at first glance I don't see what I have to benefit from using this card at any stage, so might as well play it now.

Another option is to use later in the process to make challenging for the managers to get the last player part of the starting 11 ie. higher potential risk at the end to get 2 sheeps in the starting 11.
 
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P-Nut - 1. Ronaldinho (9) 2. D. De Gea (13) 3. Neymar (19) 4. DROPPED 5. A. Sanchez (26) 6. Bale (16) 7. G Heinze 8. D. Alli (20) 9. B. Foulkes (3)

harms - 1. DROPPED (10) 2. G. Donnarumma (20) 3. L. Figo (1) 4. R. Marquez (7) 5. L. Riva (12) 6. R. Giggs (18) 7. Carvajal 8. B. Robson (27)

Tuppet - 1. M. Desailly (2) 2. J. Neeskens (9) 3. DROPPED 4. D. Dzajic (19) 5. L. Suarez (14) 6. Van Hanegem (6) 7. A. Chivadze 8. Ashley Cole (14)

Onenil/ctp - 1. J. Bican (D) 2. DROPPED 3. G. Facchetti (25) 4. H. Stoichkov (4) 5. J. Bozsik (8) 6. J. Zanetti (12) 7. D. Walker 8. R. Rivellino

Pat_Mustard - 1. R. Gullit (11) 2. A. Brehme (16) 3. DROPPED 4. P. McGrath (2) 5. Paco Gento (23) 6. A. Pirlo (16) 7. Viv Anderson 8. S. Piola

Skizzo - 1. Kaka 2. R. Dasayev 3. G. Souness 4. DROPPED 5. M. Buchan 6. R van Nistelrooy (18) 7. I. Helguera 8. D. Beckham

mazhar13 - 1. D. Law (4) 2. U. Seeler (11) 3. P. Nedvěd (16) 4. DROPPED 5. J. Santamaria (19) 6. P. Vieira (2) 7. S. Jardine 8. K.-H. Schnellinger (10)

2mufc0 - 1. DROPPED 2. E. Davids (17) 3. P.R. Falcao (25) 4. Z. Ibrahimović (3) 5. P. Shilton (8)6. L. Thuram (12) 7. A. Carboni 8. Gerson (23)

prath92 - 1. M. Ballack (4) 2. T. Henry (10) 3. DROPPED (16) 4. C. Tevez (18) 5. R. Donadoni (16) 6. P. Montero (4) 7. W. Gallas 8. R. Carlos (9)

Chesterlestreet - 1. J. Masopust (6) 2. R. Baraja (13) 3. E. Cantona (18) 4. DROPPED (1) 5. J-P. Papin (1) 6. T. Finney (16) 7. D. Hamann 8. H. Chumpitaz (21)

Oaencha - 1. A. Del Piero 2. R. Lewandowski 3. S. Gerrard 4. DROPPED 5. S. Campbell 6. O. Dembele 7. Nelinho 8. X. Alonso

Moby - 1. D. Drogba (7) 2. DROPPED 3. A.Robben (17) 4. N. Vidic (14) 5. M. Sindelar (22) 6. R. Keane (10) 7. Sanchis 8. J. C. Valerón (13)

RedTiger - 1. C. Seedorf 2. Batistuta 3. J. Stam 4. DROPPED 5. F. Redondo 6. C. Gentile 7. Futre 8. L. Enrique

NM - 1. D. Edwards 2. P. Scholes 3. DROPPED 4. John Charles 5. Dani Alves 6. Cannavaro 7. van Bronckhorst 8. K.H. Förster

Enigma_87/Sjor - 1. DROPPED 2. R. Ferdinand (18) 3. DROPPED (26) 4. G. Mendieta (8) 5. Luis Suárez Miramontes (10) 6. K. H. Rummenigge (21) 7. J. Capdevila 8. J. Kohler (25)

Ecstatic/MDFC - 1. M. Laudrup (5) 2. Xavi (10) 3. O. Varela (19) 4. DROPPED 5. G. Bailey (1) 6. A. Shevchenko (19) 7. M. Reiziger 8. R. Krol (25)

Block list: Alfredo Di Stéfano, Bobby Charlton, Bobby Moore, Cristiano Ronaldo, Daniel Passarella, Diego Maradona, Elias Figueroa, Eusébio, Ferenc Puskás, Franco Baresi, Franz Beckenbauer, Gaetano Scirea, Garrincha, George Best, Gerd Müller, Johan Cruyff, Lev Yashin, Lionel Messi, Lothar Matthäus, Luis Ronaldo, Marco van Basten, Matthias Sammer, Michel Platini, Paolo Maldini, Pelé, Rivaldo, Roberto Baggio, Romário, Zico, Zinedine Zidane

Dropped list: Frank Rijkaard, Samuel Eto'o, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Laurent Blanc, Philipp Lahm, Paul Breitner, Pietro Vierchowod, Giuseppe Bergomi, Kopke, Lizarazu, Jimmy Greaves, Mats Hummels, Alessandro Nesta, Oscar Ruggeri, C. Puyol, V.Valdes, A. Iniesta, Nobby Stiles
 
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P-Nut - 1. Ronaldinho (9) 2. D. De Gea (13) 3. Neymar (19) 4. DROPPED 5. A. Sanchez (26) 6. Bale (16) 7. G Heinze 8. D. Alli (20) 9. B. Foulkes (3)

harms - 1. DROPPED (10) 2. G. Donnarumma (20) 3. L. Figo (1) 4. R. Marquez (7) 5. L. Riva (12) 6. R. Giggs (18) 7. Carvajal 8. B. Robson (27) 9. V. Voronin (6)

Tuppet - 1. M. Desailly (2) 2. J. Neeskens (9) 3. DROPPED 4. D. Dzajic (19) 5. L. Suarez (14) 6. Van Hanegem (6) 7. A. Chivadze 8. Ashley Cole (14)

Onenil/ctp - 1. J. Bican (D) 2. DROPPED 3. G. Facchetti (25) 4. H. Stoichkov (4) 5. J. Bozsik (8) 6. J. Zanetti (12) 7. D. Walker 8. R. Rivellino

Pat_Mustard - 1. R. Gullit (11) 2. A. Brehme (16) 3. DROPPED 4. P. McGrath (2) 5. Paco Gento (23) 6. A. Pirlo (16) 7. Viv Anderson 8. S. Piola

Skizzo - 1. Kaka 2. R. Dasayev 3. G. Souness 4. DROPPED 5. M. Buchan 6. R van Nistelrooy (18) 7. I. Helguera 8. D. Beckham

mazhar13 - 1. D. Law (4) 2. U. Seeler (11) 3. P. Nedvěd (16) 4. DROPPED 5. J. Santamaria (19) 6. P. Vieira (2) 7. S. Jardine 8. K.-H. Schnellinger (10)

2mufc0 - 1. DROPPED 2. E. Davids (17) 3. P.R. Falcao (25) 4. Z. Ibrahimović (3) 5. P. Shilton (8)6. L. Thuram (12) 7. A. Carboni 8. Gerson (23)

prath92 - 1. M. Ballack (4) 2. T. Henry (10) 3. DROPPED (16) 4. C. Tevez (18) 5. R. Donadoni (16) 6. P. Montero (4) 7. W. Gallas 8. R. Carlos (9)

Chesterlestreet - 1. J. Masopust (6) 2. R. Baraja (13) 3. E. Cantona (18) 4. DROPPED (1) 5. J-P. Papin (1) 6. T. Finney (16) 7. D. Hamann 8. H. Chumpitaz (21)

Oaencha - 1. A. Del Piero 2. R. Lewandowski 3. S. Gerrard 4. DROPPED 5. S. Campbell 6. O. Dembele 7. Nelinho 8. X. Alonso

Moby - 1. D. Drogba (7) 2. DROPPED 3. A.Robben (17) 4. N. Vidic (14) 5. M. Sindelar (22) 6. R. Keane (10) 7. Sanchis 8. J. C. Valerón (13)

RedTiger - 1. C. Seedorf 2. Batistuta 3. J. Stam 4. DROPPED 5. F. Redondo 6. C. Gentile 7. Futre 8. L. Enrique

NM - 1. D. Edwards 2. P. Scholes 3. DROPPED 4. John Charles 5. Dani Alves 6. Cannavaro 7. van Bronckhorst 8. K.H. Förster

Enigma_87/Sjor - 1. DROPPED 2. R. Ferdinand (18) 3. DROPPED (26) 4. G. Mendieta (8) 5. Luis Suárez Miramontes (10) 6. K. H. Rummenigge (21) 7. J. Capdevila 8. J. Kohler (25)

Ecstatic/MDFC - 1. M. Laudrup (5) 2. Xavi (10) 3. O. Varela (19) 4. DROPPED 5. G. Bailey (1) 6. A. Shevchenko (19) 7. M. Reiziger 8. R. Krol (25)

Block list: Alfredo Di Stéfano, Bobby Charlton, Bobby Moore, Cristiano Ronaldo, Daniel Passarella, Diego Maradona, Elias Figueroa, Eusébio, Ferenc Puskás, Franco Baresi, Franz Beckenbauer, Gaetano Scirea, Garrincha, George Best, Gerd Müller, Johan Cruyff, Lev Yashin, Lionel Messi, Lothar Matthäus, Luis Ronaldo, Marco van Basten, Matthias Sammer, Michel Platini, Paolo Maldini, Pelé, Rivaldo, Roberto Baggio, Romário, Zico, Zinedine Zidane

Dropped list: Frank Rijkaard, Samuel Eto'o, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Laurent Blanc, Philipp Lahm, Paul Breitner, Pietro Vierchowod, Giuseppe Bergomi, Kopke, Lizarazu, Jimmy Greaves, Mats Hummels, Alessandro Nesta, Oscar Ruggeri, C. Puyol, V.Valdes, A. Iniesta, Nobby Stiles

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Valery Voronin in 250+ appearances - already discussed with EAP,
2 European Cup
5 CWC
219 Soviet league
30 Soviet Cup (plus he played some games in 1969 after the car crash, but there is no data on the squads for some reason)
=256, at the very least.


@Tuppet
 
Giggs - Robson - Voronin - Figo :drool:

I have a bad feeling that it won't last long though
 
Another option is to use later in the process to make challenging for the managers to get the last player part of the starting 11 ie. higher potential risk at the end to get 2 sheeps in the starting 11.

True, but this applies to myself as well.

It depends on the default business too. If you can bypass the restriction, it's a pretty soft «punishment», and unlikely that anyone will be forced to pick sheep types.
 
True, but this applies to myself as well.

It depends on the default business too. If you can bypass the restriction, it's a pretty soft «punishment», and unlikely that anyone will be forced to pick sheep types.

You will choose a criteria that is fine for you but bad for the others.

Edit: it depends if you know the roll before or after you choose the criteria
 
It depends on the default business too. If you can bypass the restriction, it's a pretty soft «punishment», and unlikely that anyone will be forced to pick sheep types.

Well, choose what restriction you want to apply? Restrict a club, manager or nationality? Which particular club/manager/nationality?

Your restriction applies to default criteria too. I don't want to drop down to sheep level pick, so they can use Default criteria but still with your restriction added on.

For example, you choose to go via club restricted to Real Madrid, If they can't find a good player to match both club and card (e.g. Fergie era player box), then they can use default criteria but still restricted to Real Madrid players.
 
The restriction could be damaging for the winner if his target is picked by somebody else :wenger:
 
Well, choose what restriction you want to apply? Restrict a club, manager or nationality? Which particular club/manager/nationality?

Your restriction applies to default criteria too. I don't want to drop down to sheep level pick, so they can use Default criteria but still with your restriction added on.

For example, you choose to go via club restricted to Real Madrid, If they can't find a good player to match both club and card (e.g. Fergie era player box), then they can use default criteria but still restricted to Real Madrid players.
That's a bad example as there's no pool.

My understanding is even if you got nationality and Fergie pool (say, English played for SAF) I can still choose to bypass the box and pick any English player not in the default pool list.
 
@Chesterlestreet I would look at it as a bodyguard. You always know your possible next round boxes. See which cherished targets are out of scope and choose his club/country/manager for next round so no one can pick him. Obviously choose among those three the one that least affects you in your priority options for each of the next 12 boxes.

E.g. If I want Zanetti and have no other Inter targets that's easy. If I do then check if I have Argie targets. If I do, pick any one of his many managers that doesn't affect my targets.
 
You don't know the roll - that's the deal with these jackpot things.
You can void the entire round tho and force everyone to pick a sheep. Just restrict by nationality (Chinese or Ivorian or something).

Personally think the biggest advantage is to use it later after you've completed your team(round 11/12). You'd gain some advantage on those who hasn't.

Especially with only 14 rounds and already 1-2 dropped players.
 
To be honest, I can't be arsed thinking too much about this - I have more important things to do at the moment.

So analyzing possibilities is simply not on. I can barely devote any time to the current roll.

Seems obvious that you'd want to wait as long as possible to play the card, though. Going Chinese doesn't make much sense until you've got an XI yourself. So, either you wait or you roll the dice, as it were, with something that ensures a decent size pool.

It's a shitty prize at any rate, more hassle than bonus.
 
I think other managers are happy you don't win this card :lol:
wait until Chester actually uses it think will be another "injury" round either way. :D

To be honest, I can't be arsed thinking too much about this - I have more important things to do at the moment.

So analyzing possibilities is simply not on. I can barely devote any time to the current roll.

Seems obvious that you'd want to wait as long as possible to play the card, though. Going Chinese doesn't make much sense until you've got an XI yourself. So, either you wait or you roll the dice, as it were, with something that ensures a decent size pool.

It's a shitty prize at any rate, more hassle than bonus.

yeah obviously as you hurt yourself. My thinking was if you complete your set and you're happy with your first 11 you can do damage with that card on the rest who haven't. Personally for managers who already have multiple dropped players(like ourselves) it's better to use it earlier than later.