RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

Irrational. said:
God, this period of decent form and football has made them unbearably cocky and full of themselves.

I hope to see them come crashing back down in the second half of the season, and go back to suffering from Post Traumatic Slip Disorder.
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I find it even more funny that even in their most prominent patch of form, and our worst, they couldn't manage a single goal against us at home. Embarassing.
 
MPs call for investigation of wit avoidance in Andy@Allerton's recent Mourinho thread titles:
José Mourinho - Not quite as good as the Chosen One!
José Mourinho - No taxes paid on......thingy?
José Mourinho - points for everyone!!
José Mourinho - King of Europe!!
José Mourinho, no corner turned for you sonny
José Mourinho he's saying 'Hello' to Ms. Jose Mourinho.. Ooooh!! Missus!!
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we normally wheel this out around Xmas

In the Liverpool grotto...

Father Christmas "Hello Little Rawk-person, what is it that you would like for a Christmas present this year?"

Little R "I would like a small pet Dragon that breathes fire & lives in a shoebox in my wardrobe''

Father Christmas "We are very busy & that's really a bit too difficult I'm afraid, we can't magick Dragons up out of thin air just like that, how about something a bit easier for us to organise"

Little R "Can you arrange for Liverpool to win the League?"

Father Christmas "Tell me a bit more about the Dragon...''
 
RAWK MATCHDAY COMMENTARY:
83' - B'mth sitting back now and launching on the counter. The Fraser sub was a good one for B'mth. We're pushing hard for a winner.
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87' - Corner for B'mth. They take it short, move it along the line and pump one into the box. Karius comes and clears but its offside anyway.

5 minutes of extra time announced. Good, we can get the winner.
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90+2' - SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have they booked the open top bus & have they finished editing the DVD (How we lost the title by the Sea, like they slipped up at the palace)
 
Why is this thread quiet? Start bringing out the good stuff you miserable muppets.
 
So little about their loss, and nothing about Rojo?
Keep the quotes coming lads, what else do we pay you to spy for?
 
VanGaalEra said:
Went over to see what they are saying about Karius........... thread locked.
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Just saw the goals highlight from their game, was sure it was Mignolet in goal.
Karius is learning fast from their gk trainer.
 
Not from RAWK but off the Liverpool reddit forum.

"Liverpool FC - The only top ten club in the world where almost any club regardless of form can snatch points."

I guess they're probably the only "top 10 club in the world" not to win the league in 3 decades too.
 
Defending their goalkeeper....
De Gea has made more mistakes this season than Karius. He made the same mistake as Karius in the Bournemouth game a week earlier against West Ham and nothing was made of it but he has been there longer and saved them equally as many points so time will tell.
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shaky said:
Not from RAWK but off the Liverpool reddit forum.

"Liverpool FC - The only top ten club in the world where almost any club regardless of form can snatch points."

I guess they're probably the only "top 10 club in the world" not to win the league in 3 decades too.
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:D
 
Matip thread:
He's incredible. Love him.
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I think he's our one genuinely world-class player - he'd be an absolute shoe-in for any other side in the Prem, for sure, and can't be many, if any, other top sides he wouldn't start for either.
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He's the best defender I've seen for Liverpool, that's for sure - though Hansen was before my time, admittedly.
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I love how Rawk always finds a player who they hype up so much. You could read word to word the same things about Sakho this time last year, funny how that turned out.
 
Truedevil said:
Matip thread:




I love how Rawk always finds a player who they hype up so much. You could read word to word the same things about Sakho this time last year, funny how that turned out.
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Some of the comments are over the top but Sakho and Matip aren't similar at all. Matip's a much more composed defender than Sakho (and I actually think Sakho is a decent defender on his day).
 
Matip is decent/good, not the ghost of Franco Baresi like RAWK would have you believe though.
 
cesc's_mullet said:
RAWK at its finest. I understand that RAWK doesn't represent the fan base though.
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I still remember his performance at Watford last year. He always had a few of those performances where he looked like he couldn't even stand on his own two feet. I suppose it doesn't matter if you're over rating a player on the internet though. It's not like anyone's ever going to know who you are.

Their Mourinho thread is already 200 pages long. :eek:
 
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