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Anyway. Are RAWK raving about Liverpool beating Slovakia last night?
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition
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No, I'm Malcolm.
Anyway. Are RAWK raving about Liverpool beating Slovakia last night?
Thankshttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...p-m-not-saying-world-s-best-m-quite-good.html
Edit: What @King Kendrick said, but he does somehow put him in the world class bracket (the best players are more than talent, natural superior physique). Would like too see which spin RAWK puts on it
Im sure thats all they took from his words
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Entertainers.
Yeah, they fail to mention that most of them are against Liverpool and their hilarious defence though.
Comic relief, sure. Entertainment? Meh.
Huh? It says 46 against in the tweet.
Oh, didn't even bother to read.
I'm reading a lot of red shite on my Facebook losing their minds over Micheal Owen and his praise of Uniteds summer signings. Funny to see.
Also true of the 13/14 season where they tried to win the league by beating teams 4-3 every week, and failed.
Top of the self entertainment league.
Wankas?
Yes.
How many matches he was manager on? Opta, would be nice to put some other teams goal sum for the period too.
Find Klopp's first game, look out a copy of the League Table for that point of the season, do the math for End of season minus the pre-Jurgen games would be one way.
Wait, which League Table? Man, you have to be precise, is it Woodwork League Table, Alternative League Table, If-Hendo-was-Messi League Table...?
Extensive research says = Last 30 games, Big Bad Brendan only done the first 8 of the season before they offed him. There is a website that does dated League tables, the Stats one. I shall shortly be banned for chatting but as long as I don't have to see the crowd GIFs again that'll be fine,
.Ah, thanks, didn't have to do it.
It was mostly a dig at opta to include more info in such tweets.
Though, probably 33 games then, three from this season?
It was mostly a dig at opta to include more info in such tweets.
Though, probably 33 games then, three from this season?
Klopp is no where near as entertaining as Brentan Rodgers.
His wacky character status has been a total let down since he came to England.
Oh wait, goals?
His wacky character status has been a total let down since he came to England.
Oh wait, goals?
Except that it does say exactly what the tallies were.
http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/liverpool-jurgen-klopp-transfer-window-inside-story/84124
A truly RAWK-esque article that attempts to make out that Klopp failing to sign his targets and not getting a left back is all part of some genius plan
A truly RAWK-esque article that attempts to make out that Klopp failing to sign his targets and not getting a left back is all part of some genius plan
Raw Cantona really was such a letdown, thought he'd have this thread back to the way it used to be
Very much so, seems he makes an extra effort NOT to be bias against United. To the point where you think 'does he really like us?'
A complete Jurgen Klopp wankathon.
That was fecking awful
Basically, he's seen what we did with Valencia and he reckons he can do the same with Milner.
The rest was a load of waffle.
RAWK are so upset about the way their Jose Mourinho thread is working out that a Mod has taken the decision to lock it in true North Korean style!
We. are. worried.
We. are. worried.
what is this supposed to be? seriously
1 - you could say it's chat if you're being very generous, everybody is entitled to their point of view I suppose
2 - it's not any attempt to make any positive contribution is it?, so thanks for that
3 - Cantona kindly posted once/twice to tell us what the crack was over there & answer a question, Cantona gave us loads of fab material posting OVER THERE not here
I mean. honestly. It's just snarky & shit, for me. Apols for maybe singling you out but I see it everywhere & now it's here.
Not everybody gets it right all the time but if that's the best you can do, I wouldn't be bothering, tbh.
Yeah, that lots over there locked the United/Mourinho thread which kind of suck. Need more meltdowns from RAWk, they sustain me
Yeah I don't get this criticism about Cantona, he was a WUM legend at RAWK so is he supposed to do the same from here
They do confess to missing Cantona posting over there. As do we.
Best get some quotes in before @marukomu drops the CrowdGIF bomb,
Best get some quotes in before @marukomu drops the CrowdGIF bomb,
(than LFC vs Leicester)
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Re: José Mourinho - New Manchester Unted Manager. It's all right Bébé's coming back
« Reply #6003 on: September 2, 2016, 11:34:17 AM »
Manchester United will win this easily. Best manager in the world. Best car seats pretending to be dug out seats in the world, best rain-free climate in the world, best fans, best stadium, best double yellow lines, best tarmac, best kebabs, best koalas, best atoms, best bananas, best best best George Best best best.
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Re: José Mourinho - New Manchester Unted Manager. It's all right Bébé's coming back
« Reply #6005 on: September 3, 2016, 11:31:55 AM »
They say Mourinho is as big as four cats and he's got a retractable leg so's he can leap up at you better. And you know what, Ted, he lights up at night and he's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears. His claws are as big as cups and for some reason, he's got a tremendous fear of stamps! Mrs Doyle was telling me that he's got magnets on his tail, so's if you're made out of metal he can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth, he's got four arses!
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Re: José Mourinho - New Manchester Unted Manager. It's all right Bébé's coming back
« Reply #6105 on: Yesterday at 04:35:02 PM »
What's wrong with looking forward to the United vs City game? I am. Very interested to see what happens and of course, the Mourinho vs Pep rivalry adds extra spice. Hoping for a City win or a draw. Definitely will be giving it a watch before our game comes on. Guess that makes me a Manc, or?
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Re: José Mourinho - New Manchester Unted Manager. It's all right Bébé's coming back
« Reply #6106 on: Yesterday at 04:38:37 PM »
Quote from: SC04OCT on Yesterday at 04:35:02 PM
What's wrong with looking forward to the United vs City game? I am. Very interested to see what happens and of course, the Mourinho vs Pep rivalry adds extra spice. Hoping for a City win or a draw. Definitely will be giving it a watch before our game comes on. Guess that makes me a Manc, or?
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We got the best koalas!
I'll be mostly watching "Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD" today I think.
Rolls off the tongue nicely, that title.