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It accounts for difficulty of fixtures when looking at the league table
So how do yu factor in suspension, injuries and poor form?
It accounts for difficulty of fixtures when looking at the league table
A part of me dies seeing Rafa managing in Championship.
No prizes for guessing which part.
Do we really have a lack of pace? I get that we've got our share of slow players with Mata, Blind, Rooney, Ibra and Fellaini, but it's not like we haven't got pacier options on the bench if pace becomes crucial to win the game.
De Gea
Valencia - Smalling - Bailly - Shaw
Herrera - Pogba
Lingard - Mkhitaryan - Martial
Rashford
Is there a team in the league that can field a quicker side than that if pace was absolutely necessary? None of those players are slow by any means.
A man wearing a dress, you say?A little off topic but my friend just found this in today's Liverpool Echo:
"A gunman wearing a red dress and wig carried out an armed robbery at a Liverpool sex shop.
The robber who was also wearing a grey cap and white gloves struck at the adults only store Nice N Naughty in Colquitt Street"
They can't even pay for their sex toys?
The Alternative Premier League Table 2016-17
Considering the lack of pace on their team, I'd be very surprised if they beat Leicester. It will be the perfect game for Ranieri's counter-attacking style. As for the games against Manchester City, Liverpool and Chelsea, Mourinho will be playing for a 0-0, so he might not lose all 3 of them.
Yes, because we've never shown we can win a game against Leicester. Valencia, Shaw and Bailly are about as fast as Laurent Blanc as well.
I haven't looked but i'm guessing they are talking about Fellaini and how he always gets away with elbowing players?.I see over at RAWK that they are faux-outraged with Agüero most likely getting a ban. This is totally objective of course, since they wouldn't be screaming for him to be banned at all if City were to face Liverpool next.
Though, tbf a fair few of them are saying that he will be rightfully banned.
The irony of it being created & maintained by an Arsenal supporter on a United forum.Alternative tables for hypotheticals (hitting the wordwork, dodgy offsides, penalties etc) is embarrassing, but I remember the original Storeytime table in here, and that was useful. It does give a good idea of how top teams are performing early on vs expectations.
Bizarre disguise. Apparently it's a sex shop aimed at women, so maybe he was trying to fit in.A little off topic but my friend just found this in today's Liverpool Echo:
"A gunman wearing a red dress and wig carried out an armed robbery at a Liverpool sex shop.
The robber who was also wearing a grey cap and white gloves struck at the adults only store Nice N Naughty in Colquitt Street"
They can't even pay for their sex toys?
Best bus parking team ever
There's a sensible argument a few posts back on here which I don't want to dignify by quoting back, this isn't why we are here.... and I can't find the RAWK thing I nearly quoted this morning, which is annoying but someone on there said about Leicester - winning the Prem by 10pts last year btw, it was 'ish'
is what he reckons for Leicester
if it were that easy they'd all be doing it, no?
Anything to justify achievement.
If United win it "Can outspend anyone, buying players with their own money!!"
City "Oil Money"
Chelsea "Oil Money"
Leicester "Bus Parking"
Liverpool "BEST WIN IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL"
To be fair, Leicester's achievement pales in comparison to Liverpool's eternally consecutive trebles of Net Spend Leagues, Alternative Premier Leagues and Golden Glove trophies.
and 2012 League Cup,
Is that their only cup in the last 10yrs?
let's give it some wellyI believe it might be, yes .
Sorry, .
ffsNo prizes for guessing which part.
The ridiculous thing about making fun of them for running it is that the system is the same for every team, it's not to make them look better, if they're doing shit in it then the table would reflect that. It's not some magic make-Liverpool-look-great table.Guys, as a nice joke as it is, alternate table is an interesting thing and can be somehow useful in seeing how teams are doing versus the expectations. And no, Liverpool doesn't win it because whoever wins the real table wins it too. However if a team defeats the likes of United and City while some other team defeats Swansea and Sunderland, then the first team is higher in the table.
In the end, obviously the table is in the same order as the real one, but at various points of the season it might be interesting to look at it cause it accounts also for the difficulty of matches.
No idea why Rawk gets this much jokes for it.
I've never actually bothered to check their forum, but I seem to recall posts from there that portrayed Liverpool as runaway winners of the Alternate Premier League at various points during different seasons. I understand the Storeytime table and see the value in it, but do they run exactly the same version of it as we do? Because it seems like they're stacking the deck in extremely in favour of Liverpool based on the quoted posts in this thread.
I remember something slightly more detailed where it was par to draw with the teams around the same 3/4 positions as you. Extra points for drawing/beating teams above you. And part to be beating teams below you.
Massively favours teams around 5-8 as they have the ability to pick up points on teams finishing above them but the top 4 don't. It's flawed to say the least.
So what you are saying is, it's designed to make Liverpool look good?
Those evil geniuses.
I remember something slightly more detailed where it was par to draw with the teams around the same 3/4 positions as you. Extra points for drawing/beating teams above you. And part to be beating teams below you.
Massively favours teams around 5-8 as they have the ability to pick up points on teams finishing above them but the top 4 don't. It's flawed to say the least.
Not only that but that's not really how leagues are won, we had pretty good results under LVG against a lot of the top teams but you need to be beating the rest consistently, that's arguably more important.
At the end of the day (season), both the tables converge. Or atleast thats how the alternate table is supposed to work. So whoever tops that table also tops the actual table and vice versa.At the end of the day, only one fecking table matters. Let them win their Alternative table... we'll do our best to win the real table.