Fase of Pley is like that kid at school who used to apparently be an expert on something new every week, usually whatever people were talking about at that exact moment, so he could make himself the centre of attention.
Random Person: "The weather looks like it'll be pretty bad this weekend."
Fase of Pley: "I spent ten years working as Michael Fish."
Random Person: "Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my friend..."
Fase of Pley: "Ignore that other person beside you, I'm actually your friend. I have been for twenty years."
Random Person: "...I'm calling the police."
Fase of Pley: "No need, I've been a police officer for thirty years. Is this other person bothering you?"