RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

It's On.


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Voted for Balotelli with all the email id's I have.. 4 to be precise :D

Also gave 4 votes to Javier Manquillo! :D
 
Wonder if they'll let us vote for Gerrard's red in the performance of the year section.. Gotta wait till the 27th of April to find out!
 
Someone with some basic programming knowledge should be able to write a bot which votes for balotelli, refreshes the page and votes again on a loop.
 
Someone with some basic programming knowledge should be able to write a bot which votes for balotelli, refreshes the page and votes again on a loop.
Didn't @Olly do something similar for a vote about best player in the Premier League era or something? Or maybe he had a lot of spare time.
 
Phase of Play is diversifying into something resembling attempted comedy; at night, in a very dark room, with the lights off and you've lost your mind specs.

So please avoid the ''Brookside v Crossroads Motel'' match preview unless you're terribly easily amused.

Coutinho / Anna Friel

The player that makes people think dirty, sordid things for something so innocent as a game, the little magician could be the most important player on the field on Sunday. If he is allowed the space to play like Tactics Tim will probably allow him, he could become the Crossroads' worst nightmare. Alternatively, shut him down, and there might be people who wouldn't bother watching. He really has the skill to elevate the game beyond soap opera into pure fantasy. Could be the one to watch.
 
Mighty Red, I feel that hoping for a Manc collapse is highly commendable, but is also just the right thing to do and I salute you on your thought process.

feck those lucky stumble on a plan losers anyway if Carwreck goes down its gonna be Moysey with long balls again for that lot. He can only win by sitting Falco Di Maria and Van Persie. Couple hundred mill invested in that lot darent let them near a meaningful kick. Ha. Plenty of feck up left in them. Just take a couple of sprained ankles to do them in.

More chance catching utd in my opinion. Away to Chelsea next and the following week away to Everton. If they loose those two and we beat West brom and Hull then the points gap is down to 2pts. They have palace away and arsenal home which i think are their only other dodgy fixtures - though Hull away last game of season could see them in with a chance of staying up so could be dodge? One loss from them and we are back in it but we would need to win all or at least only loose/draw one to be in with a chance. I'ts doable, not out of the realms of possibility but we would need to be fecking on it like never before to put the pressure on.

We need to win all our games, otherwise it is impossible. Otherwise #KloppIn
 

They're expecting us to lose nearly as many games in our last 6 as we have lost in our previous 32. Not to mention that they seem to think they won't be dropping any points at all. Catching City is their best bet, but don't think it'll happen.
 
With +8pts and far superior GD, we would have to lose 3/6 while Liverpool win 6/6. We both face Chelsea away, where Mourinho's only ever lost once. Good luck with that .

But got to love the hope!
 
With +8pts and far superior GD, we would have to lose 3/6 while Liverpool win 6/6. We both face Chelsea away, where Mourinho's only ever lost once. Good luck with that .

But got to love the hope!

Not only that they have, Palace, Chelsea and Stoke in their last three games, they will lose all of them.
 
With +8pts and far superior GD, we would have to lose 3/6 while Liverpool win 6/6. We both face Chelsea away, where Mourinho's only ever lost once. Good luck with that .

But got to love the hope!

It's interesting we have very similar fixtures to them, 4 away, both of us play Chelsea, and Hull, they have Stoke, we have Everton, they have WBA, we have Palace, the last two are similar in the difficulty.

At home they have Palace, we have WBA, the only game that doesn't reallystch up is us having Arsenal, and them having QPR.

Never say never but I'd say it's very doubtful they will get near.
 
Even if we voted enough to gift Balotelli the award surely the club wouldn't give it to him? Anyway I hope he knows he has our vote.
 
Even if we voted enough to gift Balotelli the award surely the club wouldn't give it to him? Anyway I hope he knows he has our vote.
We're voting for the fan's award. What else will they do? Give it to the second highest vote recipient?
 
these were close enough for us to pretend they were connected

Full backs are irrelevant players

What makes this place a cut above is the number of genuinely superb posts that really make you consider things, take a step back, and make you feel like you've learned something.
 
Why are we voting for Markovic anyway? There's plenty of RAWK nutters who probably think he'll still grow into the next Ronaldo.

I went for Manquillo because he isn't even their player.
I went for Rossiter because who the feck is Rossiter.