RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[syrian_scholes]

Its amazing that our team is always shit and lucky, yet we've finsihed ahead of them every year apart from last for the past 20 years.

Bizzare.

Bissare*

 

[zlatan_ish]

Game highlights:



"Minoxidil boy"

 

[Crackers]

Bird shat man

 

[BW.k]

suarez would have taken them to pieces, as would sturridge

I'm sure Ronaldo would have taken them to pieces , as would Di Maria....

 

[antohan]

I think people don't count last year as United. I remember someone saying that this was the worst united team for decades, especially if you include the manager. Last year apparently didn't happen.

TBF, until late in the second half they were all players who were at the club last year. They DID lose to a poor United, relatively speaking, and it sure must be devastating to see what a shower of shite they are that they can't even turn it on for their cup final.

Awesome

 

[Nighteyes]

Game highlights:



"Minoxidil boy"

"Bird shit man"

"Lanky poodle"



I love these even if it's a bit repetitive.

 

[Sassy Colin]

TBF, until late in the second half they were all players who were at the club last year. They DID lose to a poor United, relatively speaking, and it sure must be devastating to see what a shower of shite they are that they can't even turn it on for their cup final.

Awesome

It's true though, isn't it? However shite they've been, they've always pulled something out of the bag for Cup Final day. Especially Slippy G, who I didn't even notice was playing until about 15 minutes from the end.

 

[Ramshock]

Game highlights:



"Minoxidil boy"

Birdshit man??
lanky poodle

 

[LARulz]

This is actually from Bluemoon but it's just as baffling:

It sounds like you're buying into LVG's philosophy,close your eyes and keep your fingers crossed, thats all it is.
They will win nowt with that bunch of mercenaries,you cannot buy the league!

 

[The United Irishman]

This is actually from Bluemoon but it's just as baffling:

wow

 

[vibe]

This is actually from Bluemoon but it's just as baffling:

Oh my

 

[Ramshock]

This is actually from Bluemoon but it's just as baffling:

Surely the posters tongue was so firmly in cheek that it burst out the other side like an Alien baby

 

[Jippy]

Birdshit man??
lanky poodle

Lanky poodle is brilliant!

 

[Pscholes18]

Game highlights:



"Minoxidil boy"

I wonder if he isn't having it? Who is this lunatic?

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

Don't worry, everyone. There'll be at least one interview with a Liverpool player mid-week who will talk about how they all really, really want to do well and how the next game is the chance to turn things around and kickstart our season.

Then we'll have plenty on here falling for it, we'll get beat comfortably and it'll all happen again.

followed by

Henderson has already sent the transcript to the media department.

Another one on Rodgers' transfer 'acumen':

if you were fsg would you trust him with the money, if I gave him a tenner to get me beer and fags from the shop he'd probably bring back a lettuce and some johnnies

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Its amazing that our team is always shit and lucky, yet we've finsihed ahead of them every year apart from last for the past 20 years.

Bizzare.

You forgot 01-02 there Sam, give them credit where it's deserved. ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR SUCCESS YOU CNUT.

 

[Lynk]

 

[Sam]

You forgot 01-02 there Sam, give them credit where it's deserved. ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR SUCCESS YOU CNUT.

Sorry, my mistake la. I will make sure I get my fachts right in the future. YAWN.

 

[Pscholes18]

This is solid gold.

 

[The Mitcher]

This is actually from Bluemoon but it's just as baffling:

THE IRONY and the audacity to call us mercenaries!!!

 

[JUPITER]

They keep mentioning the chances they created (a massive 7 on target) but Accrington Stanley would create chances against us at the minute, literally.
The only stat that matters in football is the final score, it always has.

"Accrington Stanley...who are they!?"

 

[arthurka]

This is solid gold.

It's our year.....

 

[Gandalf Greyhame]

On Lovren:

This season, you would think he was a 10 year old trapped in a mans body with no fecking idea on what a football is and what the concept of a defence is.

"Thats our goal, and we must stop the ball going into goal, got it Dejan?"

"eeerrrrrr can you repeat that please boss, because I think I`ve got a kebab and some a couple of jalapenos lodged in my frontal lobe"

A poster replying to some stupid question:

Is it

A) The owners.

B) The owners.

C) The owners.

Answers on a postcard to

Agenda house,
Miserable fecker lane,
Twatsville.

The successor issue:

Everyone wanting Rodgers to go.

Realistically if he was dismissed tomorrow, who would there be better to take us over?

Answers vary:

I think we should bring in Guardiola or Ancelotti.Can we get Tony Pulis in to do some defensive coaching?

Frosty the fecking Snowman

 

[Duafc]

Accrington Stanley...who are they?

@Rood

 

[Jippy]

On Lovren:



A poster replying to some stupid question:




The successor issue:

They genuinely believe they can get Pep or Ancelotti?!?!

 

[fallengt]

If we're average then what does that make Liverpool?

Not too far off IMO. Over the last six games, We've been like: Play shite > Win > Repeat. Liverpool's perfected step 1 and 3.

 

[032Devil]

I noticed that too. I swear I didn't edit it.

It works with a Liverpool accent.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

They genuinely believe they can get Pep or Ancelotti?!?!

Probably. Even Diego Simeone was suggested in that thread, and he was dubbed "not good enough"

 

[Jippy]

Bloody hell.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Look we are a shambles and it's wrong from number 1 to 11 but if United think they are good then so are Dagenham and Redbridge. United took their 3 chances today and that's about as far as it goes. Let's not make De Gea's saves better than they were, most of the shots were pretty much at him and if they were to go in then people would be criticising him for not making the saves. Yes he was composed and made himself big but that's what you would expect from a Premier League keeper. It was Liverpools inability and complete choking in front of goal that was the difference between a hammering of United and losing. I think we all know that if Sturridge or any decent striker was at the end of those chances then United would have been bent over for 5 or 6

We only won because we took our chances, which we definitely only had 3 of (6 on target, 11 off target according to BBC) and if Liverpool had have taken their chances, they would have won.

Moral victory.

 

[Niall]

As this is one of our megathreads that's staying alive, anyone interested in helping me put together a list of threadmarks for it? Specifically a threadmark for each match Liverpool have played this season.

What I need is a link to each post nearest to the kick-off time of each of their matches. That will make it really easy to jump to specific parts of their season to have a jolly old chuckle at their various misfortunes. You can get the URL for a specific post in the top right corner of it.

Example:

I've done the threadmark for today's game, now I just need the rest Any volunteers?

 

[Earthquake]

Probably. Even Diego Simeone was suggested in that thread, and he was dubbed "not good enough"

FFS.

We only won because we took our chances, which we definitely only had 3 of (6 on target, 11 off target according to BBC) and if Liverpool had have taken their chances, they would have won.

Moral victory.

Well, least he has some understanding of the theory that the football team that scores more wins.

 

[pacifictheme]

Thats the problem Liverpool fans have always had, they concentrate too much on stats. Its been like that since under Rafa when they often dominated possession against teams but also drew and lost a ton of games.
The only stat that matters is the final score and the sooner Liverpool fans realize that, losses will be easier to take for them.

Stats are facts. They love facts, fact.

 

[Hed Zitin]

I've always had a loathing for Tyler, a right Manc arse-licker

Incredible the difference some perspective gives. Tyler has always been an ABU in my eyes. Banging on about their chances all game. Nev not doing a lot to put him in his place and shut up.

 

[Kraftwerker]

As this is one of our megathreads that's staying alive, anyone interested in helping me put together a list of threadmarks for it? Specifically a threadmark for each match Liverpool have played this season.

What I need is a link to each post nearest to the kick-off time of each of their matches. That will make it really easy to jump to specific parts of their season to have a jolly old chuckle at their various misfortunes. You can get the URL for a specific post in the top right corner of it.

Example:

I've done the threadmark for today's game, now I just need the rest Any volunteers?

Just can't get the staff eh Niall?

 

[Amethyst]

I've PM'd Niall with a list of threadmarks.

 

[Brightonian]

I've PM'd Niall with a list of threadmarks.

You're a diamond. Pun! Pun!

 

[Amethyst]

You're a diamond. Pun! Pun!

Had 20 minutes to kill before MOTD.

 

[Siorac]

You're a diamond. Pun! Pun!

And you're a 3-5-2.

 

[Brightonian]

And you're a 3-5-2.