RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

His target for us was to finish between 6-8th :lol: :lol:

If only someone could run an IP check on him and how it would reveal he's actually from Merseyside.

It's the way he keeps bringing up the Busby Babes to try and prove his 'credentials' that winds me up.

10. Manchester United idol.

JohnnoWhite - I have never idolised anyone - well not since Duncan Edwards was killed at Munich. In the current squad I would say that for all his behavioural imperfections, Rooney is still the hardest working and most effective player wearing United red. For that reason I think United stole the 18 year old from Everton for those 25 and a half million pounds back in 2004.
 
It's the way he keeps bringing up the Busby Babes to try and prove his 'credentials' that winds me up.

Yeah, really that doesn't even make sense.

Did he stop Idolising Edwards after he died or something?

I'd love to point these things out to the moron.
 
Yeah, really that doesn't even make sense.

Did he stop Idolising Edwards after he died or something?

I'd love to point these things out to the moron.

That's exactly why he does it. You call him out on the fact that he's either mentally ill or a Liverpool fan and he responds with "Well, I saw Duncan Edwards so there!" I've seen him mentioned on these RAWK threads a few times. He always quotes Shankly or Busby, talks about the 50s or mentions Robins FA Cup goal. It's all just so he can establish himself as a United fan that's a step above the 'plastic fans' of today as opposed to the lonely Liverpool supporting teen that he actually is.
 
The voice of experience and all that...
 
Yeah, really that doesn't even make sense.

Did he stop Idolising Edwards after he died or something?

I'd love to point these things out to the moron.

For him to have idolised Duncan Edwards when he was younger he must be pushing 70. How many 70 year olds do you think post regularly on Internet forums? Most 70 year olds I know barely know how to work a computer, let alone concern themselves with such trivial matters as arguing with/sucking off a load of scousers on a website.
 
He says the player he hates most is Gerrard because of how good he is. He's not even hiding it anymore.
 
For him to have idolised Duncan Edwards when he was younger he must be pushing 70. How many 70 year olds do you think post regularly on Internet forums? Most 70 year olds I know barely know how to work a computer, let alone concern themselves with such trivial matters as arguing with/sucking off a load of scousers on a website.
Well we have here ukbob (which is brilliant) who is near that age. Not sure abou Johnno but if I am not mistaken he claims to be 68 or so.

I also don't think that he's a WUM Liverpool supporter. Just a weird person probably with Stockholm syndrome who writes these things to get likes there. Just compare him to Cantona (who is way more cooler, a better poster and far more knowledgable) and you see RAWK members every day calling for Cantona's ban (well Cantona goes a bit far at times - for RAWK standards - but nowhere near the degree of the likes of Barney, B9 or peterstorey here) while Johnno is idolised there.
 
He's definitely not United supporter. Uses LVG's names in a mocking manner like only those scouse cnuts would, thinking it's funny and all that. Quotes Shankly, calls de Gea 'decent' and talks even more shit, couldn't be bothered to go past third question.

And all that slick talk, using a pseudo-sophisticated language and some shit imitations of a slang or whatever, wanker.

Yeah, what a shitc**t. Slagging off Blind and Herrera!? Rojo I can understand but Blind and Herrera have been solid at the very least
 
Re: that weird RAWK United supporter. I think he probably criticised United a coule of times and then got intoxicated off all the obnoxious gases that were released in reply to his post and he's now addicted.

"United won 4-0 this week but we were lucky. It wasn't the United I remember. Felt plastic."

"Aw maaayte you are so fochking right there, la. Best Man Utd fan ever"

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"Gee thanks guys, I could get used to this"
 
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Can anyone else smell that collective whiff of stained grundies from down the East Lancs road?

Every Liverpool fan i know is bricking it.

I want us to humiliate the vermin.

Do RAWK think they can win or is it a similar feeling there?

I want to see Redknapp & Souness & Carragher crying, moaning over a decision that goes our way.
I don't know if they're bricking it but almost every one of them is trying to convince themselves that we're both equally shit.
 
Cantona is proper winding them up, atm. A Utd win tomorrow might see him get 'offed' in my view.

But I did like 'our' Barney moving very quickly to distance himself from the RAWK Barney a little way back. Proper made me laugh that did.

And as for Johnno, I suppose he justifies everything around the view that LFC are still hanging on to being a 'proper' club and all that shite. Cos he's seen through our corrupt empire and he wants the magnificent Mighty Red melted down for glue.
 
Mods threaten to clampdown on excess (retrospective) transfer speculation.

We will have a special board for the special people soon enough, but please leave it out for now.
 
"This fixture always brings all the hatred, latent and extant, in my whole person to the surface. I am insufferable to be near for hours before and hours after, regardless of the result (one could argue that I am insufferable full stop, but that is neither here nor there) - frothing in anger, frothing with joy. A rabid mongoose. Hate these c*nting squirrel shaggers. Really, really hate everything that makes them what they are. The fecking reanimated corpse of Simply Red and his c*nting master there, old Hard Shoulder Shitting Whiskey Beaked Voldemort, the c*nt. Just feck off. Can't be bothered with predictions or lineups or hopes and dreams. Have already started to melt. The funk we find ourselves in is outside the scope of this match for me - this is separate, different. This is for our sanity, our mental and emotional health. More than tribal, this one is visceral. feck off you devils, evil c*nts.
Just feck.
Right.
Off."
 
Strong words from Phil Thompson there.
 
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"This fixture always brings all the hatred, latent and extant, in my whole person to the surface. I am insufferable to be near for hours before and hours after, regardless of the result (one could argue that I am insufferable full stop, but that is neither here nor there) - frothing in anger, frothing with joy. A rabid mongoose. Hate these c*nting squirrel shaggers. Really, really hate everything that makes them what they are. The fecking reanimated corpse of Simply Red and his c*nting master there, old Hard Shoulder Shitting Whiskey Beaked Voldemort, the c*nt. Just feck off. Can't be bothered with predictions or lineups or hopes and dreams. Have already started to melt. The funk we find ourselves in is outside the scope of this match for me - this is separate, different. This is for our sanity, our mental and emotional health. More than tribal, this one is visceral. feck off you devils, evil c*nts.
Just feck.
Right.
Off."

Imagine that rant with the dialect of the guy on the Red Men Tv-thingy.
 
Aside from the Fergie bit (fair fecks on Hicknall though) I actually think it's fair enough. It's exactly how I feel about them and exactly how I feel watching Thompson and Souness spit their bitter bile all over the place.
 
The supposed United fan is obviously one of their mods/posters who is deliberately posting to get a rise/laugh from us, it's fairly evident right?!
 
To be fair most of them (on their match day thread) aren't looking forwards to the match and think we will inevitably beat them, some even think we will tank them.
 
Aside from the Fergie bit (fair fecks on Hicknall though) I actually think it's fair enough. It's exactly how I feel about them and exactly how I feel watching Thompson and Souness spit their bitter bile all over the place.
It's fair that we are 'evil'?
 
Their mods remind me of Pornstache....



"Criticising Gerrard? Thread locked!"

"Sterling's contract? Locked!"

"Transfer speculation? Locked!"
 

Only because you support your team in a reasonable - mainly, ;)) way. And it therefore kinda summed up how loony their lunatic fringe is, that an LFC fan on a Utd forum dissociates himself. I don't know what 'their' Barney is like btw..

(And this post should maybe have the disclaimer that RAWK does have some quite reasonable contributors but they aren't really the target of this thread.)
 
"This fixture always brings all the hatred, latent and extant, in my whole person to the surface. I am insufferable to be near for hours before and hours after, regardless of the result (one could argue that I am insufferable full stop, but that is neither here nor there) - frothing in anger, frothing with joy. A rabid mongoose. Hate these c*nting squirrel shaggers. Really, really hate everything that makes them what they are. The fecking reanimated corpse of Simply Red and his c*nting master there, old Hard Shoulder Shitting Whiskey Beaked Voldemort, the c*nt. Just feck off. Can't be bothered with predictions or lineups or hopes and dreams. Have already started to melt. The funk we find ourselves in is outside the scope of this match for me - this is separate, different. This is for our sanity, our mental and emotional health. More than tribal, this one is visceral. feck off you devils, evil c*nts.
Just feck.
Right.
Off."
The thing is its mutual.

This is where even the brother-in-law gets it full on. Usually banter throughout the season, though very close to the mark, when the Scouse game comes on there is definite frothing at the mouth by both of us. We have only managed to watch the game together once, the whole family had to keep us apart. Every decision, every meaty challenge, every insulting chant just got the adrenalin going.

Ever since Slippy G did his bit for humanity and our sanity, I just can't help but send my brother-in-law the gifs, the youtube's, or anything that just reminds him of the hurt he felt and total joy I felt. I know if they get even a point today I will get it big time, this really is his cup-final and I wouldn't have it any other way.
 
I definitely see where he's coming from. I can actually feel myself becoming a worse person as kick-off gets closer.

Someone should spray herpes all over the camera lenses at OT in case Gerrard feels the need to get amorous.