But I thought he enrolled his children in a school in Liverpool and that meant he was staying? They won't get close to replacing Suarez. We're the biggest club in the world and even with £80m from Ronaldo sale we still haven't replaced him.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown | 2013/14
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That front six would be so much better with Henderson and Gerrard.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=310440.msg12955918#msg12955918
I've missed RAWK. Still brilliant at football analysis, still brilliant fanfiction wrtiters.
It's what they hear in court so they think it carries the same weight from them...
Don't give them any ideas.
I believe the exact quote would be "And I do apologise Mr Suarez, but there is feck all you can do about it".
What a post that was. Definitely the best thing RAWK has ever given us, up there with the guy losing an argument to his own imagination and the guy who wrote the fanfiction story about Carragher scoring the winner in the CL final against us.
But the "kid" dies in the Expendables! 2!
omg spolders ffs
ssshhh, don't tell them.Yes, Michael Owen kept Woodgate company at Madrid. You know who else he kept company? Ronaldo, Raul, Figo, Zidane and Beckham. Fine, Madrid won nothing that year and Liverpool fluked their way to the Champions League, but claiming Owen moved to a smaller club is just ludicrous.
Ian Ayre is reportadly meeting with officials from Barca about the potential transfer of suarez. Cue the media/fergie/italian/fifa blaming for his inevitable departure
Fancy going into business? I reckon we could do a roaring trade in Suarez effigies. I know where we can get a lorry load of rejected oversize dentures dirt cheap
Let's exploit both markets, you handle the suarez ones and i'll get some evra/fergie ones made. We'd be millionares......of course theres a good chance we'd get robbed
But it was a hilariously bad move given what happened.
Bigger wages and a better standard of life were probably of some comfort though.
The guy one the Ballon D'or, he wanted to go to Madrid and play at a higher level. Many players have make that move and have bad times at Madrid, then go on to great things elsewhere - it wasn't his choice of move that caused the injuries and loss of pace.
Jesus Christ. Just watched that video and completely lost it when he said "Have you ever been bitten by someone? It's not nice, it really hurts".Is he not the guy that allegedly scammed a bunch of Liverpool fans out of money by claiming to be ITK then making them shell out 30 quid to share his definitely real knowledge?
Either way I lost it laughing at this thumbnail
This is exactly whats going to happen though, Ayre is going to open with "we want 80 million", Barcelona will laugh in his face, Suarez will go absolutely spastic, Barcelona will sign him for 45 plus add ons in the last week of the window.
Damn Chiellini got fat quick...
How will they react to this?
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant
He might get het up and animated but at least the message is right. He's not angry about the ban, he's angry about some people's reactions to Suarez's actions.
Well, they won't get 80m for him. As the matter stands you'd think Barca are in a good position to negotiate if the scousers actually have decided it's time to get rid.
The fat guy is right though. Their fans are utterly mental. They are gagging so badly for Uniteds stature and pedigree around the world that they'd bend over and sell their arse to a man with a barbed wire cock.
Shameful and an embarrassment to the club.
Shameful and an embarrassment to the club.
And so the mists of delusion clear and they finally begin to see Suarez for the nasty piece of work he really is.
This is turning out to be a great summer to be a United fan
Cue the 'Seasons in the Sun' poems/songs.
He's a seaword of a player, and they're starting to see it. What a wonderful time to be alive! (as a United fan)
So Liverpool fans finally realizing he is a bastard?
I'm expecting a complete meltdown, from hero to zero.
I'm expecting a complete meltdown, from hero to zero.
Imagine Barcelona (with Suarez) play Liverpool
Please tell me you saw the swear word in that/
I may, or may not have noticed that you were (accurately) calling him a cnut.
It's a new term I've coined. Reserved specifically for that horrible beaver faced twat.
It'll have to be in the first knock out stage as Liverpool won't be going any further than that (if they even get out of their group)
It's guaranteed that they will be in a "group of death".
Barca.
Juve (With Evra)
Liverpool
??
I reckon.
I cannot wait until the angry posts filled with pejoratives roll in after he leaves, and one of the pretentious, sentimental little cretins calls him a racist.
Put down your champions league winners medals Mourinho and Van Gaal, you can't compete with a guy who finished second once.
Supporting Liverpool is a disease that leads to massive delusion.
Yeah forget Wenger's 12 trophies with Arsenal (inc community shield). I mean, Rodgers was LMA Manager of the Year FFS.